Jessie Andrews Through The Years

Jessie Andrews – August 2nd 2013 – Sisu Resort – Dallas, TX 

Even if you don’t know who Jessie Andrews is, you’ve probably seen her in a few places and just didn’t know her name. That always happens when I mention her and people ask who that is, I show them a picture and they do that familar “Ooooh, yeah, the American Apparel girl”.

If you’ve ever shopped at one of their locations or seen their ads on the back of any New Times major weekly in any major city, you’ve seen Miss Andrews. She’s also been performing in pornographic films since 2010 and tons of other major modeling gigs. This year she’s really worked hard to raise her profile – she has her own jewelry line Bagitiba, posed for Penthouse back in June, and has really been making a name for herself as a DJ/Producer.
Now, if your rolling your eyes right now, trust me, normally I would be right there with you as the model/porn star turned DJ thing is so super played out as if she didn’t already have enough legitimacy problems. However, Jessie is the real deal – I did a pair of gigs with her in Austin this year, one at SXSW and then a festival in the Spring and I was really impressed. She even released a pair of tracks this year that she co-produced that I really enjoy especially You Won’t Forget Tonight, not to mention how devastating she looks in the video.
That and I was just really taken with her whole presentation: She’s ambitious, she doesn’t drink or do drugs and was one of the most geninuely nice persons I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting.
Enough to make me a believer, a fan even – so I’m gonna forgive her (or her booking agent) for playing this establishment Sisu we are about to have a good ol’ time making tons of fun of.

Ok Sisu, I’ve actually been wanting to check this place out because I know that it’s so completely out of my demographic (& I love that) & also because I know I’m going to enjoy witnessing firsthand the worst that Dallas has to offer in terms of furthering its “bunch of rich fucks” image.
Think Rich Kids of Beverly Hills at a spa resort located in the gayborhood that attracts the bottle service crowd that wear heels with their bikinis & do that hand-on-hip thing in every picture & their equally douchey male counterparts. That’s not to say that they aren’t fun to look at –

I’m sure she doesn’t know Dallas enough to have hand picked this place, I’m sure it was just something that her booking agent found. She’s been taking this gig literally all over the world – using her status as a high-profile model in the fashion world and a tastemaker in many others to do major tours and festivals. She’s even been to Australia twice this year. Now for the downside – she did once date an insufferable trust-fund douchebag who goes by the name Borgore (if you’ve never heard the song Decisions, which is about Jessie, consider yourself lucky, it’s the worst thing ever) and I’ve become such a fan of hers that I guess I just don’t wanna believe that this is her peer group. However, I’m still big fan of fun, and that’s what we ALL we’re having today –