Vice Turns 20 w/ Scarlett Johansen & More (Dec/2014)

Vice 20 Party – Dec 5th – 2014 – Duggal’s Greenhouse at the Brooklyn Navy Yard – Brooklyn, NY

Tired as hell and it’s still raining out, but I was getting it together and catching my second and third winds with the anticipation of something that could be quite legendary. Vice – the irreverant global conglomerate – the taste maker for hipster worldwide and the corporate band for purists alike is turning 20 years old and to celebrate they were reaching deep into their stylish pockets for a blow out of trust-fund proportions.

When I arrived I expected a shitshow to rival the one earlier at the Foo Fighters but since I was a bit late the lines weren’t too insufferable and then you had to take a shuttle bus to the actual spot, three blocks away.
I arrived to long lines of mobbed open bars as usual (thankfully I’m not a big drinker so I really could care less) and free food trucks that were pretty underwhelming but who am I to complain, they were free, and for a poor kid from Texas it’s nuts that I’m even here to have an opinion on it.

Music began at eleven but it was well after midnight when I arrived so I missed a few of the opening numbers but what they had lined up was a truly special, one-of-a-kind curation that combined hipster actors with forged on the spot supergroups and everything in between.
With a drink in my hand and a falafel in the order I made my way to the stage just as Nick Thorburn from the Rapture was hitting.

“House of Jealous Lovers, will always be the soundtrack to that magical summer when I first moved to NYC in 2006.
Next came something awesome, completely unexpected and my fave moment of the night when these too-cool-for-schoolers let some of my fave metallers onstage –
Dave Ellefson of Megadeth, Alex Skolnick of Testament, and Tony Foresta of Municipal Waste  for a medley of Metal classics.
For most of the night, Nick Zinner from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs & co. served as backing band to a variety of singers (though there were just DJs for some rappers, and a few bands played themselves).
And here comes Wu Tang’s Ghostface Killah and Raekwon doing classic “Daytona 500Ghostface Killah and Raekwon

Meredith Graves of Perfect Pussy introduced her cover of The Strokes’ infamous “New York Cops” by saying that black lives matter in reference to the recent senseless violence of innocents by police brutality and the protests in recent weeks that have divided the city.

Meredith Graves

It was mainly about covers, playing stuff everyone knows from unlikely sources – such as Jonah Hill (with director Spike Jonze on guitar) doing Drake’s “Marvin’s Room” and though not her first foray into the music world it was still other wordly just to see Scarlet Johansen in person, let alone see her sing Joy Division.

Jonah Hill

Scarlett Johansen

That buzz carried into an appearance – and actual performance – by Russia’s famed protest punks Pussy Riot, doing a fitting version of Le Tigre’s “Deceptacon” (and referencing those protesting across the country that night over recent grand jury verdicts).Pussy Riot members Nadezhda Tolokonnikova and Maria Alyokhina. To cheers, Alyokhina, in her characteristic heavy Russian accent, soberly and firmly read from notes on her phone: “I might not have the right to talk about American problems, but I think that murder is murder everywhere.”
Pussy Riot member Sasha Klokova then sang Le Tigre’s 1999 electroclash hit, “Deceptacon.”

Another great moment came when Zinner’s band doing one of his own songs, Yeah Yeah Yeahs’ breakthrough “Maps” with Karen O herself on vocals.

A crush of people moved forward for the next guest — Lil Wayne. So I made my way to the back

Lil Wayne

I can’t stand this dude and he’s second only in poseur rap to Kanye but maybe first in inspiring white rich kids to apporpriate something they” truly never understand.

A party like this one would seem to cost just about a zillion dollars, but asked about the total expense of the event, Hosi Simon, Vice’s global general manager] demurred. “It’s actually not a whole lot,” he said. For its 15th anniversary, Vice spent $250,000 to put on a Halloween party. Five years later, “It’s more than that,” he said. “But if you look at the lineup, it’s a multimillion dollar lineup.”

Party host Andrew WK closed it all out with a bang. A lot has changed over the past twenty years, but one thing’s remained a constant: Vice knows how to throw a fucking party!
VICE has grown up in the past two decades, from shock value drug stories to their own Emmy-winning HBO series  The 20th Anniversary Party admittedly wasn’t really about their current hard-hitting nature but more about their hard-partying history – and being an actually successful media business.The entire event was filmed, so you’ll be able to see it for yourself soon.

Photos – Roy Turner
Laura June Kircsh
Ryan Muir
P Squared
Greg Christman

Foo Fighters surprise Sonic Highway finale’ (Dec/2014)

An insane one-two punch you only find in NYC with a club show from a stadium filling band to one of the biggest parties in history.
Here is December 2015 in New York part IV –

Sonic Highways Live Finale w/ The Foo Fighters – December 5th – Irving Plaza – New York City

The Foo Fighters put out a new album and an HBO series about it, both called Sonic Highways. The premise of the show was Dave Grohl & co. traveling to eight different US cities and discussing those cites’ musical histories while also showing clips of them recording parts of their album in each. The documentary wrapped up with the NYC episode, and like they have done in other cities, they planned to celebrate with an intimate show.

A few disclaimers: I was a huge fan of Nirvana as a kid and loved that first Foo Fighters records that Dave did by himself. Though I’ve kept up with Grohl & all of his fun projects over the years like Probot, playing with Queens of the Stone Age and Them Crooked Vultures, I can’t say that I’ve paid much attention to his day job since 1995 up until 2011 when they put out the only thing that to me has sounded similar since with Wasting Light & a great accompanying film project about the history of the band called Back and Forth.
Next came an even more ambitious film project & accompanying soundtrack called Sound City detailing the history of the famed studio where Nirvana’s landmark Nevermind was recorded. I saw the premiers of both films in their corresponding years at SXSW and both were followed later that night with  “surprise intimate shows” at Stubb’s that I attended as well.
Because of that access, them doing annual smaller gigs,that Grohl doesn’t have that stadium rock vibe & I really just haven’t been paying attention, it doesn’t (nor will it ever) occur to me that the Foo Fighters are as huge as they actually are. That’s why when they announced this club gig I didn’t really think anything about it other than I thought it was cool that they were trying to get back to something real. A club show that only costs $20 bucks that you had to buy in cash on the day of.
Hell they even made a flyer –

And in spite of this being in NYC and not Austin again I was still floored when I walked to the venue the day of the show to see the BIGGEST FUCKING SHITSHOW IN HISTORY out front of a line that seemed to reach Staten Island and people in tents that had been out here all night in the freezing cold. Sorry but in spite of my cursory interest – for the fucking Foo FIghters?!?!?!

…and it was also raining – luckily I made a few calls and landed on the guest (or so I thought…more on this in a minute) as it could have been Prince in there and their was still no way I was standing in this line that was as hostile as it was long. That had some crazy buy system setup that completely fell apart and people were on the verge of rioting when I passed by. Fuck that noise, I went and played pinball up the street and got out of the rain until showtime.
When I returned, things weren’t much better – the cops were moderating the line like a hostage situation had broken out – ridiculous.
While in line I had heard that the Foo Fighters had SOLD OUT MetLife Stadium across the river where I saw freaking Wrestlemania last year! Again, this would have never occurred to me.
When I finally get inside the venue, the guest list area was two tables setup opposite of the new usual ticket windows. I give the nice girl my ID but she can’t seem to find my ticket and asks of my affiliation/how I secured my ticket. When I tell her this, this wired up Hispanic kid overhears it (whom is also in the can’t find my ticket category) and suddenly he’s on me like white on rice groupie style. He’s really loud and freaking out and I’m now concerned that the nice girl is no longer going to help me because of my now erroneous link to this young, but dressed like a 90s Hip-Hop backpack kid who seems seconds away from asking to top me off.
At first I’m thinking the recognition could help my cause, but suddenly I’m starting to get it that he’s working me and the girl in a “See? I know people, now let me in” way with a two-fer of “Dude, please help me get in…please” to me. I try to be polite while shutting it down but it’s not happening and now thanks to this charachter from the Boondocks come to life I’m equally out in the cold.
I think fast on my feet and so when I saw they were bringing in the patrons two at a time assigning a pair to each of the two tickets windows and when one of the windows was empty I ran over there as fast as I could. Though you had to have a special yellow wristband given out at 8am that morning just to have the PRIVLEDGE to but a ticket for $20, with the cold everyone’s wrist were covered in jackets and the girl behind the window never asked to see it and gladly took my credit card. Just as my inner Mcconaughy was saying “Alright, Alright, Alright” that fucking groupie dude saw what I was up to and came running over there and thanks to security already being on his tip came over, made the clerk cancel my transaction and threw us both out!
I went storming off into the night, not necessarily mad that I was missing the show but more embarassed as to how – when suddenly Boondock Groupie comes chasing after me to get my contact information! I STILL tried to be cool but when I only gave him my Twitter handle, he started aggressively haggling for more lobbying for my cell number.
I’m a total nobody who sometimes works with celebrities, can you imagine how this guy would act towards one of those celebrities if this is how he was towards me?
In that second I started to sympathize a little with what they go through. I finally told this guy to fuck off and leave me alone.
But then I turned the corner and said to myself “Yeah, fuck that guy and fuck this, I’m seeing this show” so I went back (for pride reasons) stood in line and when I got back up to the guest list area I insisted they do something about it until they did and suddenly I was inside ready for the show.

The schedule was they were gonna premier the final episode (NYC) and then the band would follow.

Sonic Highways is meant to reflect Grohl’s own fandom and musical upbringing–but it also positions itself as a type of definitive oral history of each city’s music scene.
That kind of self-awareness from Grohl–knowing that he’s reached a level of success far beyond the people who helped feed his roots deepen the show along with Grohl remembering where he came from and what he owes.
As promised after the screening ended, here came Grohl and the Foo Fighters – 

New York brings out the romantic in Dave Grohl,  “I really love you. If you weren’t married, we’d move to Amsterdam and live happily ever after,” he said “I’m sorry you have to stand there while I sing a love song to your face.”
As the band kicked into “Big Me,” the object of Grohl’s affection – the greying, grinning Steve Rosenthal, owner of the seminal Magic Shop studio in SoHo – whipped off his T-shirt as Grohl blanched comically. Rosenthal’s bittersweet musings on the record industry were a central focus of the just witnessed episode.
What came next was a raucous, unflagging set that lasted nearly three hours.
Familiar covers of from Tom Petty & the Rolling Stones’  with drummer Taylor Hawkins doing the vocals, Grohl clambered atop the band’s stacks and swung over the balcony, where he paced the entire upper floor and soloed among the astonished VIP denizens before racing back to the stage in time for the song’s falsetto bridge.

As their marathon set wound down, Grohl smirked at the subtly thinned-out audience: Even 20 years into the Foos’ career, he can still outlast some younger fans. “This sure is a lot of fun,” he said, kicking into the euphoric closing chimes of “Everlong.” “I’m sure glad I don’t work at the furniture warehouse anymore.”

Setlist – 

Outside
The Pretender
Learn to Fly
White Limo
Arlandria
Rope
My Hero
Hey, Johnny Park!
Monkey Wrench
Congregation
Walk
Cold Day in the Sun
I’ll Stick Around
In the Clear
Big Me
Something From Nothing
Times Like These
These Days
Miss You (The Rolling Stones cover)
Breakdown (Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers cover)
Under Pressure (Queen & David Bowie cover)
All My Life
This Is a Call
I Am a River
Best of You
Everlong

I too was exhausted, but the crazy thing about NYC is that even at this late hour, I still had another major event to attend. Off to Brooklyn!

Jena Ardell
Sam Clarke
Andrew White
Sachyn Mitael

Christmas in NYC w/ Rockefeller Tree Lighting, Radio City Rockettes & much more (Dec/2014)

There really is nothing like Christmas time in New York City. For a guy like me that adores the city and is passionate about all things Christmas, experiencing the wonder and majesty that the city has to offer at this time of year, is a bit of a dream come true & not one I normally get to enjoy. Even when I was here full-time I always went home the day before Thanksgiving and usually returned the day before New Year’s Eve. Only one other time was I here well into December and things didn’t go like they should have. This year, I took full advantage of being here and proceeded to experience as much as I could.

Christmas in Rockefeller Center (taping) – Dec 1st – New York, NY

Here’s a bit a cautionary tale for tourists visiting NYC (especially you Europeans) – When they tell you that the world famous Christmas in Rockefeller Center Tree Lighting is set for Dec 3rd and tell you all the stars that will be performing and you’ve watched for years on television hoping to see in person, what they don’t tell you is most of the performances you are seeing have been taped over several days prior. This was the first of those tapings.

Lady Gaga/Tony Bennett

Having just put out a duet record Cheek to Cheek,  Lady Gaga & Tony Bennett (who reguarly performs here each year) were the perfect choice. If you saw the broadcast you saw that they went with a much racier outfit than the rehearsal below.

Thanks to some work I did with Gaga’s anti-bullying campaign Born Brave over the summer, we were invited to watch them rehearse and run through the song??? a few times. It was so insanely cold and freezing and had been raining all day so we didn’t stay much longer and for the actual taping.

Radio City Christmas Spectacular w/ The Rockettes – December 2nd – Radio City Music Hall – New York, NY

The next morning got up bright and early & I wanted to make the most of the first half of the day. What better way than to spend the morning than at Radio City to see the Rockettes perform in their annual Christmas Spectacular?
Radio City – a place I’ve walked by a million times and have never actually seen the inside of. The show sometimes tours outside of city and I actually got to see a muted version of it in Austin about 4 years ago, but to be here and to see the actual Rockettes is a dream come true.

Got to the ticket booth, the woman was so incredibly kind & gave us orchestra center seats for the price of  upper balcony and we manged to get to our seats right as the show started!

Santa Claus himself is tasked with tying together the song-and-dance numbers as our jolly emcee  After introducing us to the striking Rockettes, who continue to boast their notorious precision in a dance rendition of The Twelve Days of Christmas, he jumps into the production as a character in the show’s brief foray into plot.A story of two young brothers, Ben and Patrick  who meet Santa while Christmas-shopping for their sister. The classic Rockette number Rag Doll plays as a detour during the boys’ search for the perfect gift

Continuing a tradition over 80 years in the making, the rosy-cheeked Rockettes in the Parade of the Wooden Soldiers faithfully perform their gravity-resistant slow collapse, while the Living Nativity closes out the program in its one-and-only nonsecular vignette. As acts from the original 1933 show, both have become institutions in their own right, inducing thunderous applause from audience members who feel as if they have become part of the New York ritual by witnessing the historic sequences. The show has also gotten a 21st-century facelift with a 3D tour of Manhattan via sleigh ride and a collection of GPS-guided snowflakes that float freely over the crowd.

There’s certainly no want of stimulation during this well-oiled machine of a performance, such a major satisfying way to kick off the Christmas Season, Happy Holidays!

 

(later that evening) South St Seaport Tree Lighting 

With performances from Bebe Rexha and my man Questlove DJ’d the whole affair.

Bebe Rexha

I wasn’t previously familiar with Bebe Rexha but learned a few things about her after this performance, one being that she co-wrote the song The Monster by Eminem.
One thing that is immediately obvious is that she’s insanely good looking and super sexy.


As attractive as she was and sings very well,her image projects a sorta Jersey Shore vibe with this trampy look and songs about binge drinking. She’s too young to be a Real Housewives of.…but she has that “women who throw wine at each other” vibe going for her.

Questlove

After lighting the tree, everybody’s favorite bandleader and one of my favorite DJ’s – Attending his Thurs night Bowl Train party in Brooklyn is a weekly destination for me and it’s always fun to see what he plays outside that setting and tonight he played a really fun and fantastic set.

Christmas in Rockefeller Center – New York, NY

As I mentioned above, tourists, or those uninformed or both, flock to these world famous traditions and one of the big draws other than being a part of its history, is the all-star lineup they promise to perform. But as also mentioned above, the crowd is expectant of seeing ALL of those artists and be a part of what they’ve seen on TV not realizing that most of those performances have been previously taped in the days before.
So a million people show up expecting to see Lady Gaga & other big names not realizing that their not there, and they are so far away from the action that their actually not aware of that fact enough to get them to leave. And why doesn’t it occur to them that since it’s free they will be one of a MILLION others to try?
You have the entire season to see the tree up close at your own convenience and if being there right as its lit, you should ONLY arrive with that expectation ONLY.
Unless you have a pass (only given to NBC & Rockefeller employees and their familes) you really have no reason to come here because you won’t see or hear anything other than the incessant ramblings & rudeness of tourists, packed in like sardines all freezing to death.

While most of the performances were taped over Mon-Tues, the Today show anchors were live in Rockefeller Center to host the show, as well as a hand full of artists performing

LeeAnn Rimes

After a lot of fuss and changing plans LeAnn Rimes finally hit the stage & performed in a warm checkered coat but she briefly thought she was going to have a lot more airtime when Mariah Carey didn’t show up to last night’s pre-recording, but instead her performance was actually cut short when the diva was brought back last minute. LeAnn Rimes even made I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas sound OK, though her bizarre semi-striptease with a bulky overcoat made me wonder if the novelty song was delivering a double-entendre I didn’t catch. She looked fantastic however.

Mariah Carey

Ok, so obviously I have to mention what went down with Mariah Carey – If you didn’t already see the unending coverage of the deriding of her performance here’s a brief recap. Again in another diva moment, she decided not to show up for rehearsal the night before, leading the producers to pull her slot, only to give it back at the zero hour, (because let’s face it, her All I Want For Christmas, is the biggest modern Holiday classic of the last 30 years) which meant that she was going to sing it live with no rehearsal or warmup. That’s how your supposed to do it right? Except apparently that’s out of Mariah Carey 2014’s wheelhouse as she struggled painfully to recreate the song.

Cyndi Lauper

What a joy Cyndi Lauper is and I was glad that she was here. We caught her doing a news broadcast across from Radio City when our show let out yesterday (see above). Those outside of NYC may not realize how beloved she is here in the city and her performance was as spirited & fun as always.

Darius Rucker

But however good or bad these singers were was irrelevant to the larger problem, captured with queasy precision by the image of Darius Rucker crooning — wait for it — White Christmas.Given the circumstances it took balls bigger than the ones shown in this picture to go through with that one.

Pentatonix

Another sign of our times: A group called Pentatonix uploads a series of accapella covers that went viral that lead them to The Sing-Off show and won and that landed them here. The millenial formula: YouTube/Viral Campaign/Singing Competition show/Christmas Special on Major Network –

Trisha Yearwood/Countdown

Finally things wound down and it was time to light the tree – I don’t know if you can see from my perspective in the picture below, but Trisha Yearwood along with the hosts was there to oversee the countdown, to the lighting of the magnificent tree that officially ushers in the Christmas season.

Aftermath:

This gathering started just hours after the controversial grand jury decision not to bring charges in the death of Eric Garner, while most people had already arrived with no knowledge of the verdict (including myself.)
While no protesters made it into the live shots, the hosts acknowledged nearby protests and the day’s decision near the end of the special. “We hope it will be a healthy and joyous and a peaceful holiday season for everyone,” Matt Lauer said.

First of all, let me disclaim that when I arrived I had no knowledge of the Eric Garner verdict, nor did I realize that it was going to be announced during this time.However, I wasn’t exactly blissfully unaware of the civil unrest brewing just outside the Rockefeller perimeter, I was freezing my ass for hours, trapped in a sea of clueless tourists, being one myself as I endured unimaginable cold and other discomforts to experience the Christmas in Rockefeller Center Tree Lighting.

Naturally the news of this inustince immediately sparked a new wave of protests, which have become frequent occurrences in New York City since the grand jury decision in the death of unarmed teen Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri.
Let me say I am just as outraged & angry over this and the absurd, grotesque abuse of power that is claiming lives of innocent people and further marginalizing minority culture to unspeakable lows.

However the protests seemed misplaced at the holiday celebration, which has a surprisingly long and storied history. Today, the show is a multi-million dollar extravaganza featuring performances, celebrity hosts, thousands of tourists of course Christmas lights, however the event has humble and meaningful beginnings.

The tree lighting tradition began on Christmas Eve in 1931 in the midst of America’s Great Depression. The first ever Rockefeller Christmas tree was erected by a group of construction workers, a 20 foot Christmas tree was placed in the middle of the muddy and dilapidated site that would become the grand Rockefeller Plaza we know today. The creation, even mired in the debt of the Depression, would become one of New York City’s greatest architectural and commercial monuments. In the face of the great depression, the men at the construction site had a grand cause to celebrate on this December 24th because they were about to be paid for their efforts, unlike most of their other colleagues, friends and family. Underneath the first ever Rockefeller Christmas Tree, a clerk sat on a wooden crate and handed out checks to grateful workers. A tree lighting ceremony did not occur, mainly because the tree was adorned with tin cans and scrap paper but only two years later in 1933 the first official ceremony was decreed when a Rockefeller Center publicist organized it.

The tree at Rockefeller Center even served as a symbol during World War II, in 1942; three small trees decorated in ornaments of red, white and blue were placed in the plaza. The trees were replanted following the Christmas season, as per orders of the organizers. In 1944, still wartime, Rockefeller Center and their famous Christmas trees had to keep in line with blackout regulations, meaning that the trees remained unlit. In 1945, in a celebration of the end of World War II and the end of blackout restrictions, the Rockefeller Center organizers employed the use of six ultraviolet light projectors to make all 700 fluorescent globes on that year’s tree glow brightly even in the dark.

Shutting down “Christmas in Rockefeller Center” is not going to make a change in the recent racial tension that has struck the United States. Instead the protests sully a long tradition of celebrating togetherness and hope when facing despair and anguish.
Again I’m just as angry and disgusted by the actions of the current police inscrutability but when I was trying to exit this event and get on the subway and safely to my apartment what I witnessed wasn’t just outraged citizens pushing back. I saw alot of so-called radicals just simply looking for a reason to revolt and the only thing they were convincing me of was their “joiner mentality” and using this as a vehicle to say something more about themselves than righting a serious wrong.

My own personal aftermath –

I know I should have been thinking about Eric Garner and trust me I was, but amid the cold, the rude tourists, the insane protests and my anger for the police and just the whole freaking country at large right now, I needed solace, especially at Christmas. As I was walking away from Rockefeller Center, navigating the unspeakable chaos outside I found it in the most unlikely sources. At that moment I wanted basic comforts – I said to myself, “I need a place to charge my phone, catch my breath, experience human kindness and hopefully eat sushi while doing so”
I saw a Starbucks that was closed and then I look over and like an answered prayer, I see a sushi place that was open, affordable, clean and warm. I go in am seated next to a socket to charge my phone and like serdendipity was also seated next to the friendliest tourist couple from Alabama. I learned during our time together that they own a restaurant in Moody, Alabama called Bluegrass BBQ and that this was their first time in the city. We had a great time talking & their openness and southern charm were exactly what I needed so if your ever in that part of the country you should stop in and give these fine folks your patronage.

As I was saying my goodbyes to my new friends from Alabama I was walking towards the subway on my way home when I heard a Christmas song coming from somewhere that I’d never heard before. I really fell in love with its tender tone and the lyrics really touched me. Wishing I knew who it was so I could hear it again but shrugged it off thinking I would hear it a million more times before the holidays were over but sadly didn’t until Dec 23rd when I was in a department store shopping when suddenly I heard it over the crackling, primitive intercom system. Did my best to huddle underneath it looking like madmen I’m sure to hear it but still couldn’t make it out over the bad sound & constant interruptions of an overdue clean-up needed in Aisle 4.
I go home to my family that night and while watching the Michael Buble’ Christmas Special, and while keeping it on the same channel after it had ended led us to watching the Kelly Clarkson’s A Cautionary Christmas Music Tale that was so entertaining that we watched the whole thing when like kismet, the final song she sang…….was the song from that day in Rockfeller!  It was like I was MEANT to hear this song which turns out is Under the Tree by Kelly Clarkson and it’s not only one of the best Christmas songs I’ve ever heard but perfectly framed my holiday this year.

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays!

Photos – 

Roy Turner
Michael Loccisano

NYC Hip-Hop Summer w/ Public Enemy, Slick Rick, Salt N Pepa & more

In part II of the Summer adventures I document one of the best things there is about NYC and that’s Hip-Hop, the good the bad & everything in between is at your fingertips whenever you want it. Logically since this is its birthplace that’s how it should be, but for a white kid growing up in Texas, I would have to wait years and years to see some of these acts that I practically bump into at the bakery now. Some of these acts don’t tour anymore or have never toured but will still do the occasional “local” show and local for them means NYC and its boroughs.

Slick Rick & Biz Markie – July 28th – Grammercy Theater – NYC

Their are few things I enjoy more than just a really fun, old school Hip-Hop show with a super hyped crowd. Nobody fighting, fronting, or causing trouble, just there to have fun like it used to be. And if you wanna have fun, why not have it with the Court Jester of Hip-Hop, Biz Markie?
Alot of people don’t like the Grammercy Theater, but its one of my favorite venues in the city – sure security and staff are dickheads everywhere in this city (Terminal 5 I’m looking at you) but at this place, everyone is really cool and it being right off 23rd St for me its perfect. I’ve seen alot of Hip-Hop shows here, GZA, Q-Tip etc.
Speaking of having an awesome staff, when I got there, my ticket was lost so I had to talk to production.
This kid comes out wearing a Houston Astros hat and I know everything is gonna be all right. We talked Texas, baseball and Hip-Hop and he welcomed me strong (thanks Jason) – just in time as the show was starting.

 

 

Biz Mark was first and the vibe in this place was phenomenal, a show like this in Texas might have drawn 100 people, but there was easily close to 1k strong here, really into it and having a great time.
Between Biz and Slick Rick this really great DJ (who’s name I wish I could remember) who apparently was a name radio DJ that alot of people recognized and appreciated played a great set of old school stuff.
Now it was Slick Rick’s turn –
This was my first time seeing Slick Rick so I can now scratch him off the list of all the MC’s I’ve wanted to see. He was equally fun and then Biz joined him at the end for a great finale.The show was over pretty early but it was raining like hell and I was trying to figure out what to do. See, one thing people who don’t live here don’t know is that its not like you can just go home for a bit and figure it out and then go back out, unless your a gazillionaire. For most people, once they bother to leave their apartment, their out, and once they return, their in. It’s just too much trouble otherwise.
I wasn’t that far from my old haunt Lit, which I don’t think I had been to in over a year and decided to head on over. It’s true, you really can’t go home again because I was at Lit for about an hour, and I didn’t recognize a soul and the vibe and crowd was something completely different and not for me.

Public Enemy w/ Salt-N-Pepa – July 30th – Wingate Park – Brooklyn, NY

I’ve been looking forward to telling this story for awhile and have waited to really get my thoughts together to tell it.
First disclaimer: Sadly, it’s just a fact of life that their are still places in this world, specifically right here in Brooklyn that as a young, white man, I am not welcome solely based by the color of my skin – just like equally sad that their are places, probably even more so, that people of color are not welcome for the same reasons.
I had been wanting to check out the Wingate area of Crown Heights for some time now, Curtis Mayfield has been said to have written We’re a Winnerhere -its an area of Brooklyn once known as “Pigtown,” not far from where Ebbets Field once hosted the Brooklyn Dodgers.
Just my passion for baseball alone I had been wanting to come out here, but had been warned not to.
When I heard that Public Enemy was gonna be playing, those previous warnings didn’t even occur to me, and when I heard that the show was free and that Salt-N-Pepa were opening, even if had, not going was no longer an option.
To sweeten the deal, the concert was part of the park’s ongoing Martin Luther King Jr. Concert Series this being the thirtieth year anniversary of the series, and today was also Chuck D’s birthday, I was beyond ready.

I came out of the subway and as I normally do when I’m in a new neighborhood for the first time, I just followed the people to the park, their was no signs of anything to fear and it never occurred to me that it would.
When I got the park, the entire atmosphere had changed as the sun was setting – I learned that Wingate Park has it own weight lifting culture like the one at Venice Beach, but this had a real prison mentality, and those exercising, like at Venice Beach were on display to those entering the park, but most, including myself didn’t dare look their way.

Then right past that, getting into this park was also like visiting someone in prison – clusters of cops just everywhere and I was frisked three times at several checkpoints before finally entering.
An hour before the show, organizers announced a special guest, Leaders of the New School, who kicked off the show with a rocky start.

 

Audience members who expected to see Busta Rhymes, Charlie Brown, and the whole crew were disappointed. Only one member of the group, Dinco D., was present. He came on stage backed with only a DJ, which brought into question use of the plural “leaders.” He performed only three songs, the last of which was Scenario, the Tribe Called Quest song that featured Leaders of the New School. The audience started to jump and scream when they heard the bass line. Unfortunately Dinco D. spat only his verse, then put the mic down and left the stage.

One thing that was absent here was that of vendors, for which normally I would have appreciated and support their gesture to keep that sort of corporate element out of the park, but the problem was that I was starving and wouldn’t be able to enjoy the concert further without something to eat.
I didn’t want to have to go through that cavity search as before but I was desperate for some food – I went out the way I came in, asked around and they said that their was a store on the corner.
I walk less than two blocks, its still plenty daylight, when I go in, order a sandwich from the deli portion of this bodega and then began scanning the adjacent cooler for something to drink.
Here was something different, they sold beer mainly in singles instead of in quantity and they were selling for cheaper than soda. A decent side can of Budweiser was going for a mere $.75 – that made that choice easy.

As I’m waiting for my sandwich, a gentlemen that looks so much like LL Cool J, that I have to look twice, is making the same beverage choice, when I ask him:
Is this right?, this is only 75 cents?” – He replies “Yeah, but drink it in here, you don’t wanna get caught with it outside” – Wait I can drink it in here too???

I retrieve my sandwich, and go back to where I was standing where LL Cool J was already partaking in his beverage and I politely say “Wow, I can’t believe we can drink it in here, thank you for the tip” –
We are having a decent enough conversation when suddenly the patrons that are coming in are doing double and triple takes on me, a skinny, pasty white kid,  eating a sandwich, drinking a beer, talking with a local, standing there in my RUN D.M.C. t-shirt –
In hindsight, I realize that they resented it deeply and the RUN D.M.C. shirt just seemed to antagonize them – it must have just screamed poseur to them and in that moment I seemed to embody everything that had ever been taken away from them.
LL picks up on this, and not wanting to look like an Uncle Tom he shouts loudly “Where else the fuck you gonna drink it?” – I still calmly said “Well I know that some zoning allows open containers” – his response (and purposely very loudly with the intent so that the other patrons can hear) Not around here, there’s not, maybe yall can in White World, but not around here, don’t be bringing your RACIST SHIT UP IN HERE TO OUR NEIGHBORHOOD!!”
Oh gawd. I could have instead recited Maya Angelou’s I KnowWhy the Caged Bird Singsand he still would have found some vehicle to call me a racist, he was just literally spoiling for a confrontation that I sensed was coming sooner than later. Apparently so did the Italian owners of the bodega as they were looming near, not to protect me, but just to keep an eye out. When I complimented them several times on what a great sandwich this was, they didn’t want to return the pleasantry out of fear.
LL just kept letting me have it – I have been all over the world and walked many miles on many streets but this was the first time I was truly terrified and convinced that it was only a matter of time before something was gonna go down.
Here is an example of the exchange – me trying to make nice – “Hey man, who do people tell you that you look like?” – he answers “LL Cool J, I know that, I don’t need some white motherfucker telling me that, what now you think you know more about LL than us, you little white motherfucker?” –
I didn’t wanna make any sudden moves but I had to get out of there. I wanted to show that I wasn’t afraid and decided to finish my sandwich like normal.
Another patron looks at me and says loudly “That sandwich good?!?!” – I nod yes – He gets inches from my face and screams “WELL EAT IT THAN YOU WHITE MOTHERFUCKER!!” – I calmly smile and nod and finish my sandwich and make my way to the exit.
I make it outside and head to the park but after a few steps some other guys who must have seen me inside yell “Hey Opie, how was your fucking sandwich?”
I have no idea what made me do it, but very passively I actually started walking toward them and said “Hey yall going to the concert?” –
They were stunned, they couldn’t believe it, and just nodded. In hindsight I think what saved my ass was that maybe because I’m so skinny it would have looked bad for them to kick my ass or because I showed no fear, or maybe they just thought I was too stupid.
And technically I was, because right then, with the last piece of daylight I had left I should have just called it a failed experiment and headed back to the subway and got the fuck out of there. Instead I headed straight back to the park.

To unpack things a bit, this was a free show in the heart of a neighborhood that grew up with these artists. What that means is that if any of these groups were playing anything less than walking distance for any amount of money the show would have attracted 200 people. But its like a fireworks display, the entire family can come for no money and its closer to walk to than the subway. So people/families that don’t normally get out much, this was a real treat and all of those comforts resulted in about 10k people showing up.

Salt-n-Pepa hit the stage next.  After 25 years in the business, they were still energetic and fun.
Both Salt and Pepa were keeping it sexy even as they reach middle age. Pepa wore short denim shorts and a revealing black top. Salt was a little more conservative, with a loose silver blouse and tight, shiny black pants.

But it was definitely a family friendly show, at least for their set. There was no cursing. At one point, they even brought some of their children and other young relatives on stage, which was a lot of fun.  Less interesting, however, was when Salt brought out her husband Gavin, who appeared to have no interest in being on stage, for the song Whatta Man.Thankfully, Pepa stepped in and asked for an audience member to dance with her. This produced one of the most fun
moments of the night, as the guy who came on stage was a mere 18-years-old and slightly intimidated by Pep. But she made him wrap his arms around her and dance. He smiled while Pepa rapped her verse.

And it got even better when they announced an unexpected special guest — Kid ‘n Play! The rap duo came on stage full of energy and performed one song, Rollin’ with Kid ‘n Play.The audience shouted out the chorus. And when Kid ‘n Play broke into their famous foot tapping dance, thousands of people screamed with joy.

I needed that – I was still so shaken up over what had transpired at the bodega, and was so angry. I was mainly upset that what they had taken from me was now the ability to enjoy this, and Kid N Play made me forget it temporarily.

Public Enemy’s set started strong. They had a solid three piece band — bass, drums, and guitar — that started it off. Then the Public Enemy sirens started to sound, and Chuck D. jumped out front and started with Public Enemy Number one.
Last to take the stage was Flava Flav, and audience enthusiasm was high. A big reflection of Flavor Flav’s celebrity that Public Enemy gives him his own personalized entrance. “Say what you want, but we all got one of these in our family,” explained front man Chuck D, as he affectionately introduced Flav “The key is not to have two of ’em!”

 

It was playful but hinted at the strained relationship so much so that when I used my crendtials to get a better look, I could hear them openly arguing with each other, and the source of this seemed to stem from Chuck D’s frustration with an obviously very stoned Flav when he went into the first of several digressions that interrupted the flow of the show. Flav thanked everyone for supporting “my second career, which is called reality TV” which got some laughs, cheers, and jeers. This eventually lead into a rousing version of 911 is a Joke.

 

The bulk of their set came from the group’s two crowning achievements: 1988’s It Takes a Nation of Millions To Hold Us Backand the 1990 follow-up, Fear of a Black Planet. Those albums have aged beautifully, but they didn’t resort to producing simple facsimiles of their hits like a heritage act. They did several including I Shall Not Be Moved, from their impressive (but sadly almost entirely ignored) new album, Most of My Heroes Still Don’t Appear on No Stamp

When the various messages got lost in the blur of their music, Chuck was more than happy to provide snappy sermons about the dumbing-down effect of technology, the futility of chasing youth and the banality of radio.

As they performed the early classic Timebomb it shed some light on the bond that has kept Public Enemy’s twin focal points united through a quarter of a century of insurgency and insanity.

 

Let’s hope they keep it together for a little while longer, because hip-hop will never know a group like them again.

Photos –

Roy Turner
Erez Avissar
Nicki Digital
Chris Becker

 

Catalpa NYC w/ Snoop Dogg, Girl Talk, A$AP Rocky, Matt & Kim & more (July/2012)

Catalpa NYC w/ Snoop Dogg, Girl Talk, A$AP Rocky, Matt & Kim and more – July 29th – Fairgrounds – Randall’s Island, NY

It had been pouring down raining for three days straight, and I could have actually come to this yesterday as it was a two day event but there really wasn’t anyone playing that would have got me out in the rain. Not to be cynical but their wasn’t anyone playing today that would have got me out in the rain either, so lucky for them it was nice and sunny today haha!
Since Snoop Dogg was playing naturally High Times Magazine was a sponsor and we have done some work with them and my buddy Billy from the magazine invited me out to represent TrickyKid at the event.
I love coming out to Randall’s Island, I’ve only been here really one other time a few years ago but its a really cool spot.
This was the festival’s inaugural year, and music festivals without a historical following or a known brand identity can employ many strategies in their inaugural year, one of which is “Appeal to as many prospective demographics as possible.” so they decided to combat this problem by throwing together a bunch of popular-ish acts and some quirky attractions—art, fire, a chance to “elope” with a fellow Snoop Dogg fan.

The musicians played across three stages, with a whole host of corporate sponsorships filling the gaps between the performance spaces.
A car company set up an obstacle course to demonstrate the trunk space and cool factor of its new trucks; a web site handed out face paint and animal masks. My personal favorite booth promoted a kind of guarana/caffeine pill that is supposed to be dropped into water, making it turn all fizzy and orange like an Alka-Seltzer from Hell—half an hour after it’s imbibed, your heart is doing high-speed interval training inside your chest. Vodka was hawked in what looked like a sprawling series of igloos and at Billy’s insistence I had to play corporate whore and take a branded picture for one of the sponsors.

 

There were other, less corporate, uninjectable attractions, many of which failed to reach their full potential due to Saturday’s rain. A fire demonstration was canceled; the bumper cars were nowhere to be found; one operations employee informed me that it took nine hours to set up the bounce castle that would serve as the “house of sham marriages.”

 

Matt & Kim

Matt Johnson and Kim Schilfino‘s brand of joyous, keyboard-driven dance-pop was more in line with festival-goers’ tastes. It also helped that after a six-month hiatus, Matt and Kim were grinning like fools on laughing gas and kicking into each and every song with abandon. Kim volunteered to the crowd that she had been aggressively Kegeling because she wanted “to fuck the shit out of you tonight.” Matt demanded that she booty-dance on top of her drum kit & both performed exuberant acrobatics that left the crowd whooping, cheering and trying desperately to catch up through the power of stomp-and-shout dancing.

 

 

Kim was particularly bouncy, covering the crowd in confetti, booty dropping, and inadvertently hitting Matt’s mic during their predictable finale Daylight.“I get crazy and just wanna hit shit,” she apologized. They recovered quickly, starting over again from the top of the very long introduction.

 

 

In my last entry I spun a seething, spiteful tale resonating with resentment about the current crop of hipsters and just hipster culture at large. To be clear I never said I hated fun and as minimalist as their music is and how much of it lends itself to all of that, just on their positivity and sheer enthusiasm alone they get a pass. I’ve seen Matt & Kim close to 30 times now and they never fail to put a smile on my face.

Girl Talk

So I left that stage and took a break by exploring some of the other areas of the festival. As I was coming out of this maze like structure I spot a girl who is just too cute to let pass and she is alone so I approach to say hello. She returns my warmth and in seconds we are laughing and telling stories – She is beyond hot.
So much so that I lose track of logic, but I was quickly headed for Earth when her boyfriend shows up returning from the restroom.
You know how when you are in public at a high traffic place like this and you leave your girl for a second to go the restroom, and on the way back it occurs to you that your girl is fine enough that when you return their is gonna be some asshole trying to talk her up? – In this situation I am now that asshole.
The awkward introduction is made and I leave them to it and head toward the stage where Girl Talk is starting.

 

 

If you don’t already know, Girl Talk uses samples to incite a fever in the crowd, though he doesn’t tease them out slowly; he introduces bushels of familiar singles to the crowd, tossing off old pop songs and rap hooks like grapes. I’ve seen the show a few times and this one was essentially the same act, with slightly new 20-second sound bytes, wisely pulled from this year’s top 40.
But very few people at Catalpa minded. The move toward the main stage when Gillis started whipping his hair back and forth was by far the festival’s biggest migration, and that’s because Gillis is really good at what he does. He knows the songs that make a certain group of people go “ooo!” He knows surface-level pop in nearly every genre.
He compensated for his lack of showy instrumentation by hopping up and down & pulling dozens of young people (almost exclusively female) on stage, and blinding the crowd with neon letters to “JUMP JUMP JUMP.”  a few alcohol-soaked guys shot streamers of toilet paper into the crowd, its all well suited to the ADD Twitter generation.

 

 

For a festival without a solid identity, where no one could really decide exactly what they wanted to hear, Girl Talk was a perfect fit. After all, he played everything.

A$AP Rocky

It was now dark and I wandered over to the other stage after Girl Talk had finished, for no other reason than just to see who was playing. The only other group that I knew that had yet to perform was Snoop Dogg, and despite his Willie Nelson-like status, I’ve seen it more than once and if there was something over here more interesting than I would just stay put.
A$AP Rocky was the last of the idiosyncratically New York acts to perform; he was competing directly with Girl Talk’s mainstage set, and he was finishing up by the time I showed up. He was plagued by relatively poor sound quality, but his desire to “fuck a jiggy bitch” was received with raucous laughter and a succession of enthusiastic candidates who were clearly confident about their inherent jigginess. (Rocky was one of only three rap acts, all of whom were slotted in on Sunday.)

 

 

I honestly could care less, though I like that he is probably the only person I have heard of to denounce homophobia in Hip-Hop, I saw him twice earlier this year at SXSW, including the festival-ending riot of violence that his group caused and I was really none too impressed. People will say that nerdy dudes like hip-hop to be subdued and conscientious and a guy like ASAP is too “thug”, but to be clear ASAP Rocky is marketed to the same Pitchfork driven social construct as any shoe-gazing indie-rock band. If just by being here doesn’t prove that, I have another example later in this entry.

Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg, has quietly transformed into a new-school American icon with a long career and a safe persona. But even though he’d clearly been chosen for his relative mass appeal, Snoop played the entirety of his 1993 classic Doggystyle. Though Snoop’s set was practiced and smooth, aided by pulpy videos which furthered his myth, it was funny to see the crowd bemused by such classic rap tracks as Murder was the Case or Stranded on Death Row

 

 

G funk is fast approaching its thirties and not aging well, by this crowd as they responded most to the two songs Snoop played last: Drop it Like it’s Hot and Young, Wild, And Free the latter of which has what may very well be the dumbest lyric enunciated most sincerely ever of “Sometimes we get drunk, sometimes we smoke weed, we’re just having fun, we don’t care who sees… we’re young and wild and free.” It’s probably the least divisive chorus that could be performed at a music festival.
I was standing watching him sidestage and thought I was getting a contact high cause I looked over and did a double-take to see Cyndi Lauper standing next to me.

People watching at these things are way more entertaining than most of the bands usually and this being NYC it can make it even more so.
Here are a few interesting things I saw –

Leighton Meester

 

 

 

 

Gossip Girl’s Queen Bee herself, I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a huge fan of the show though its total bullshit I watch it religiously (at least I did when Taylor Momsen was still on) – I thought it was cool that she was out in the crowd rawking with everybody else instead of watching from backstage.

Cyndi Lauper

Like I mentioned earlier, I thought I was getting a contact high during Snoop when I spotted Lauper standing next to us.

..and let’s not forget the fans – One thing I enjoy, especially in NYC is their is always “the trend” – it happens every Summer and you will see every girl of every walk of life sporting it. This year some may find a bit more difficult to attempt as the thing I saw everywhere was really high-waisted short shorts.

All in all for this festival for me the results were mixed; the lineup succeeded in having a broad appeal, but lacked a coherent musical aesthetic. Many of the non-musical attractions were spoiled by the rain yesterday and, faced with the prospect of surviving on its artists alone, it became a referendum on its performers’ current positions within the musical landscape.
Catalpa didn’t quite deliver on its admittedly ambitious extra-musical plans, but it provided a great opportunity to investigate those artists operating at the borders of the mainstream.

All Tomorrow’s Parties NJ w/ Portishead, Public Enemy & more (Oct/2011)

Ok so this blog post picks right up where the last one left off – literally the next day after seeing the David Byrne installation and feeling the wrath of the Curse of Primus (read all about it here) Erin and I made our way out to Asbury Park, for yet another unforgettable experience.
This time as a journalist once again covering the All Tomorrow’s Festival I’ll Be Your Mirrorcurated by none other than Portishead who would headline both nights. This marks Portishead’s first return to the East Coast in 13 years, that will be followed by a more proper return with an additional two nights at Hammerstein Ballroom in NYC – their first shows in NYC since the famed Roseland orchestra show in 1998.
Inviting some of the greatest luminaries in Hip-Hop history to join them, this was a unique festival in a unique location that oddly I had never been to.
Travel tip – rent a car – fuck the cabs.

Oct 1-

Ok so Erin and I head out to Penn Station to take the train out to Asbury Park, amid a flurry of excitement as I can’t believe I’m finally gonna see this historic area, not to mention that we are gonna see Portishead, two nights in a rowand not for the last time this week – among a slew of other activities that this festival will have in store for us.
We get off the train at Asbury Park and to get to Asbury proper and our hotel, you have to take a taxi. What seems like a good deal at first quickly revealed a sleight of hand scam, that by the end of the weekend I could have rented a freaking jet for what this cost. If you know me, than you already know that I loathe taxis and their drivers – easily one of the scummiest professions in the modern world.
The cabs pull up and will take the first 5 people and charge them all a small flat rate. In this case it would only be $6 a person and we thought we were getting a deal. When he drops everyone else off we are the last ones left and for some reason he can’t find our hotel. I call the hotel to confirm their address and they are located less than 2 miles away in a small suburb called Wall Township. I inform the driver of this and this parasite is trying to take us for another kind of ride – immediately insisting that the fare will now be double. I try to negotiate that we will agree but he has to let us check into the hotel and then take us to the festival all for the same rate, and he rejects that offer and says it will be the same rate back.
Meaning that to go from the train to our hotel (less than 6 miles) than to the festival (less than 4 miles) he was trying to take us for at least $50.00 – and we are supposed to do this all weekend? – Hell no, I could have rented a corvette for that kinda money.
I tell the driver that he will be taking us to our hotel for the original amount of $6 per person or he can let us out right here and get nothing.
Since we were the only ones left and he was to return to the train station for his next pickup, he threatened to take us all the way back.
I was sitting behind him and told him that if he didn’t pull over right now that the next vehicle he will be occupying would be an ambulance.
He doesn’t take any chances and pulls over – only to attempt to keep our luggage hostage if we didn’t pay up front.
I grabbed him by his collar and screamed in his face – ” OPEN THE TRUNK MOTHERFUCKER OR I’m GONNA STUFF YOU IN THERE!!!”
Poor Erin is having a nervous breakdown – twice in less than 24 hrs I’ve been in a fight with someone.
He gets the message and pops the trunk and as we are getting our luggage out he’s screaming threats at me – I go to close the side door, throw a $10 bill at his face and tell him to go fuck himself.
Not the best way to start a trip –
I get on the phone to another cab company and we are back in another one in literally less than 5 mins and on to our hotel for a reasonable rate.
This was the only hotel I could find, and let me tell you something – I’ve stayed in quite a few shitholes in my day, but this place was downright frightening.
We had a healthy sense of humor about it and even kinda took pride on our little shithole – its one of those hotel that only has one floor, and when you open the door you are outside and they look they have hourly rates – a real turd bowl.

 

 

 

After we check in and get settled into this fleabag, its time to get over to the festival site, so the pursuit of yet another cab is on the rise – Our third in less than two hours. The next driver guy comes and he is initially a breath of fresh air, but we soon realize that he’s probably the scummiest of them all.
We get in and we are talking music and this guy is a smooth fast talker, but he for some reason I feel comforted by him. I know he’s on the grift but he takes me off guard with a great story about some time he spent with Eddie Van Halen. I thought he might have been pulling that psychic short hand cause I’m normally wearing some piece of VH paraphernalia on me, but not this time, so lucky guess on his part.
He’s awesome but still charges us $15 for a 3 min cab ride and gives us his card and says to call him later and he will take care of us.
Ok whatever, – this festival has infested and setup shop in every nook and cranny of the park with the central focus and convention like atmosphere being at the
Convention Hall.
The festival started yesterday but the two nights of Portishead begin tonight – across the street from the convention is the hotel where all the acts are staying and where the production office has set up shop. We get over there, get our credentials – take a quick look around and grab some greasy food before finally heading in.Our spirits are high and I’m very proud to be here and the anticipation is manic as we enter the main thoroughfare –

As we enter the Convention Hall, I was shocked at how small and unoccupied it was – sure we were three bands from Portishead but it was like we were getting a treat, like we were cheating somehow – that even if this place fills up, we are getting something of a private show. The odd thing is that even till the end, though the floor will fill up, the seats will not look much different than they do here, as we get ready for the first band we wanna see – Battles.

Battles

After the departure of vocalist/guitarist Tyondai Braxton last year, the announcement that Battles would continue came as a surprise. A year later, their sophomore effort Gloss Drop revealed that Battles were mostly the same: unpredictable and rhythmically rich, but not quite as propulsive. Some of the power may have diminished, but Battles are still a force of nature live that gets the body moving. In the Convention Hall, the vocals of Braxton were played as a background sample during Atlas, as with Gloss Drop guests Kazu Makino and Matias Aguayo, effectively driving the point home that they are in control and can get along without him.

Ultramagnetic MCs
 Up next was something for the bucket list – How cool is it that Portishead invited so many important players of Hip-Hop for this festival, and some reformed just to play this show. To know me is to know my life-long obsession with Hip-Hop and is their anyone in any genre crazier than Kool Keith?
Though I’ve seen his solo show many times, to various degrees of success, his original outfit, the legendary Ultramagnetic MC’s were invited to play after being on a long hiatus and their first with Kool Keith in over a decade.
Ced Gee and TR Love came out first and got it going early with Funky/Mentally Mad from their classic 1988 LP Critical Beatdown.
That album singlehandedly introduced many new sampling techniques. Many believe that without Ced Gee, the group’s primary producer, the golden era of sampling may have looked very different. Their albums were some of the first to use many James Brown samples, which became very prominent in Hip Hop in ensuing years.
Everyone was anxious for Keith to appear, and knowing is reputation, was he even gonna show up? – and if he did, what condition would he be in? – how weird was this about to get?
The answer is yes, and shit got weird in a hurry as he took the stage –

 

PortisheadPortishead was truly a thing of pure magic-first East Coast show since their famed Roseland performance in 1998 -first of 4 nights with them.
It would be impossible to overstate my anticipation for this show nor could I ever exaggerate the role this band’s music has played in my life. If their is some type of World Record for listening to an album continuously, I might be in the running. I have listened to some piece of both of their first 2 lps everyday for the past 18 years (even today) it’s just part of my day and I don’t even think about it. When I worked for the man I used to jokingly fill out the section of the application that says “Special skills or achievements” by putting “I have seen Portishead live” –
In hindsight you could say that these two shows were mere warmups to their big return to NYC in a couple of days with two big nights at the famed Hammerstein Ballroom, and given the size of the crowd and condition theirs an argument to support that, but being there and experiencing it, it felt like anything but.

There are not many artists that can pull off headlining two nights of a festival full of fascinating artists, but one of them is Portishead. Performing their first shows on the east coast in 13 years, Portishead were the main attraction on Saturday and Sunday nights, giving their 2008 album Third the proper tour it deserves.

 

In Threads, the penultimate song of both headlining sets, Beth Gibbons unleashed an otherworldly anguish so overwhelming that the frustration behind it defined comprehension. Glory Box sounded more seductive than ever, while Wandering Star had its sensual beat stripped away to give it a delicate haunting quality shared with The Rip.
The vocals of Beth Gibbons ran the gamut from sultry to pained, and the effect never ceased to hypnotize. Gibbons appeared to be in high spirits, smiling throughout and even jumping into the crowd for a brief surf at the end of set finale We Carry On. Most unsettling of all is this uncanny ability to tap into the vastest of emotional depths seemingly at will. Disconcerting, but gorgeous, Portishead is back and better than ever.

Setlist:

Silence
Hunter
Mysterions
The Rip
Sour Times
Magic Doors
Wandering Star (Geoff/Beth/Adrian solo version)
Machine Gun
Over
Glory Box
Cowboys
Threads

Encore:

Roads
We Carry On

After the show we walked across the street to Asbury Lanes, this charmingly shitty little bowling alley for the after-party that was to be Peanut Butter Wolf w/ a surprise appearance by Prince Paul, that apparently just showed up. However the line was wrapped around the building twice and it was one in and one out. I was pleasantly emotionally drained after seeing Portishead and we had already had a long travel day and had to be back up early tomorrow so we looked forward to settling into our rat-trap hotel for the night. I called the cab driver with the cool Eddie Van Halen story to come get pick us up, and he did – for $25 bucks.

We had so much fun making fun of our own hotel and how shitty it was, and jumping up and down on the bed – One of the best and silliest nights her and I have had in a long time and it was great fun. We hadn’t really eaten today, so we walked to the McDonald’s next door and had to go thru the drive-thru on foot (that’s never embarrassing right?) – but it was just so surreal and ridiculous that we couldn’t stop laughing -Really fun.
When we got back to the fleatrap, we had a food fight with fries and started rough housing – I felt bad because I tossed Erin’s little 90 lb body a little too hard and with her infinite clumsiness she fell on her ass in hilarious fashion that we both screamed laughing at, but she bumped the old staccato wall and it skinned her elbow for a little blood.
Even more hilarious was, given the nature of the place, I think the guy next door thought I was beating her and we could hear him outside our door doing some investigating, which only led to more laughter. Good times.

Oct 2nd

So now that today is not a travel day, we had the day to take it easy, take in Asbury Park and enjoy the area and see everything it had to offer.
It’s now Sunday, only our second day here, but the third and final day of the festival. We had opted to not come on Friday because:
a) They were doing some odd thing with the credentials for just that day, surrounding Jeff Mangum (who I can’t stand).
b) We thought we were seeing Primus in Manhattan on Friday (see last entry for story).
c) We thought we would save on a night at a hotel by waiting till Saturday because their was also really only one band we wanted to see, Shellac, who we also knew we would be seeing back in Brooklyn in a few days.
d) i.e. we skipped Friday

Shellac (surprise early show)

Only to learn just what a good decision this was when we got word that Shellac was going to do an early Sunday Service show around noon at the aforementioned charmingly shitty bowling alley – Win!
An authentically ancient bowling alley Asbury Lanes. Dark, loaded with cheap beer and greasy food served by the friendly, tattooed staff, and so technologically out of the loop that score keeping had to be done on paper; the alley had the kind of charming environment that epitomizes this festival.

Main dude and all around creep Steve Albini starts the show by saying “Thank you for coming to the bowling alley, we’ve played several bowling alleys, and this is among the nicest bowling alleys we’ve played at in New Jersey.”
Albini then lead his band, a total sound and fury machine, through a blisteringly powerful set.

Not long after that Albini told us that he was hosting his usual poker game – this time at the Berkeley Hotel across the street from Convention Hall – the hotel where we checked in to get our credentials, and basically the entire hotel is the Production Office for the festival this weekend. We went over there to check it out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We didn’t stay long and I didn’t play, though I would have liked to, just to do it. Also I like poker and it would have been fun – but as cool as that sounds, it also by the same token, meant staying indoors playing cards in the middle of the day with a notorious asshole, and we hadn’t even seen the beach yet.
I’m also really good at poker so I would have enjoyed fucking with Albini – but it was fun just to watch for a bit and go check out the rest of the boardwalk.Silverball Pinball Museum

Ok, so if anyone knows anything about me, knows that pinball is a lifelong passion of mine, right up there with music and baseball. I’ve been fortunate to have played and seen some amazing machines all over the world. I’ve competed in the Brooklyn Tournament every year since 2006 and coming in 3rd in 2007. I’ve played at Redondo Beach before they took the machines out and visit Pacific Pinball everytime I’m in Las Vegas – so how could I come to the Pinball Capital of the World and not play!! – No way man, I was looking forward to this almost as much as the music!
This festival feels tailored made for me, Public Enemy, Kool Keith, two nights of Portishead, some of the best seafood I’ve ever eaten – and now I was in pinball heaven –

 

Enter – The Silverball Museum – home to more than 120 classic pinball machines. But unlike most museums, the Silverball is hands on. A 10-dollar pass will buy you an hour of time on the most popular vintage machines dating back to 1933. I wanted to drop to my knees and worship. Just look at this place!
Boardwalks and pinball go hand in hand, and here I was playing pinball on classic machines in Asbury Park – One of the best days ever.Then, as I’m walking around like a kid in a candy store, I see Portishead main man Geoff Barrow checking out an old Neptune machine from the 1960s –

I am no fanboy and normally in this type of situation I would have said nothing and certainly wouldn’t have taken a picture, but its not everyday that I see one of my idols participating in one of my passions outside of their vocation. Still wearing his ATP credentials, I thought back to that scene in the Roseland DVD where he is walking around outside the venue, still wearing his laminate – odd but kind of a full circle moment for me. We chatted for a bit and moved on – I had to see if they had Earthshaker haha (they didn’t) – but damn this place was cool. We walked out of there shaking our heads going, “Did that just really happen?”.We still had time before the bands we wanted to see started to check out a few more things. Shepard Fairey’s propaganda style art pasted on the surrounding buildings really tied everything together.

And then we finally got to take a walk on the beach before heading into the Convention Hall for another long night of incredible music – what a wonderful day.

 

Company Flow

 

This was only Company Flow’s third show in the past decade, but they appeared to have not missed a beat in their hiatus. A good way to warm up the crowd for what was to be a really incredibly performance by Public Enemy, Company Flow brought old school rap to ATP much in the same way Ultramagnetic MC’s did the night before.Company Flow together again, for what was apparently their 3rd show together in 10 years. I’ve seen El-P and Mr. Len separately, first time seeing Bigg Jus perform.

Public Enemy

The group, complete with DJ Lord (who replaced Terminator X) and full band in tow, were originally booked to play Fear of a Black Planet in full. But after the cancellation of Mogwai, they were given a two hour slot. In response, Public Enemy declared they would be playing Fear of a Black Planet “remixed” meaning we heard nearly every song off the album, in addition to numerous other PE hits. Now we were getting two hours of PE? – Could this day get any cooler?

But that meant that she show had to start and no disrespect – but we had to sit through one of the longest and most excruciating soundchecks I can ever remember, just painful. The whole thing was led by what appeared to be a older family member, probably of Chuck D’s, something to keep the gentlemen employed rather than his actual qualification to do it – and this dude was an exhausting taskmaster – (It would not be the last time we would seen him, stay tuned next month).
The show was starting, Erin took her place in the photo pit (after successfully defending her ground with some asshole from the production staff, even more impressive was that this dude looked King Kong Bundy).
Backed by a band with metal leanings and the turntable wizardry of DJ Lord (who masterfully connected the subversiveness of Public Enemy with Nirvana), Chuck D came out like a prizefighter and showed why he’s still one of the best MCs in the game.

With his politically-charged rhymes as relevant as ever, here comes his foil Flavor Flav who was a bundle of bottomless energy. Whether running back and forth from one end of the stage to another, leaping into the crowd, or commanding them to jump, Flav kept the energy levels high. Erin snapped one of my fave pics of PE ever check it –

They blew everyone away with one of the more energetic performances I’ve seen in a long time. Say what you will about Flavor Flav, the man is an iconic performer and had more onstage charisma than pretty much any other performer I had seen all weekend. Chuck D, of course, still has all the MC chops that has made him one of the most highly respected rappers of all time.
At one point as if the level of world class talent onstage couldn’t get any higher, Chuck D invites legendary drummer Dennis Davis to join them on a couple of tracks. This was now officially one of the coolest days of my life and Portishead hasn’t even gone on yet.
To educate/remind the crowd of Davis’ incomparable resume, Chuck D asked he crowd “Even heard the song Fame with David Bowie and John Lennon?, wanna know who played drums on that track?” – and proudly pointed to Davis – a jaw dropping moment.
Also need to mention how skilled a turntabalist DJ Lord is. And that famed Twitter music critic Chris Weingarten (1000 Times Yes) was brought onstage to rap Don’t Believe The Hype, which was actually the only thing he said into the mic before jumping into the crowd. The whole set was freaking awesome, and a highlight of the entire three day festival.

Setlist

Contract on the World Love Jam
Brothers Gonna Work It Out
911 Is a Joke
Welcome to the Terrordome
Show ‘Em Whatcha Got
Bring tha Noize
Don’t Believe the Hype
Cold Lampin’ With Flavor
Can’t Truss It
Night of the Living Baseheads
He Got Game
Harder Than You Think
Anti-Nigger Machine
Burn Hollywood Burn
Power to the People
Bring the Noise
Timebomb
Who Stole the Soul
Shut Em Down
Rebel Without a Pause
By the Time I Get to Arizona
Fight the Power

Portishead

I wonder if it’s weird to be Beth Gibbons, to look out at a teeming auditorium, and to realize that everyone in the room has probably had sex to your music at some point or another.  Gibbons is basically our Isaac Hayes, our Teddy Pendergrass. And though Portishead is a studio band through and through (Geoff Barrow has said in interviews that they’ve generally not enjoyed playing live), they did an amazing job at bringing the dusky, cracking feel of their records to life onstage while at the same time playing around with their songs’ compositions.

Geoff Barrow, the group’s production mastermind, switched between percussion, guitar, bass, and turntables. He was impressive on all those instruments, but his scratch-solos were serious highlights. Barrow’s big moments didn’t’t exactly flaunt their technical mastery, but they always made perfect musical sense for their moments. Guitarist Adrian Utley ripped though delirious ’70s-soul solos or bottom-heavy fuzzbombs whenever he had to. The group’s live drummer proved to be great at recreating Barrow’s dusty breakbeats without so much as a single extraneous fill. This is a group of people very good at what it does.

With its militaristic, gunfire-like synth march, Machine Gun was as experimental as it was visceral, and tonight, Chuck D accompanied it with a verse from Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos.

Gibbons, who barely spoke a word to the audience all night, seemed small and wraith-like onstage, her face usually hidden under hair and shadow. But at the end of the set, when she smiled huge and pulled off the world’s least likely stage-dive, it suddenly became obvious that she’d been having fun all along. Her voice was warm and tremulous, and it sounded absolutely incredible throughout the night.Though the energy level was completely different than last night. I was in absolute bliss.
Setlist:  (abbreviated as it differed from last night)Nylon Smile (instead of Hunter)
Machine Gun(with Chuck D)
Chase the Tear
We Carry On (w/ Simeon from Silver Apples)

After-party with DJ Shepard Fairey – Asbury Lanes
  We learned after last night that the after -parties at Asbury Lanes fill up quick and this being the last after-party of the festival and Shepard Fairey was gonna be DJ’n, we knew we had to haul serious across the street to get over there and get in. The cool thing is that we were some of the first to arrive so we had no problem getting in. After being their for only about 20 mins I learned just how lucky as I when I went outside to smoke the line was already stretched to Pennsylvania. It was also during this smoke break where the wheels of this perfect day began to unravel. You can’t take away all that we saw/did today, one of the most unforgettable days of my life, and we were ending it at Asbury Lanes, the same place we started at this morning with Shellac, I just wished it had ended as well as it had begun.
I’m not here to divulge too much private information, I’m just trying to tell a story here for you, myself and for the sake of posterity – so if anything is revealed, its only in the name of advancing the story and that is my only agenda. So with that in mind I must tell you that Erin is not supposed to be drinking alcohol, like at all, and we had a deal on this trip that she wouldn’t.
However given the amazing day that we had, and all that we had seen, and now we were about to get down with Shepard Fairey, and I wanted a beer too, when she asked if she could have one, I relented and ordered us both a drink. Big mistake.
That’s what gets me, I always think its going to be ok – but it never is and its never just one. I wanted to smoke and they were only letting people out one at a time and normally letting me out of her sight for one sec would have caused big problems but she was totally okay with me smoking alone (that should have been my first clue).
Though I was enjoying her all day, I prolonged my cigarette break to enjoy a rare moment to myself and it would cost me. Having said that, I was still only gone for about 15 mins and when I returned I saw her before she saw me and when she did she quickly threw away an empty bottle of beer while still holding another.
I don’t know how many she managed to get down in my absence but in 15 mins time she went from the excitement of just seeing Portishead to being smashed, and I was super pissed off.
I tried to just grin and bear it but soon it would become inescapable.Shepard was setting up and it seemed like the entire festival was here – He was playing all of that fun shit that I like and that I like to spin – None of that Dubstep nonsense or trying to make some artistic statement, just getting people to dance and have fun. All the fun shit from Run-DMC to Rob Base, to Pete Rock etc.

I  tried to get into it and just forget about what was happening with her while still keeping my eye on her to make sure she didn’t hurt herself, and I did for awhile, totally losing myself in the music, but her bullshit was catching up fast. Not only did we see Geoff Barrow again but the entire Portishead crew were here.
She insisted that I go talk to Geoff and I did for a bit (dude probably thinks I’m stalking him today).

But I was just so angry that I was in a dream situation with all of my heroes,that I certainly am not likely to be in again, and I couldn’t go hang for fear of what her situation could yield (trust me on this). It wasn’t like I was gonna get pics with them and ask for autographs, but I had a chance to hang for real and I know the score, and I had to just idly keep my distance and let the opportunity pass me by. Their was no way I was gonna live with being embarrassed in front of these people so I just let it go and decided to enjoy just being there and in their presence.
I called that same Taxi guy to get us back and he shows up and takes us and four others (all to the same fleabag) – and when we get there he says that its only $9 bucks – Ok cool, and I even thought he meant $9 bucks per party, but oh no, it was $9 bucks per person. It would have been highway robbery to charge just us $18 for this 8 min cab ride, but he bled the lot of us for $60 bucks for this short ride. I’m telling you if you are ever in Asbury Park, rent a car, DON’T TAKE CABS –

Shellac – The Bell House – Oct 3rd – Brooklyn, NY

Ok so the next morning we pack up and of course we have to get into another cab, I didn’t call the EVH guy, last night was the final straw, and we lucked out with a nice dude that didn’t actually rip us off this time.
We took the series of trains to get back to Brooklyn, and even cooler was in the same car as us, and just in the seats in front of us were Public Enemy’s live band riding shotgun. The drummer had a white girl under each arm all the way back to Brooklyn.

Before we got news and eventually attended the “secret” Shellac show yesterday at Asbury Park (and even so that show was admittedly abbreviated), we were content on waiting to see then when we got back to Brooklyn. They were playing one of my favorite venues in the whole country, perfect for what they are about and it was gonna be a full set.
When we got there we discovered that the show was sold out, but the crafty door girl was enterprising. She just so happened to have an extra pair that she only wanted face value for – they were the kind of tickets you print out. We gave her the money, and she granted us access but wouldn’t let us keep the print outs of the tickets – hmmmm – I have a feeling she had been doing this all night and business was booming. Even so or even if we did get the last two tickets I was super happy to be here and excited for the show.

The Bell House was staging this for two post-All Tomorrow’s Parties hangover shows, but the next one is tomorrow, the same night as Portishead night one at Hammerstein so this was our only chance.
Ready to give their loyal (and very male-dominated) following a world of aluminum guitar-scraping hurt, their trademark side-splitting Q & A sessions and one-liner between-song zingers.

 

 

Worshiping at the Albini altar is routine, but the first of the band’s two Bell House shows displayed why the band deserves the props. The musicians were ass-tight meticulous, the song selection stellar, the sound immaculate (Albini called the Bell House “the best place to play in the NYC metropolitan area”), and the set lasted a staggering 100 minutes.

Albini’s bizarro-world, rhythmically challenged dance twitches are worth the price of admission alone, but the between-song shenanigans and banter set Shellac apart from the typically abstract inside joke jargon usually spewed at shows. Some highlights (or lowlights), if you will:

• Best joke of the evening, courtesy of Weston: “What’s brown and sticky? My Beyoncé poster.”
• Funniest song intro, courtesy of Albini: “This song is called “I Came In You.” “It’s about intercourse.”
• Best baseball-related advice for the recently manager-less Chicago White Sox, courtesy of Albini: “They need to hire Buck Showalter.”
• Best hot-dog-related advice from Weston: “Last year, I ate three hot dogs. I got sick but not from the hot dogs being bad, but because I had three. My tummy hurt.”
• Best advice from Albini about purchasing gear: Don’t go to Guitar Center. Albini bought a new guitar strap there for $44.
• Best friendly natured jab at Albini, courtesy of Weston: After being asked by an audience member “What’s better: jam or jelly?” Weston retorted with “I am going to jam (and jelly) my dick up Steve’s mom’s ass.”

Setlist – Canada
Copper
Watch Song
Squirrel Song
My Black Ass
A Minute
You Came In Me
The End of Radio
Steady as She Goes
Dog & Pony Show
Crow
Spoke

Portishead – Hammerstein Ballroom – Oct 4-5th – NYC

Ok so we had blowing and going for a week straight – everyday since she got here, and now we were gonna cap off her last two days in the city with the historic return of Portishead to NYC.
We woke up to the good news that our beloved Texas Rangers had won the ALDS last night and were headed to the American League Championship series for the second year in a row.
How do we celebrate the Texas Rangers win? How about 2 more nights of Portishead? –

Oct 4th

We had a good day in the city and the anticipation for tonight had me manic with excitement, but some of her bullshit rose to the surface right at the zero hour that we were approaching the venue for the show.
When tickets had originally gone on sale, I was past my limit on my card so we used her card and I just gave her the cash for the tickets. I had the same type of paper printouts that the door girl at Shellac wouldn’t let us have, folded in my breast pocket.
I was like Fred Astaire, dancing around, I didn’t even mind that the line to get in was almost to 10th Ave – And as we were approaching the entrance/nirvana they were two lines:
One for Will Call
Another for people who had tickets in hand.
I naturally got in the line for people who already had their tickets because like I said I was waving them around like a newborn baby, when she quietly tells me that we have to go to Will Call – oh fuck.
Not wanting to spoil my spirit she waited till we got up here and didn’t really tell me till after we got in but I knew what was up.
Remember before last week we hadn’t seen each other in almost 2 months, and even last week when we were making the plans for her to come visit we were having problems and arguments and at one point a decision for her to not come at all was close to being reached by both ends.
So, though these were my tickets, her insane jealousy allowed her to jump to the conclusion that if she didn’t come, I would take someone else, and not just anyone else but naturally someone that would render the entire evening scandalous, and so therefore without telling me, she called her Ticketmaster or whatever and said that she changed her mind and wanted to pick up the tickets at Will Call.
Meaning that what I was holding in my hand was worthless this whole time, and though they were my tickets, if she hadn’t come, I would have learned that cruel truth at the height of my excitement as I was walking into the venue, not to mention the embarrassment I would have suffered in front of whatever friend I had invited, not to mention their own palpable disappointment.
It was insanity and a viciousness I just couldn’t reconcile and once again had to suppress on a night I had been waiting for not only for months, but in retrospect for over 13 years.
However I wasn’t letting her and any of her baffling dysfunction take this from me – It was too personal and meant too much to me to let it go awry over stupidity. We soldiered on and headed into the beautiful Hammerstein Ballroom for the first of two nights – Portishead, were finally back in NYC.

The band let every piece of their show get absorbed by the environment around them. Going through the greatest tracks of their discography, the band exhausted every element of strength, surprise and subtlety, striving to exceed their own expectations. Beth Gibbons took her familiar place in front-center stage and delivered her signature, achingly beautiful vocals, never letting up in the slightest.

 

 

 

 

 

Geoff Barrow and Adrian Utley provided the unequivocal ambiance of all things Portishead, with keyboards, percussion, metallic snare drums and turntable tricks strewn about. It seemed like as the night went on, the group’s dynamic intensified throughout, with each song becoming more rigid, building up on an emotional level that made the cast of thousands simply watch in awe.

All in all, seeing Portishead live was the equivalent of the life cycle of a human heart living through the most extreme of emotions. That, in and of itself, is unforgettable.

In terms of the setlist they just repeated the same show as the first night of the ATP Festival in Asbury Park. In terms of what the crowd was like, I have to admit that I was at times beyond annoyed. This little gay dude in front of us was so obnoxious and selfish with his gesticulations as were crammed in like sardines, and given my anger from earlier, I don’t know how I didn’t punch him. I think Beth Gibbon’s unbelievable expression saved the dude a beating and myself from going completely insane.

Oct 5th

 

 

 Erin’s little tickets stunt almost came back to bite her in the ass – See this was her last night in the city and she wanted to do something different which I can completely understand. I’m the one obsessed with Portishead not her, so on her last night, I can see why she wouldn’t wanna go see the same band that she’s seen three of the last four nights, a band that until last week hadn’t ever heard of except from me. Just like in Los Angles earlier this year, she didn’t wanna spend her last in Los Angeles seeing Prince for the 5th time (and that time she got her wish as I rolled solo to that last Prince show).
So I was fine with her not going though it was her last night in NY, and though it may sound selfish if this was any other band I might have relented and said “You know what? three nights in a row is enough, this is your last night, let’s do what you wanna do” – But this was something special that I hadn’t been waiting so long for and she knew and agreed to that before hand, and also, her jealous antics with the tickets and that shit she pulled our last night in Asbury Park really wasn’t motivating me much.
But remember, at the very least since she pulled that shit, she now had to go to Hammerstein to claim the tickets and then what? So if she was gonna go through all that why not just see the show with me? Her true motivation was to keep an eye on me for sure.
Enough of this nonsense, let’s see Portishead one more time :)Everything about the show—from the wall of live video carefully manipulated in real-time behind them, to the thoughtful set-up of individual and overlapping spotlights on stage, to the crisp and perfect sound—was immaculate. I’m not sure I’ve ever heard a live performer with a better voice than Beth Gibbons. What a heartbreak machine that woman is! Don’t get me wrong, the newest material they’ve put out has been ace, but hearing her note-perfect in taking on the old Dummy torchsongs like Mysterions, Sour Times, and Glory Box was jaw-dropping. On Wandering Star, stripped down to an intimate duet with her and Geoff Barrow both crouching at center stage, she kept elevating her devastated moan, higher, higher, until the crowd just totally lost it. They lost it a lot. Every time her face flashed on the big screen, warped and ghostly from whatever distorted filter they were using, it had a grimace of emotional exhaustion. .

 

 

As a live band, with five on-stage players beside Gibbons, Portishead are double impressive. It was on this level that material from 2008’s Third really hit. Hearing them work into krautrock grooves, two drummers pounding, on something like Machine Gun, you were kind of amazed at the heaviness (it was ominously accompanied on the big screen by a slow crawl down some murderer’s warehouse hallway). Adrian Utley’s guitar solo on We Carry On is something you’d have never expected from their 90s work—aggressive and agitating rather than coolly removed. On material from their creepy-crawly 1997 self-titled album, Geoff Barrow did some live record-scratching, or most likely simulated it on some newfangled computer program. Rather than sounding dated, it added a compellingly huge dose of freaked-out noise to songs like Cowboys and Over.

It all sounded dark and fresh in the face of the ironically smooth crooning, day-glo keyboard noodles, and tiny, reverbed ditties that our borough has recently produced. For elegance, they might never top that famous Roseland show with the New York Philharmonic. For transporting power, I can’t imagine I’ll see a better show for the rest of the year.
In terms of the setlist, they did the same setlist as they did the second night of ATP – so those two shows (minus the special guests) mirrored these two, but somehow these two shows felt special and powerful and I’ll never forget them.As we were stepping out after the show that night – Brooklyn Vegan snapped a shot of us (unbeknown to me until someone emailed me to tell me) – and its got to be the worst pic of me ever – I notoriously take bad photos, but look how tired I look – I look like 15 years older than what I really am, as compared to looking 10 years younger like I normally do which is source of pride for me. I know the hustle is hard, and I hustle like no one else, but the stress is clearly getting to me.

Aboard the Intrepid w The Roots + David Byrne’s latest installation & more (Sept/2011)

The Roots – Aboard the Intrepid/12th St Harbor- NYC – Sept 29th

Ok so to unpack things a bit today was going to be a bit nerve-wracking. Erin was coming from Texas to see me, and we hadn’t seen each other in two months, and most of that time was on purpose from both of our ends. It’s always exciting/anxious when you haven’t seen someone in awhile especially when you are involved with them – but given the baffling dysfunction of her daily life and how on edge things have been between us I was especially trepidatious but hoped for the best. I had some really fun things planned for us that I know she likes while she was gonna be here and was looking forward to doing those things with her.
We hadn’t been alone in a room together for five minutes before the torrential rain of resentment began to pour. Usually something else much more pleasant takes place when we are alone and its usually in the first five minutes especially after a long separation.
I hadn’t been around her unpredictable nature and her ability to throw random curveballs my way in awhile so I wasn’t acclimated and since I had some distance from it, my patience for it was even shorter than before. I don’t mean to throw her under the bus, she really is a lovely girl but when you combine her already unstable nature with seething resentment of everything I do, it’s a Molotov cocktail that impossible to prepare for.
And I certainly wasn’t prepared for after only being together for an hour, as I was coming out of the shower to prepare for the evening’s festivities I had planned, to catch her going through my things – looking for what? I don’t know – a hint of infidelity? – Clues to the Da Vinci Code?
I don’t know but to me this had now escalated to something I could no longer reconcile – but there was nothing I could really do about it – she was here for a week and this was only the first day (the first hour!) – If we had been in Texas when this occurred, it probably would have been our last night together, but I had no choice but to try to make the best of things, but I wasn’t ready to forgive something so betraying.

Ok so enough of that depressing shit, let’s get to the fun – The first thing I had planned was something fucking awesome – The Legendary Roots crew were playing tonight, and aboard the Intrepid Battleship overlooking the Hudson Bay – I had turned her on to Questo (Roots bandleader/drummer & DJ extroidinaire) last time she was here when we went to see the Tribe Called Quest movie that Questo had so graciously given out all the tickets to of the first screening back in July.
By the time we got to the ship, the mood was excited/expectant and we were ready to have a good time.

 

 

A band called the Hold Steady was opening that I’m not that familiar with nor was I too impressed with, but I was on some VIP juice that allowed Erin to go right to the front and take pics:

There was easily 1,000 people lined up to see the Roots rock the Intrepid. We were beginning to think we’d need one of the helicopters up on the flight deck just to make it to the stage, but after some finagling, we made it past the gate. The event went down on the deck of the aircraft carrier, with drink tents on top and food trucks down on the pier. Those in attendance were given red light up shutter shades, making the deck look like a hive of glowing fire ants from above.

After the first three songs we retreated to this VIP tent they had setup that was elevated for perfect viewing with free booze and food. I know I should be grateful for these little perks, but it never fails to embarrass me.
Not to mention the elitist/douchbaggery that you are rubbing elbows with looking down (literally/figuratively) at the regular partygoers sipping their eight dollar cups of wine as secret service-looking dudes watched and waited for someone to get just a little too close to the edge of the ship. Good thing there’s a guardrail on deck.

Blurts from a sousaphone (think wearable tuba) heralded the coming of the Roots. Damon “Tuba Gooding Jr.” Bryson burst on stage so violently we half-expected something to pop out of it. Brassy bass notes backing up Ahmir “Questlove” Thompson’s drums wafted out of the beast of an instrument, as Black Thought launched into How I Got Over.
The MC asked, “Can I get some help?!”—the answer from the audience was an overwhelming yes.

The energy was well-divided among the Roots, there was plenty of movement, with synchronized dancing and Bryson at one point waded into the crowd, going from front to back, the bell of his sousaphone poking above a sea of heads. Totally awesome as always.

(later that night) Bowl train w/ Special Guest Ali Shaheed Muhammad – Brooklyn Bowl – Sept 29th – Brooklyn, NY

Ok so in spite of the swankiness compromising my DIY nature, I was pleased that I had treated my lady to the full VIP experience, aboard a freaking battleship no less, and it allowed her to take photos from the stage. We left there totally amped and ready to take on the night.
We were heading out to Brooklyn to get more of the Questo experience as I had been telling her all about how awesome his weekly Bowl Train party is at the Brooklyn Bowl. I had taken her to the BB last time she was here to see Cibo Matto and now it was time to dance.
When we got there, their was notice that Questlove wouldn’t be spinning tonight because I guess he still had duties back at the Intrepid party we just left, but have no fear because his replacement was Ali Shaheed Muhammad from A Tribe Called Quest!! –

We had come full circle! Only in NYC would something like this happen, if this was in Texas and someone canceled I would probably have been their replacement, here? It’s a member of Tribe – cause everyone freaking lives here it seems.
Now, we were certainly excited, and I don’t think this caused us to have to high of expectations but I’m sorry to report that Ali just didn’t deliver, and I’m not talking about comparison – as in like if you were to judge his skills based just on that performance alone (which we will not because that would be totally unfair) I can say that I’m a better DJ – I don’t know what was up, but he was just off and the song choices had no flow. I forgive him cause he’s the man and he we still had a good time.

David Byrne ‘s Tight Spot installation – Pace Gallery – September 30th – NYC

Ok so I had more fun planned today with a full day of activities for us to enjoy – One thing that we enjoy the most is what Erin likes to say “I don’t wanna eat, I wanna dine” – And walking down 9th Ave so their is so much to choose from.
After a wonderful lunch at a nice Italian restaurant I took her over to the Pace Gallery so we could take in Talking Heads’ singer David Byrne’s new installation.

 

Confined by the space between the onetime elevated train track, the ground, and various pillars, the inflatable globe measures 48 X 20 feet. The installation also features a sound component, a low-frequency vibration that is a digitally distorted version of the Byrne’s own voice.
Now I am not the world’s authority on art, and I usually loathe the culture surrounding the art world and of all its pretensions, not to mention that I will be the first to admit that if not for life-long obsessions with the Talking Heads, I would probably have no interest in this at all (as I would imagine most people, regardless if they are willing to admit to it or not) –
However Erin is not the punter that I am with art, she studied it, knows what she’s talking about and uses this knowledge in her career in Interior Design. I thought we would both get something out of it as well as to do something different on a lovely day. They were taking it down the next day and its your responsibility that while your in NYC to take advantage of all the wonderful works you have at your disposal.
One could pontificate on what Byrne is trying to say with this, but one person that had grown tired of its image in a hurry was the main hired to guard it –
Leave it to me to act a complete fool among the sophisticated – but I really couldn’t resist.
Inside the actual gallery was another exhibit running concurrently on Social Media interestingly enough/not enough also called Social Media, that Byrne also contributed to.It’s rare that I find something meaningful in these situations but there was some pretty effective pieces in this exhibit. In taking the internet offline, much of the work brings the web down to human scale.

For example, the piece you see above here in the corner is called Murmur Study  that comments on how social media has affected communication or relationships. By aggregating onomatopoeic grunts and grumbles from Twitter, Murmur Study highlights the absurdity of reducing communication to 140 characters and the limitations of this form of interaction. By representing the tweets as something akin to receipts, the piece portrays communication reduced to a form of commerce where information is simply an object of exchange. High brow stuff, but I found it to be effective as well as impressive.

Now we couldn’t go the whole day, not even a wonderful day like today without running into a little bit of trouble. I still hadn’t forgotten her betrayal yesterday but the night went on really well and we were having a swell day, that is until…if you look again at the picture above, this time the left corner –
Ok this piece was a video installation that spoke of sexuality by a unique manipulation of footage of a documentary on a day in the life of a lesbian sex worker.
Ok, now I was in now way being insensitive or disrespectful to her by looking at this piece (no pun intended) – I wasn’t standing there staring with my mouth open, yes, this piece did take longer to experience because you were supposed to watch about 40 secs of each video.
Now just because this piece contained images of naked woman I was not going to look at every piece here except for this one –
I treated it as every other piece there and wasn’t gonna censor myself – Grow up already –
But the minute she saw me looking at it, she headed for the exit and burst open the door causing a scene, and no I wasn’t going to run after her.

Grace Potter hits Central Park, The Foo Fighters rawk The Meadowlands & more (Sept 2011)

Grace Potter & The Nocturnals – Central Park Summerstage – September 24th – NYC

Back in Feb 2011, I first met Grace Potter and not only her band but specifically her crew and namely Ben, her Tour Manager – who treated me like freaking royalty. I’m not kidding, I’ve never experienced that type of hospitality from anyone (sometimes not even from the bands I work with haha) – It was just so nice to meet such genuine people who are a part of something real. They seem like a real family, band and crew as one, unlike the dysfunctional miscreants I travel with. And though I do appreciate the music and Grace is a killer performer, I felt like I was more motivated to go the show to see friends, namely Ben.

I get there, and same hospitality ensues – and this isn’t about how many free drinks I can squeeze out of the deal, it’s about respect, the same that I show others and it feels good when you receive it in return. Their are laminates waiting for me at Will Call as I find a table backstage I see Ben, who is busy naturally, but takes a second to come over to greet me. He rules.

He gets the band onstage, and then comes over to make sure I’m okay, and then walks me into this special trailer setup just for hospitality – they are big on treating people right I tell you that.
It even got surreal as we are both cracking up laughing at all the stuff to choose from, which even included her own brand of chocolate bars – an odd mix of chocolate and chili peppers – and I shit you not, in a mason jar was actual MOONSHINE that he said Willie Nelson had given them – how fucking cool is that?

He dares me to have a swig, but chili/chocolate candy was as far as I would dare – I walk to the side to catch the show on a perfect night.

She is so rad, with a Tina Turner vibe and killer legs to match as the band kicks ass behind her. The gorgeous New York City night went perfectly with the psychedelically lit stage. Nirvana seemed to be on everyone’s mind as the last few days the coming 20 year anniversary of Nevermind was reported everywhere. Jon Stewart was doing a special and how was this gonna be acknowledged at the Foo Fighters show in a few days? Without saying anything, clearly they were feeling it too as they band goes into a gorgeous cover of Come As You Are.

Setlist:

Stop The Bus
Only Love
That Phone
Goodbye Kiss
Oasis
Apologies
Low Road
Ragged Company
Ah Mary
Tiny Light
Come As You Are (Nirvana cover)
Colors
2:22
Why Don’t You Love Me (Beyoncé cover)
Paris (Ooh La La)

Encore:

White Rabbit (Jefferson Airplane cover)
Nothing But The Water I
Nothing But The Water II
Tush (ZZ Top cover)
Medicine

  An awesome show, and after I hung for a bit but of course I had to let Ben do his job. I invited him to meet me at a party in Brooklyn later, and he said the band was gonna be in town all week doing some recording and press so I left him to his gig and headed out to Brooklyn.

The Foo Fighters – The Meadowlands – September 26th – East Rutherford, NJ

So I had been in touch with my buddy Ben who Tour Manages Grace Potter and we were trying to get together to do something before they left town. I invited him out to see the Foo Fighters tonight but he had to cancel last second so I made the trip out to the Meadowlands alone. Now I like Dave Grohl and just about everything that he has been a part of has touched me in some way and if he’s involved its probably on my radar. That doesn’t change to fact that I honestly really don’t give two shits about the Foos barely past their first record. Now their most recent one, Wasting Light is certainly an interesting project, that reunited him with Butch Vig who produced Nirvana’s legendary Nevermind LP and I saw them burn the house down in Austin during SXSW after a screening of a really terrific documentary called Back and Forth. This new record is easily the heaviest thing they have released since 1995, but again it still doesn’t really speak to me nor helps me forgive the baffling mediocrity of their output of the last 10 years.
But also like most people, how can you just not like Dave Grohl? Also in NYC sometimes the trip to the show can be just as exciting, so since I had free tickets I was all in.
I did that thing where you take the bus from Port Authority out to the Meadowlands for a whopping $5.00 and people are bringing sacks of beer onboard – a total party.
I get there and get my ticket from Will Call and head in, in time to catch the opening act, Rise Against.

Now you talk about a genre of music that I truly don’t care about it would be the one that this band sorta leads. but I had a minor interest because the guitarist in the band that joined just a few years ago is Zach Blair, a Dallas musician that I’m friendly with but don’t really know, but should as we have both been around for a very long time.
Zach and his brother used to be in local favorites Hagfish and his brother Donnie I know who now plays in the Toadies.
They all played well, its just not my thing at all.

Ok so during the break, a situation started presenting itself – I was on the house floor pretty close to the front but resting on the retaining wall stage left. I noticed this 40-ish hippy girl starting to lose her grip. I noticed her before and saw her downing cups of wine and it was clear she was also alone. Well I know how wine can kick my ass and she was getting hers royally. Well chivalry be damned, I couldn’t help myself so when she started to go, I helped her up and asked if she needed anything when she sorta collapses in my arms. People now think I know her and are looking at me like “Why can’t your girl keep it together?” – In a rare act of awareness for the Northeast, this nice younger girl that was part of the production saw what was going down and rushed over and offered me a bottle of water to give to her. This seemed to get her back to somewhat normal.

Building up tension, the opening clanging chords of Bridge Burning  All at once, the building full of Foo fans shouted first line “These are my famous last WOORDDDDS!!”.

 Acknowledging that they are celebrating a special anniversary, (again as I had mentioned for Nevermind) Grohl brought his Nirvana out Krist Novoselic to the stage to play accordion on These Days. Needless to say, fans freaked as soon as he walked out, thrilled to see the two together in a live setting again. Adding some humor to the sentimental moment, Grohl added “Krist Novoselic is like the Eddie Van Halen of the accordion.”

The show was fun and well paces and I appreciated being there and this was obviously a special night for them, but the vibe was more like seeing Def Leppard than anything of real substance. At one point Grohl walked down this long I’m-the-singer-ramp where he was playing to the people in the very back. I’m sure they appreciated it and it was a cool thing to do for them, but it just felt so arena-rock and scripted that their was nothing I could really say I took from it.

Drunk girl was in and out of her stupor for the whole show and though it was not my problem I couldn’t help but make it my problem, that’s just the kinda dude I am. When the show ended she seemed more lucid that she had the whole night so I was confident that she could make it home ok and she was taking one of the buses I was but I wanted to make myself scarce. Especially when she started freaking out that her phone had been stolen and I think me making a hasty departure made her think I had taken it. Oh New Jersey.

Setlist:

Bridge Burning
Rope
The Pretender
My Hero
Learn to Fly
White Limo
Arlandria
Breakout
Cold Day in the Sun
Stacked Actors
Walk
Monkey Wrench
Let It Die
These Days (w/ Krist Novoselic)
I Should Have Known
This is a Call
In the Flesh? (Pink Floyd cover)
All My Life

Encore:

Long Road to Ruin (Dave Solo Acoustic)
Best of You (Dave Solo Acoustic)
Times Like These (Dave Solo Acoustic/Full Band Electric)
Dear Rosemary
Breakdown (Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers cover)
Skin and Bones
Everlong

The Big Four of Thrash Come To Bat at Yankee Stadium (Sept/2011)

Ok so just a few short weeks after the Big Four finally staged a concert in the U.S after doing 6 highly successful shows in Europe, it was announced that just one show wasn’t gonna do it. Though they staged the show at the site of Coachella in the Indio Valley, unlike Coachella were they get you all the way out there  believing it’s a once in a lifetime show, only to find out it’s just the start of a nationwide tour and you could have stayed home and wait for them to come to you, that their was gonna be just one other show. Fittingly it was on the East Coast this time, making sense geographically as well since as compared to the other three bands, Anthrax is famously from NYC and they were to stage it at Yankee Stadium for a legendary show.
For my experience, not just because I live in Brooklyn, but the entire vibe, not just geographically was so polar opposite to the West Coast edition. They both certainly had their moments and strengths – for the West Coast, it being the first one and it had that awesome California desert vibe, but for this one, personally I was much more involved and participating in a much larger capacity. Instead of just being a microscopic co-sponsor but mainly participating as a fan (which was awesome) – this time I was on the other side of things and wearing one of my older hats by covering the event as a journalist, with my coverage specifically centered around Anthrax.
Though the event largely went off as if had taken place anywhere, it would be difficult (and inaccurate) to ignore the personal weight this held for these longtime hometown heroes, to play the biggest show of their careers in their hometown in a sacred building of their youth, for a very special day in the Bronx.

The Big Four of Thrash Metal – September 14th – Yankee Stadium – The Bronx

The day had finally arrived – As much as a baseball fan I am I’ve never been to Yankee Stadium. If you don’t know, this was the first year for this stadium, as they tore down “The House That Ruth Built” last year and I kick myself for not going while I still had the chance. Though it was the same show as in California, the vibe and the experience could not have been more different and I mean that in the most positive of observations. Another thing was again I was much more involved and closer to it this time, it was taking place in the city I live in, and though I enjoyed Erin being with me in California, I didn’t have to be concerned with entertaining anyone and could focus on the work I wanted to do and the fun I wanted to have, and this took on a whole other vibe for me as well.

So here I am, finally out front of Yankee Stadium, and this time I was in no hurry and got to enjoy the scenery of seeing the Metal Nation taking over the Bronx in NYC’s version of tailgating. My buddy Nate, who didn’t actually go in to the show, took some great shots that do a good job of summing up what it felt like to be there.

The Press Box

Now this time, as offically a member of the press, I had to go through the doldrums of waiting for the doors to open and stand with the other press members who were gathered together sizing each other up like animals in the wild trying to establish a power hierachy. Either proudly announcing who they were writing for, or sheepishly hiding it in a “no, you tell first” kinda game to see who should be sweating who. I wanted nothing to do with it and resisted telling everyone that I wrote for the American Journal of Proctology
This one guy was going up to everyone seemingly to introduce himself but in reality was so impressed with himself that it was like he had just got breast augmentation surgery and was eager to show them off –

New Tits – Who are you with?

Me – “…Ameri….”

New Tits –  (before I can even get the second sylabble out of my mouth..and LOUDLY) “Consequence of Sound! , good to meet ya!”

Me – (trying not to barf on his Keds)

So finally we are all checked in and credentialed and the excitment is growing for all of us. It kind of had that special feeling of a field trip in third grade (and I’m not being glib here) As we were all lead together through a special elevator up to one of the most famed press rooms in the history of sports.

The excitement is paramount now, we are all little kids, it was like the first day on the Real World and we were all excitedly choosing our bedrooms. Their were big plush office chairs and outlets for phone chargers and laptops, everyone buzzing with exceeded expecation. It made me feel good, like I had purpose and was doing something bigger than I had anticipated. Though its a new stadium, I couldn’t help but think of all of the NYC sportswriters of the last century and how things used to be.

I started to swell with pride thinking of the Chipmunks, the legendary beatnik-like group of NYC sportwriters and their nemesis, Jimmy Cannon, who came before them and gave them the unflattering name and all the important work those guys did – not to mention the view:

…….that is….until I didn’t.

I had work to do and on a personal level this whole thing meant the world to me and I was going to get what I had come for and it wasn’t going to happen up here. Though she had nothing to do with it, I just wanted to tell you a fun story about a truly beautiful girl, I had to get out of here and here’s why:
For starters, as unprofessional (and certainly ungrateful) as it sounds, I didn’t come here to sit down for this, nor do so from 200 yards away.
Secondly, as the other nerds were dancing around with menus in their hands screaming about how we “were getting free sodas! & lunch is only $5.00 for us!”
I didn’t feel grateful, or important – I felt embarrassed.
Like this is as good as it gets for these guys, am I on the same sinking ship? No fucking way –
And I know I sound all above it and shit, but you have to bear in mind, that though I identify as a writer and it’s truly what I wanna do with my life, in my normal day job, I’m on the other side of things. I’m the Tour Manager keeping everything in order, I’m the Manager in the Production Office dealing with overzealous entitled press types – was I now hanging with the kind of guy on the outside side of the rope that thinks he knows what’s going on inside? The kind of guy we laugh at on the tour bus after the shows? –
The things these dudes were saying, they were clueless and pathetic – I was at the loser table during lunch in High School and I was getting the fuck out of here.
I thought to myself “I know Eddie Trunk’s fat Jersey ass is down there watching sidestage, he’s a member of the press, what separates him from me?”
Then I realized that, that’s the real press down there and I was up here jerking off with these bozos  – that was all the motivation I needed – I was getting down there.

Anthrax

I was going to leave the Press Box anyway (at least momentarily) as the first order of business that I had today since my coverage was centered on Anthrax
(as it should be as though they were going on first, it’s totally these New Yorkers day) and I had to get over to the Hard Rock Cafe behind Home Plate to cover something very special. Bronx Borough President Ruben Diaz, Jr. was declaring today “Anthrax Day” in the Bronx. Though Charlie (drummer) moved to Chicago a few years ago and Scott (guitarist) has been Mr. Los Angeles for sometime now, you would never not equate this band with NYC.

A cool way to start things off and I was so proud of them and proud to be there, I either am the only one that had the proper access or interest as I didn’t see anyone else from the Press Box in here covering this. The press that were here besides me didn’t go up to the Press Box, they went through the tunnel towards the dressing rooms so I followed and no one stopped me, so I guess my pass got me further than I thought so its a good thing I made the attempt.
I see some guys from the Anthrax crew that I had met at the California show, photographer Andy Buchanan and few other handlers I recognize.
I naturally stayed out of the way but I enjoyed the gleeful abandon that these guys were displaying as they were putting on faux Yankee jerseys and t-shirts with their names on the backs.

Ok its finally showtime and I was afforded a great perspective as Anthrax took to the massive stage set up in centerfield.

Bronx Borough President Ruben Diaz, Jr. came out with them and showed a video of the ceremony I had attended a few mintutes before and said

“Bronx is the home of hip-hop and salsa, and today, the Bronx is also the home of heavy metal.” before reading aloud the proclamation:

 “For over 30 years, Anthrax continues to ‘Bring the Noise’ through the ‘Persistence of Time’ in the Bronx, New York City and across the world; and

WHEREAS: Anthrax, a band with strong Bronx roots, is worshipped by their fans worldwide for giving them a ‘Fistful of Metal,’ both by touring and selling albums in the millions; andWHEREAS: Today, I welcome Anthrax back home, as they ‘Keep It in the Family’ ‘Among the Living’ of the Bronx, while bringing a ‘State of Euphoria’ through the ‘Sound of White Noise’ to tens of thousands of people in Yankee Stadium;

NOW, THEREFORE, I Ruben Diaz Jr., President of the Borough of The Bronx, do hereby proclaim September 14, 2011

ANTHRAX DAY IN THE BRONX

And urge my fellow citizens to take appropriate recognition of the occasion and get ‘Caught in a Mosh.'”

I’ve been following this band’s career for close to 25 years and to be five feet from the most important day of their professional lives while their familes were all around me in tears is something that will never leave me.

There was a small but dedicated fanbase in place for Anthrax’s 4pm start. (small meaning their will still close to 10k people roaring).
Logic dictated that they come on first. But given the specialness of the day, and they also happen to be serious Yankees fans, it would have been nice to have given them a higher slot. The early weekday start time and tedious security procedures certainly accounted for the size of the crowd, with fans complaining of hour-long waits to get through the gates and into their seats. If the setting was sleepy, the band was beyond amped.

Joey’s vocals sounded strong and clear and the guitar tones that blasted out across the field and stands at the Stadium were crisp and cutting, generating waves of headbangers as the seats slowly filled.
A half dozen mosh pits opening up on the wide general admission section on the field during classic song Indians. The energy was raw and biting, and the hometown band lived up their hour of glory, Belladonna donning an NYPD hat for half the set, and guitarist Scott Ian taking a cross-borough jab, claiming that the show was originally supposed to be at the New York Mets’ Citifield stadium, but that the Big 4 “couldn’t play at the home of losers.” Treacherous words for the Bayside, Queens native, but the line went over well with the pin-striped crowd.
By the middle of their set the crowd had doubled in-size and they took off the pinstripes to reveal another special metal/baseball themed jersey.

The band had much to celebrate, with their new album Worship Music freshly debuted the day before, singer Joey Belladonna back in the frontman position to rave reviews, and the band full of Yankee fans playing the venue of their dreams.

Setlist:

Fight ‘Em ‘Til You Can’t
Got The Time
Madhouse
Caught In A Mosh
Antisocial
The Devil You Know
Metal Thrashing Mad
I Am The Law

Fans who attended Monday night’s Metal Masters Clinic at Best Buy Theater might have felt some déjà vu as Anthrax’s setlist was virtually identical, but that didn’t make the energy on songs like Caught in a Mosh and Anti-Social any less gripping. As the band exited fittingly to Sinatra’s New York, New York smiles a mile wide, I can honestly say it was one of the greatest moments of my professional career.

Megadeth

Ok so in order to ensure that the right families/friends were seeing the bands they had come to see and prevent the same people staying in the same choice spots, they would rotate the sections on the wings of the stage. My pass was only really good for Anthrax anyway (and even that I’m unsure of really) so I cheated a bit and just went through the backline to the other side to get ready for Megadeth. I had heard on Monday from bassist Dave Elefson, that main dude Mustaine, was having serious health issues that could threaten them playing today. Mustaine addressed this, the moment they stepped ontage:
He explained that he’d been in the hospital the day before for neck surgery. “I shouldn’t be playing right now,” he told the crowd, “but I’m doing this for you.”

And as always he was fascinating to watch: serious and flinty voiced, a generous and hard-working guitar player, as he traded off solos with Chris Broderick, the most recent in a line of second-order Megadeth soloists.

Mr. Mustaine remains a skeptical figure from what we’d now consider a naïve time, when tough-minded, self-taught virtuosos wore spandex; he sang one argumentative song after another, about paranoia and demagoguery and religious wars. But whether the problem was his neck or something else, there was a sense of distance in his performance. He didn’t get all the way in.
Towards the end of their set I headed back up to the press box, before someone asked me to do so forcefully, as I also had to get ready to go downstairs to the main conference room for Anthrax’s post-show press conference (all the bands were doing this sans Metallica)
When I got back up to that eagle’s nest I had a unique perspective once again and the timing was perfect:
Just as Megadeth were entering the home stretch, a lone fan jumped the front wall of the stands and bolted for the general admission section in the outfield as the Holy Wars solo peaked. They had roped off all of the infield and the dugouts and that shit is sacred ground and obviously off-limits.
With security officers racing after him, if he’d veered another 20 feet to his left he may very well have successfully made it over a single barricade and blended into the pits, but instead he ran smack into three more guards who took him down hard in a glorious heavy metal concert moment.

Setlist:

Trust
Hangar 18
She-Wolf
Public Enemy #1
Headcrusher
A Tout Le Monde
Sweating Bullets
Symphony Of Destruction
Peace Sells
Holy Wars… The Punishment Due

 

  Half-Time (I know its baseball but hey

Ok so now we had some time to kill as I guess it makes sense to wait for as much darkness as you can before putting Slayer on.
So now I had over an hour, but that time was going to be very full. I’m glad I was already in the press box by the time Megadeth had finished.
My next order for this time was (again my main focus here was Anthrax) to go back to the Hard Rock Cafe to cover the Anthrax signing, which I could have just skipped and caught up with them right after at the press conference, however I had a friend from Texas in town that had come all this way up here to see this show and he was by himself. So naturally I wanted to take a sec to arrange to meet up with him and catch up and get him to the signing to meet Anthrax, obviously by his ambition, you can tell he lives this shit.
I find Keith who I had not seen in probably close to 7 years – if you have been to any metal show in or around Dallas,TX in the last 20 years you probably have a story or at least seen this older, menacing looking dude that spends most of the show crowd-surfing – that’s Keith. He’s actually from the East Coast and has family in Staten Island where he was staying, but for the 20 years that I’ve known him he has always lived in Texas. We had been in contact all week and I tipped him off to get to the stadium in style via the Rocks Off cruise that also surely saved him from the parking nightmare. We found each other easily and went inside to catch up and see the Anthrax guys.
Afterwards I had to go downstairs for the press conference and he had to go represent for his fave band ever Slayer, who was up next. When I made a joke that NYC was about to know what it feels like to have him in the house, he confessed his restraint of everything responsible for going to get him back to Texas was on his person currently, so when I mentioned I had my own desk in the press box, his face lit up as if to say “Can you hold this stuff for me so I can enjoy this shit the way I want?” – Who was I to deny the Bronx a little taste of home.Ok so I head downstairs for the Anthrax press conference and if it wasn’t so impossible to feel so good and proud for them I could have felt bad for them –
Here’s why:
In spite of everything, they had to go on so early that they played to less than a fourth of the stadium’s capacity – While the bourough president was introducing them, his mic kept cutting out so bad that it made the presentation difficult to enjoy, I had heard Charlie being rightfully disgusted that he had to actually buy tickets to the show for his family and now they arrive to an almost empty press room.

 The situation was kinda tense in the room, no one asked returned singer Joey Belladonna a single question, and main face of the band Scott Ian looked miserable and clearly didn’t wanna be there. In fact, an act I thought disrespectful, and kinda diva-like, he was constantly texting or tweeting on his phone and just seemed “above it”. And the sad thing is that this guy always kinda seems this way – for me when I was 13 he was the guy – the always smiling, dude in board shorts making wise-ass jokes – the only one of the Big Four certainly to introduce humor to the equation. But here now and for some reason in all the times we have met over the years, I’ve always got Grumpy Guy. The glass is half full guys – so say it that way –

“We played at Yankee Stadium – period”
“The president of the Bronx introduced and gave us our very own day”
“People are interested in our new album and here now, probably gonna miss Slayer to speak to us”

Having said that, maybe it was because the questions were all awful and droning – the only person to ask any valid questions, and it wasn’t just valid by comparison, came from (if you look to the picture right above) the two ladies seated in front of me who also had clearly come together (more on them later).

The Hallway of Dreams

Now we are gonna get into some serious documentative style shit – Again after the conference was over and we were to return to the press elevator I (innocently) zigged when everyone else zagged and from a total fan’s point of view, had left the wardrobe and found myself in Metal’s version of Narnia.
The we are not in Kansas anymore moment came almost immediately when I started seeing signs directing the Slayer crew to catering and an actual map to Metallica’s dressing room – Holy fucking shit
As I twist through another turn of this tunnel/hallway, completely uncontested and at times totally alone, I come upon the most bizarre sight of all – All four members of Slayer (it was Gary Holt instead of Jeff Hanneman, immediately solving that mystery for me, and soon everyone else) getting into a golf cart, indoors mind you like they had stolen it and were about to take it for a joy ride. Now I have been on the road with name bands playing huge festivals so I know that this is just simply the mode of transport to take them to the stage, but if you had seen this private moment as I had, a total outsider, it would have left you dumbstruck as well. And if didn’t this next little piece will –
As they are backing the cart up, Kerry King is hanging off the back of it – and makes the beep-beep noise continually – the universal sound of machinery in reverse – and somehow we are communicating – he’s looking at me as if to say “What you do you think of the accuracy of these noises, pretty solid right?”
And somehow I understood him strangely enough to give him an average rating of simply holding my hand flat and shake it side-to-side, the universal gesture for so-so.
He laughs outloud that I understood him and as this thing that is carrying the cast of Slayer whips by me, King shows his gratitude by slapping me a hard high-five in victory. It was all I could do to catch my breath as I was watching them ride away on a golf cart to go pillage Yankee Stadium.
The fun doesn’t stop there – As I’m wrestling with a “did that just freaking happen?” agape mouth, I had no time to recover – As I was just standing there trying to look like I belonged there – I could see another figure fastly approaching to my left – I didn’t bring my glasses so there was no recognition until he was right in front of me – whoever this person was – he walked fast – almost like exercise – with an intense scowl on his face – I worried he was coming with my marching papers – I stood there frozen – and as he passes me – looking straight ahead – scowl even more intense – I recognize him to be the person arguably responsible for this whole event happening – its Lars Ulrich of Metallica.
Trailing slightly behind him was his elfish like manager – Cliff Burnstein. I can’t be for certain, but since they were in motion and I stood there, almost expectant, I think the scowl was for me, that in no uncertain terms if you are waiting to approach me, don’t.

I didn’t even grasp it was him, (and I was struck by how advanced in age he appeared) and given the velocity of his stride until he was already 10 lengths down the corridor, as I was also distracted that as he passed from my left, coming up from my right was pro wrestler Triple H, who I later saw watching Slayer from the wings:

Slayer

So, I just followed the yellow brick road in the direction of where I saw the Slayer guys being carried off to and found myself where I was before for Anthrax.
I walk up the ramp to access the backline area but can’t find my way over to the sidestage area and was worried I was asking for trouble. I run into Kerry King’s guitar tech Butts again (RIP – we miss you brother) and he’s busy but let’s me attempt to reproduce my photo from California

Ok, the chill is in the air, time to get evil. Slayer were the only one of the four without any source of light except the stage: the sun had gone down by South of Heaven, and the singer Tom Araya, stock still and staring straight ahead, spit out his lyrics so fast that they couldn’t be displayed on the outfield’s digital screens, as they were for the other bands.

A Slayer show is like getting pounded over the head repeatedly with a sonic sledgehammer, and pound away they did. There were no song introductions, little stage banter, or even any acknowledgement of the historical nature of the concert like Anthrax and Megadeth had done.With Araya unable to headbang, Lombardo obviously being tied to the drums, and Holt really being a guest, this has become the Kerry King show. I’ve never seen him move around so much on stage before.

The entire stadium banged their collective heads to Angel Of Death the band’s final song of their set, amidst a wash of gelled red lights that coloured the entire stadium blood red. It was a genuine spectacle to behold.
At this point, there was hardly an empty seat to be seen in the venue. The crowd was at its apex and eager to see Metallica take the stage.

Setlist:

Disciple
Postmortem
Hate Worldwide
War Ensemble
Psychopathy Red
Mandatory Suicide
Chemical Warfare
Silent Scream
Dead Skin Mask
Snuff
South Of Heaven
Raining Blood
Black Magic
Angel Of Death

Metallica

 An aura of excitement slowly grew in the hallways, stairwell, and bathroom lines. Slayer, Megadeth, and Anthrax have all played two or more shows in the New York region in the past year, with all three bands featured together on last October’s Jagermeister Tour, but Metallica has not been anywhere near NYC since the end of 2009, when they played two nights at Madison Square Garden. While tonight’s first three acts all put on raging, skull-rattling performances of the highest caliber, there was one reason fans were filling the revered home of the New York Yankees instead of a local arena, and that reason is named Metallica.

Still had quite a bit of time to kill, and I hadn’t eaten all day and I knew that there was no way I was gonna be allowed to be up here during their set. Just as in California, you had to have a special pass just for their set (again as if you needed a reminder of who was running this show). So I ran back up to the Press Box, grabbed some food and a quick beer, before heading down to the stadium floor. I was happy about this as well because, god knows how grateful I am for the access I’ve enjoyed all day, there is still something restrained when you watch from the stage and now, for the last band of this special day, I wanted to be, not in the press box as a journalist, nor backstage as a contemporary, but in the crowd as a fan.

Now it was time: There is just something special about this band and their shows are always something of provenance, and today all of that just seemed elevated to a peak that not even a veteran like me could have prepared for. As I did in California, I called my buddy and Metallica historian Ryan, to share the moment of   Ennio Morricone‘s always soul-touching intro The Ecstasy of Gold.
After their signature montage of the Good The Bad and The Ugly footage, the band took the stage.
James Hetfield addressed the audience immediately, asking them if they felt good. He then said, “We’re here to make you feel better!” and the band launched into Creeping Death.

Metallica is the reason casual music fans even know that the genre of heavy metal exists. Metallica is the reason radio stations and cable music channels use any resources on metal programming. Metallica is the force behind countless inspired musicians, workout routines, and drivers doing 90 mph down a stretch of highway, and Metallica was the reason that 50,000 heavy metal fans were invited into Yankee Stadium to rock out, and Metallica more than lived up to expectations.

The calibrated set list was almost identical to what the band played in Indio. A proper retrospective, with songs fast and slow and medium, compassionate and merciless.
As expected, the last set also included a song involving members of all four bands. James made a small jab at the other guys for appearing to have complainged about always doing the same song, Am I Evil? and alluding to that the cheif complaint was that the song, though a cover, has been a staple of Metallica’s live set for most of their career so it could potentially seem that all the other guys were just simply joining Metallica for one of their songs.
That’s not to say that James also didn’t couple this with some really sincerce and heartfelt words for the other bands as well while waiting for the other guys to setup. He mentioned how thrilled they were to be playing the stadium and that it was a really big deal for their friends in Anthrax.

Today is Anthrax Day! – I am so fucking happy for those guys, and we are so honored that we could a part of this special day, we enjoy being with our friends”.
He named each band and when he said Megadeth, he added:

“That’s right. I said friends. It feels weird to say today but it’s true.”

So in the interest of fairness and to change things up a bit they did a different song. Cleverly it was a version of Motorhead’s Overkill, a song that keeps stopping and starting up again. Each time it reanimated, a different drummer took over: Lars Ulrich of Metallica, Dave Lombardo of Slayer, Charlie Benante of Anthrax; the guitarists traded off too.

The band removed their respective instruments and Lars left his drum kit and approached the crowd, mouthing “No More! Go the fuck home!” This was all a red herring of course, as the band donned their instruments for one more tune, their signature set closer Seek and Destroy, from their very first album Kill ‘Em All, now thirty years old.

Setlist:

Creeping Death
For Whom The Bell Tolls
Fuel
Ride The Lightning
Fade To Black
Cyanide
All Nightmare Long
Sad But True
Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
Orion
One
Master Of Puppets
Blackened
Nothing Else Matters
Enter Sandman

Encore:

Overkill (w/other members of The Big 4)
Battery
Seek & Destroy

The Big 4 show started promptly at 4pm and went past 11pm by the time Seek & Destroy finished up – seven hours of relentless metal by four relentless bands, all playing at the top of their game. Historical indeed.  At thirty years into their respective careers, I doubt a single member in Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth and Anthrax would EVER have thought they’d still be playing their music for this long, and certainly not together in a venue like this.

Epilogue –

Like at their other shows the party atmosphere crescendos with giant black beach balls falling by the dozens (this show also ended with an insane fireworks display as well) to be passed around the crowd – these things were half the size of a person. I really wanted to bring back something special for Ryan and when I saw that these balls were specially printed just for this show commemorating the event I had to get one, and not to be deterred, I caught one:
These things were downright undeflatable – which ultimately lead to a pretty brown situation for me navigating it as I was leaving inside and outside the stadium, for which I will get to here in a sec.
I make my way back up to the press box one last time to retrieve my things and then to find Keith to return his personables, compare notes, and maybe have a post-show drink.
I find him at the merch booth (naturally) where he’s about to drop a car payment on swag but he was wanting something specific and it took awhile. So when we finally exited with his new prize, we were literally the last people other than grounds crew to leave the stadium and there was something infinitely cool and immediately reflective about that.
We get outside, light a smoke and we are again two teenagers (exhausted ones albeit) buzzing from what an amazing day we had on every level.
As we are walking still just feet from the stadium entrance, I’ve got a 10 lb computer bag in one hand and the giant beach ball under my other arm, still so inflated that my arm is almost extended completely.
Now as I was making my way out of the stadium, sure there were several playful attempts to separate me from the ball by other fans but they were all non-threatening. As Keith and I are deep in dialogue, this frat looking dude and his buddies meet us head on and we have to do that little dance thing to let the other guy pass. He too was offering something initially totally playful by grabbing the ball, but somewhere in the middle of this, it seemed he had changed his mind or it occurred to him given my hands-full disadvantage and the late hour, that he really could take this ball from me – and he went for it.
First by just simply walking me backwards with the ball under my arm, but then he lunged and I didn’t let go by instinct, thus dropping my computer bag and doing untold damage.
Sure it was just a beach ball and I wasn’t gonna die for it, but I had already text Ryan a pic of it and also fuck this guy.
So the next thing I know this guy is on top of me with only the ball separating us and I thought how silly we must have looked. We were rolling around on the pavement slugging each other for control.
Now as I mentioned before, Keith can be an intimidating looking dude, which speaks to either their stupidity/audacity or simply the lack of premeditation as I mentioned before, but he was letting me handle it while keeping an eye on my bag.
I’m fighting this guy on the ground and I say “Keith, can I get a little help here?” – computer be damned – as he starts walking towards us, the guy gives it up and Keith gives me hand to stand up, sore rib, bloodied elbows.
As they were now a safe distance I heard the offender shout mockingly “Haaaay Keith, can I get a little help here? hahaha”
I wanted to run after this asshole and shove this ball up his ass – but Keith brought me back to life and I decided to shake it off. Not really the last memory I wanted to have on such a special day – but there was nothing anyone could have done, the least of which those cheesy pricks, to ruin this perfect day.

Like any good sequel, they always leave room for speculation for another, but this time it really felt like this was it.
We shall see…

Metal Masters Clinic 2 –  September 12th – Best Buy Theater – Times Square

To unpack things a bit – two days before the big event at the stadium, Revolver Magazine took advantage of everyone being in town to stage their second annual Metal Masters Clinic as a lead-up to the big day featuring Anthrax’s Frank Bello and Charlie Benante, Megadeth’s David Ellefson, Slayer’s Kerry King and additionally, drummer Mike Portnoy from Dream Theatre, every band represented except for Metallica.

It was also going to serve as the opening act to a “special secret show” but we will get to that in a moment. For metal nerds like me this was a freaking wet dream to see all of these guys together and the anticpation of what was instore was paramount.
The show begins with Bello, Benante and Ellefson demonstrating some techniques and talking about their music careers.
Bello was a natural joker at the microphone, heckling fans in the crowd and explaining how he likes to play bass along to pay-per-view pornography late at night. Benante and Ellefson also gave advice and played some classic tracks from their respective bands.

While at times the narration grew slow, the interactions gave way to some fantastic jamming, especially when Benante and Portnoy engaged in a drum duel that jumped around classic beats from Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin, Rush, Metallica, and more. But while fans gamely applauded the drum n’ bass routines, whispers circulated around the crowd wondering when Kerry King was going to appear.

The audience of about 300 fans didn’t have to wait too long – at the end of Portnoy and Benante’s jam, they broke into the unmistakable breakdown rhythm of Raining Blood, Portnoy’s high hats even imitating the track’s thunder and rain, and the fearsome Kerry King strode out on stage ripping through the classic metal riff as fans cheered wildly. Kerry declined to speak directly to the crowd as the other musicians had, but let his guitar do the talking instead. The group, now featuring Anthrax’s Scott Ian as well, jammed through Am I Evil, perhaps signalling that Wednesday night’s ‘Big 4 Jam’ will be a different song, and then ripped through some Slayer music as well, with Bello jumping on vocals and the crowd singing along.

Like that wasn’t enough? – Talk about surprises and shit dreams are made of? – Here comes out of fucking nowhere Phil Anselmo from Pantera to sing with one of the most impressive house bands the heavy metal world could ever muster. Infamous for refusing to sing/acknowledge the Pantera catalog even after Dimebag’s untimely death, what was he gonna do? – Historians would be hard pressed to ignore another signifier that just yesterday was the passing of the 10th anniversary of the 9/11 tragedy (and if you had forgotten, the military state of police in Times Square just outside were a quick reminder) and music historians also know that this derailed Pantera while on tour and they never played together again and Anselmo hasn’t sang a Pantera song in public in any capacity since.
Until now –
The unthinkable was happening as the band ripped into the crushing riff from A New Level as the crowd as well as myself went positively batshit.

And it didn’t stop there as Phil, clearly relishing his brief return to Pantera frontman, launched the band into an even more impressive rendition of Fucking Hostile. Unbelievable – I was so proud to have witnessed it and feel the giddiness not only from me but the crowd and most importantly the players themselves.
And just like that, the clinic was over, and fans excitedly snapped pictures of the super-group posing on stage. For the lucky folks who made sure to get to the venue early, much more was in store. Ellefson, Portnoy, Bello, Benante, and King all sat down to patiently sign autographs for almost an hour, It was like a Trekkie convention for Metal.

I was doing plenty of nerding out myself – grabbing a copy of every free thing I could get my hands on which generously their was quite alot of for my buddy Ryan who again was only here in spirit. One thing that I was over the moon about was in keeping with the baseball motiff for the big show, Revolver Magazine had a cutout in a special issue they were also giving away of trading cards for every member of the bands comprising the Big Four in the model of 1986 Topps baseball cards.

Why 1986? – Maybe that was the year the band’s put out their best work, etc? But for me it had an even more gratifying meaning. Not that you should care, but anyone who knows me, though you wouldn’t immediately identify me as a sports nut, knows that baseball rivals my passion for music and most of my favorite childhood memories are rooted in baseball card collecting and the first set I started with was the 1986 Topps set. So that model is like my birthright and when I saw it, and I had just seen Phil Anselmo sing Pantera songs for the first time in 10 years (remember I’m from Texas) as silly as it sounds, I almost got emotional.

Ok we are just getting started! – Now it was time for tonight’s headliner – Billed as Satan’s Lounge Band – an ode to some secret hometown shows Anthrax did back in 1989 at legendary metal club, L’amour in Brooklyn, at the height of their fame.
Tonight wasn’t just a warm-up gig for Anthrax before the big day – this was also a celebration of 30 years of being a band, the return of vocalist Joey Belladonna who came back onboard at the beginning of the year, and recorded arguably the best cd of their career, Worship Musicthat was going to be finally released tonight at midnight. This was a huge night for them and again I couldn’t have been more proud to be here .

The lights dimmed in the theater once more, and Anthrax came out in its entirety, and when singer Joey Belladonna came out – the place lost their shit. I’ve lived in NYC since 2006 and I’ve never (and always wanted to) seen a NYC Anthrax show, and certainly not one featuring Belladonna on vocals. During the brak I had gone ot ot smoke and ran into my buddy Dan, who was is also from Texas. He was working the show and instrumental in securing me a sidestage view.
Bello and Ian played with a ferocious energy, Bello literally jumping up and down as he moved around the stage, and it seemed that the clinic had merely warmed up the group’s members for their first headlining show in some time. They were tight, vicious, and sounded completely natural with Joey back on vocals, and fans frequently chanting out the singer’s name between songs.

Anthrax (Satan’s Lounge Band)

Phil Anselmo made another appearance during their set, singing with Belladonna on a new Anthrax tune making the show even more historic.

The show wrapped up with I Am The Law, and the beaming members of Anthrax encored with one last new song, Earth on Hell, as they proudly counted down the minutes to the midnight release of the new record. Waving a banner that incorporated the band name into the Yankees logo

Joey and his bandmates reminded fans that they go on at 4pm sharp on Wednesday, and urged everyone to get inside Yankee Stadium early to catch their set.

Setlist:

Fight ‘Em ‘Til You Can’t
Got the Time (Joe Jackson cover)
Caught in a Mosh
Antisocial (Trust cover)
The Devil You Know
Indians (with Phil Anselmo)
Madhouse
Metal Thrashing Mad
Only
I Am the Law

Encore: 

Earth on Hell (first performance with Joey Belladonna)

Anthrax – The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon – September 7th – Rockafeller Center – NYC

Almost a week earlier, Anthrax appeared on network tv for the first time in almost 20 years with a scorching performance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, playing two songs, the new The Devil You Know & the classic Caught In A Mosh.

I had requested tickets a few weeks before as their publicist Heidi who’s also a long time friend had tipped me off. I didn’t get the initial request so I just went down there for standby tickets and got in no problem. I learned later that I could have just received a Green Room pass if I had known, had the ego to ask for one. Today that would have been no problem haha. Good times.

Photos – 

Roy Turner
Nate “Igor” Smith
Chad Batka
Andy Buchanan

 

Concert For Japan Benefits w/ Yoko Ono, Lou Reed & More (March/2011)

An astonishing couple of days that I’m still in total disbelief that even happened let alone twice and the fact that I got to attend both is nothing short of a miracle so I am so grateful for. Sad for the reasons behind the events but something wonderful truly came out of it.

Concert for Japan w/ John Zorn, Mike Patton, Sonic Youth and the return of Cibo Matto & more –
Miller Theater at Columbia University – March 27th – New York, NY

This was an event that was put together in just a matter of days and look at what these amazing people were able to accomplish in that short amount of  time. Sadly, what necessitated the event, Tohoku, the devastating earthquake & tsunami that devastated Japan a few days earlier, what heartbreaking and tragic, however after hearing of this benefit concert I couldn’t have been more excited and it was for such a great cause, and inspiring how quickly they took action.
It was organized by the legendary saxophonist and composer John Zorn, who has lived and performed in Japan and for decades has collaborated with, promoted and released albums by Japanese musicians.
The program, rounded out by Yoko Ono and Sonic Youth, reaffirmed longstanding ties between what were (in the 1970s and ’80s) known as New York’s downtown improvisers and their Japanese counterparts and co-conspirators. Sold out in two hours, the concert was also broadcast on Japanese television and to Columbia students. It raised $34,000 for Japan Society’s Earthquake Relief Fund.

The musicians have stationed themselves where genres blur: noise, jazz, rock, funk, electronics. The program juxtaposed straightforward songs with open-ended improvisations. And, from Sonic Youth, an amalgam of both, as terse, punky verses dissolved into scrabbling, squalling, ringing guitar passages, cataclysmic and monumental.

The show fittingly started with Zorn and a trumpet player, introducing the event and playing an incredible but brief set. That’s what made this so cool, was their were no egos, no silly headliners or bullshit, just great music for a great cause, each playing brief sets. It was amazing to see not only the camaraderie between them all, but you could detect long establishing relationships, personally, professionally, musically, etc.
So much so that alot of the acts were very incestuous, using each other’s members, or whoever was available to get this done.

Next up was something that outside of the reasons we were all here, was something I had completely different (and admittedly selfish) reasons for being so excited for – the return of Cibo Matto.
One of favorite bands of the last 15 years and perhaps ever, who broke up over 10 years ago, and I never got a chance to see them.
I have been fortunate to see their two core members Miho Hatori and Yuka Honda perform separately in different projects (of course never breaching the Matto catalog) and it was kinda understood that their was some bitterness that would prevent them from ever reforming as Cibo Matto. Their was so hope on the horizon however last Fall, when for Honda’s 50th birthday they played a brief set at a private party. So when something this tragic happens, it puts things into perspective of what truly matters. Motivated by the cause and surely wanted to represent Japan as they are both Japanese obviously and having just played together a few months prior, the choice to play publicly though for the first time in over 10 years was an easy choice I’m sure. And boy was I happy they did.

 

Though the set was only three songs, it was three songs more than I had ever seen live, and I had been waiting soooo long for this.

Setlist:

Birthday Cake
Le Pain Perdu
Aguas de Marco

They were keeping it tight at this place, as their was a strict understanding of no pictures/cell-phones, that when I went to move my phone from one pocket to the other for comfort reasons, their were two ushers on me like stink on shit, really intense.

Up next was MephistaSylvie Courvoisier on piano, Susie Ibarra on drums and Ikue Mori on laptop (who’s in a legendary band with Mike Patton and John Zorn called Hemophiliac) — played the concert’s most abstract set. Their intent improvisations had  Courvoisier plucking inside the piano when she wasn’t’t riffling impressionistic chords and ostinatos against the whistles, clanks, rustles and crackles from Ibarra and Mori. Their pieces had a moment-by-moment suspense; each plunk counted.

 

Speaking of Patton (and if you know anything about me, I’m totally one of those Patton is God dudes haha)  was backed by the redoubtable pianist Uri Caine in old Italian pop tunes — sung with tongue-in-cheek melodrama — like those on Patton’s 2010 album, Mondo Cane. Caine’s opening solo took Honeysuckle Rose through kaleidoscopic transformations, from ragtime to free-jazz clusters.

The guitarist Marc Ribot accompanied Akiko Yano, one of Japan’s best-known rock and jazz singers. With Yano on piano, they performed a playfully splintered version of the Gershwins’ Our Love Is Here to Stay. But their second song was serious: Funamachi (Waiting for the Ship), which is based on a folk song from the region of Japan hit hardest by the tsunami. It had a sea-chantey-like drive and a chorus that was a fervent exhortation: to persevere.

Probably the act people seemed to be most familiar with (besides Yoko Ono of course) were NYC noise legends Sonic Youth. One of my all-time favorite bands, and again I know what we were here for, and I’ve seen this band all over the world, but their is just something about seeing them in NYC that is always so special.

 

Setlist:

The Sprawl (Daydream Nation)
The World Looks Red (Confusion is Sex)
Hey Joni (Daydream Nation)
Shaking Hell (Confusion is Sex)

Zorn returned,  and unexpectedly, gave one of the concert’s least noisy performances. His Aleph Trio — with Trevor Dunn (from Mr. Bungle) on bass and Kenny Wollesen on drums — delivered a Latin-flavored, two-chord vamp as Zorn revealed his melodic side: bluesy, agile, genial, dramatic and thoroughly swinging.

 

 

 

If their was a headliner, it would be the final act Yoko Ono, and whatever your opinions of her might be, it did feel appropriate. I don’t necessarily have a negative preconception of her and if fact think its pretty cool that at her age she is still getting up there and doing it.
However the results are certainly left up to interpretation.

Starting with this totally weird song, seemingly called It Happened, I was a bit put off as it seemed the first thing out of her mouth was not the current tragedy and why we are all here, but the tragedy she is known for, the death of John Lennon. Think about it, everything you have ever heard or seen her do as long as you have been alive, all seems to stem from that and her perpetuation of it is what defines her and her in her first song, was she really recounting the death of John Lennon? here?? – I don’t know, it was totally weird. She was flashing peace signs as she entered and exited.
Seemingly fragile at first, she was anything but as she strutted across the stage and turned into an electronically looped banshee, and was in a world totally only known to her.

 

I guess she’s used to being backed by such incredible musicians, but it felt lost on her. She had Trevor Dunn, her son Sean, Yuka Honda and the drummer for Cibo Matto, she could not fail with that lineup. But I wasn’t here to judge.

just to enjoy and support a great cause, while seeing an incredible night of music, in the perfect building for it. The Miller Theater is inside the Columbia University campus and so I had some fun strolling the grounds before and after the show.

  To Japan with Love w/ Yoko Ono & Sean Lennon, Cibo Matto, Patti Smith and surprise guest Lou Reed – Le Poisson Rouge – March 29th – New York City

What’s this?, no Cibo Matto for over 10 years and now I’m seeing them twice in three days? I could never get tired or used to that.
This, in a series of events around NYC to aid the relief effort for Japan, though she performed at the quickly assembled hodgepodge just a few days earlier (see above) was totally curated by Yoko One and you could totally tell. Her tastes and John Zorn’s vary quite differently as gone were the younger, noisier acts and in place where heavy-hitters of old.

As I mentioned, one act that remained was Cibo Matto,(and for good reason, they are Japanese and three of its members make up Ono’s live band, one namely her son Sean). What a difference venues make, and maybe they got some rust off with their show a few days earlier, but where as the Miller Theater revue was extremely formal and sedate on all accounts, now we were in a small club in the West Village, now I was at the very front of the stage, dancing my ass off right in front of Miho Hatori, and they went ballistic!

Setlist:

Birthday Cake
Le Pain Perdu
Aguas de Marco
Beef Jerky
Sugar Water

This was a show like I had heard about, and they were fucking shit up and got to a play a longer set with adding two extra songs from the show two days ago, and were even joined by Honda’s husband Nels Cline of Wilco, who is a total badass.

Up next was Patti Smith, a NYC institution that embodies an event like this, and someone that I have always wanted to see, but not a member of the tribe enough to every really do anything about it. I have nothing but respect for her and at times have been fascinated by her. I was at CBGB’s on their very last night, but like most people I was standing outside with a droves of people and watching what I could as they kept the door open. She also represents a demographic that I’ve always been quite annoyed by, a bygone generation before me, that seems to think they can affect real change by reading poetry and eating vegan food and high on pseudo-intellectualism.
Now I was gonna have a chance to decide for myself, and let me tell you something, people in NYC freaking love Patti Smith.

She appeared raggedly yet regally with her full band, including Lenny Kaye, and people were losing their shit. She spoke a heartfelt dedication to the Japanese people, and began the evangelic Peaceable Kingdom. And naturally ending with People Have the Power  that she dedicated ‘‘To Sean and his mom, who have done so much work for the people, and whose family has always had so much care for the people“.Setlist:

Peaceable Kingdom
Beneath The Southern Cross
Ghost Dance
Pissing in a River
People Have the Power

Kinda douchy, but clearly proud Sean announced, “Yoko Ono has entered the building!’” Within seconds, she appeared, singing that crazy fucking acapella song It Happened just like she did at the show a few days ago. Her delicate singing abruptly morphed into screams of terror and convulsions, and scared the shit out of me and everyone there, just so bizarre and almost humorous, but yet anything but.

She told a funny story about how the next song Mind Train originated. It was about 16 minutes long and she mentioned that John Lennon insisted on playing it for an unnamed famous musician, and Yoko expressed her regret of having this person endure the whole 16 minutes. Another special guest, Antony Haggarty, came crooning along.

Ono also performed the hopeful Rising, and the blues jam It’s Been Very Hard and – Why? – an intense rocker featuring a free form guitar/vocal duet between Sean and Yoko, that is eerily similar to the John & Yoko version. Greg Saunier from Deerhoof was on drums just for this song and Sean’s girlfriend, Charlotte Kemp Muhl, who is one of the most attractive people I think I’ve ever seen, played bass all night.

Yoko and Haggarty, who is hermaphroditic is speech and appearance performed this cringe inducing song, I Love You Earth because as Ono explained it, “The earth is angry now and needs to hear it” – ummm…sure. Yoko had Haggarty sing it, but then the two of them got into an I-Love-You fest that just wouldn’t’t quit.

Everyone sang and spoke something heartfelt and respectful in dedication to the people of Japan. All night the show had been directed like a conductor by Sean, who kept hinting/hoping of a final/major guest appearance that deemed too unpredictable to guarantee was now getting excited and now it was a reality as he could now announce the next person walking up to the stage, that being Lou Reed. Holy fucking shit –

He shuffled onstage, cranked up his guitar to eleven and blasted out Leave Me Alone. You may remember my criticisms of anyone that uses lyric monitors, and I totally called Reed out in my post about his performance/behavior at Lollapalooza a few years ago. Tonight, he brought along an iPad with a scrolling TelePrompter – which was hilarious and pretentious because all he sings is, “Leave me leave me leave me leave me leave me alone’!” (Yoko had sheets of musical notations too – when most of her songs are purely improvisational one-word mantras like ‘Why?’!)Lou’s song was ear splitting. He worked Yoko’s band to the bone – making them play louder and harder. It was as if he was telling Yoko, “Look! I’m even crazier than YOU are!” She stood beside him, glancing at his TelePrompTer, chiming in with a few inaudible screams, but she politely surrendered as Lou hijacked her band. He mumbled something about how we all must be shocked, but to the contrary, it’s just what one would expect from Lou Reed. I am not saying that it wasn’t’t great. I just hate to admit it because Lou is so damned arrogant.
Sean stood between Lou and Yoko, watching in awe, as if he’d bought a ticket to the show himself and forgot that he was in it. He seemed amazed at organizing and pulling this off and how spontaneous, chaotic, and enthralling it felt.

Sean jokingly introduced the final song as a great one written by Neil Diamond…Give Peace A Chance.
While it seemed a bit silly, it was designed as a simple song to reassemble everyone who had performed tonight to sing a song all together and it was the most practical and somewhat perfect.

As I was exited the venue, Yoko was handing everyone a cool little gift:– a piece of sky (jigsaw puzzle piece) in a drawstring pouch with a card inscribed:

The sky is cracked now above Japan.Let’s come together in our dreams to heal.

A dream you dream alone is only a dream But a dream you dream together Is reality.

I love you!

Yoko Spring, 2011

A pretty unforgettable couple of days, that I will not soon forget.
Photos – 

Roy Turner
Eric Sanders
Shawn Brackbill
Bob Gruen