Christmas in NYC w/ Rockefeller Tree Lighting, Radio City Rockettes & much more (Dec/2014)

There really is nothing like Christmas time in New York City. For a guy like me that adores the city and is passionate about all things Christmas, experiencing the wonder and majesty that the city has to offer at this time of year, is a bit of a dream come true & not one I normally get to enjoy. Even when I was here full-time I always went home the day before Thanksgiving and usually returned the day before New Year’s Eve. Only one other time was I here well into December and things didn’t go like they should have. This year, I took full advantage of being here and proceeded to experience as much as I could.

Christmas in Rockefeller Center (taping) – Dec 1st – New York, NY

Here’s a bit a cautionary tale for tourists visiting NYC (especially you Europeans) – When they tell you that the world famous Christmas in Rockefeller Center Tree Lighting is set for Dec 3rd and tell you all the stars that will be performing and you’ve watched for years on television hoping to see in person, what they don’t tell you is most of the performances you are seeing have been taped over several days prior. This was the first of those tapings.

Lady Gaga/Tony Bennett

Having just put out a duet record Cheek to Cheek,  Lady Gaga & Tony Bennett (who reguarly performs here each year) were the perfect choice. If you saw the broadcast you saw that they went with a much racier outfit than the rehearsal below.

Thanks to some work I did with Gaga’s anti-bullying campaign Born Brave over the summer, we were invited to watch them rehearse and run through the song??? a few times. It was so insanely cold and freezing and had been raining all day so we didn’t stay much longer and for the actual taping.

Radio City Christmas Spectacular w/ The Rockettes – December 2nd – Radio City Music Hall – New York, NY

The next morning got up bright and early & I wanted to make the most of the first half of the day. What better way than to spend the morning than at Radio City to see the Rockettes perform in their annual Christmas Spectacular?
Radio City – a place I’ve walked by a million times and have never actually seen the inside of. The show sometimes tours outside of city and I actually got to see a muted version of it in Austin about 4 years ago, but to be here and to see the actual Rockettes is a dream come true.

Got to the ticket booth, the woman was so incredibly kind & gave us orchestra center seats for the price of  upper balcony and we manged to get to our seats right as the show started!

Santa Claus himself is tasked with tying together the song-and-dance numbers as our jolly emcee  After introducing us to the striking Rockettes, who continue to boast their notorious precision in a dance rendition of The Twelve Days of Christmas, he jumps into the production as a character in the show’s brief foray into plot.A story of two young brothers, Ben and Patrick  who meet Santa while Christmas-shopping for their sister. The classic Rockette number Rag Doll plays as a detour during the boys’ search for the perfect gift

Continuing a tradition over 80 years in the making, the rosy-cheeked Rockettes in the Parade of the Wooden Soldiers faithfully perform their gravity-resistant slow collapse, while the Living Nativity closes out the program in its one-and-only nonsecular vignette. As acts from the original 1933 show, both have become institutions in their own right, inducing thunderous applause from audience members who feel as if they have become part of the New York ritual by witnessing the historic sequences. The show has also gotten a 21st-century facelift with a 3D tour of Manhattan via sleigh ride and a collection of GPS-guided snowflakes that float freely over the crowd.

There’s certainly no want of stimulation during this well-oiled machine of a performance, such a major satisfying way to kick off the Christmas Season, Happy Holidays!

 

(later that evening) South St Seaport Tree Lighting 

With performances from Bebe Rexha and my man Questlove DJ’d the whole affair.

Bebe Rexha

I wasn’t previously familiar with Bebe Rexha but learned a few things about her after this performance, one being that she co-wrote the song The Monster by Eminem.
One thing that is immediately obvious is that she’s insanely good looking and super sexy.


As attractive as she was and sings very well,her image projects a sorta Jersey Shore vibe with this trampy look and songs about binge drinking. She’s too young to be a Real Housewives of.…but she has that “women who throw wine at each other” vibe going for her.

Questlove

After lighting the tree, everybody’s favorite bandleader and one of my favorite DJ’s – Attending his Thurs night Bowl Train party in Brooklyn is a weekly destination for me and it’s always fun to see what he plays outside that setting and tonight he played a really fun and fantastic set.

Christmas in Rockefeller Center – New York, NY

As I mentioned above, tourists, or those uninformed or both, flock to these world famous traditions and one of the big draws other than being a part of its history, is the all-star lineup they promise to perform. But as also mentioned above, the crowd is expectant of seeing ALL of those artists and be a part of what they’ve seen on TV not realizing that most of those performances have been previously taped in the days before.
So a million people show up expecting to see Lady Gaga & other big names not realizing that their not there, and they are so far away from the action that their actually not aware of that fact enough to get them to leave. And why doesn’t it occur to them that since it’s free they will be one of a MILLION others to try?
You have the entire season to see the tree up close at your own convenience and if being there right as its lit, you should ONLY arrive with that expectation ONLY.
Unless you have a pass (only given to NBC & Rockefeller employees and their familes) you really have no reason to come here because you won’t see or hear anything other than the incessant ramblings & rudeness of tourists, packed in like sardines all freezing to death.

While most of the performances were taped over Mon-Tues, the Today show anchors were live in Rockefeller Center to host the show, as well as a hand full of artists performing

LeeAnn Rimes

After a lot of fuss and changing plans LeAnn Rimes finally hit the stage & performed in a warm checkered coat but she briefly thought she was going to have a lot more airtime when Mariah Carey didn’t show up to last night’s pre-recording, but instead her performance was actually cut short when the diva was brought back last minute. LeAnn Rimes even made I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas sound OK, though her bizarre semi-striptease with a bulky overcoat made me wonder if the novelty song was delivering a double-entendre I didn’t catch. She looked fantastic however.

Mariah Carey

Ok, so obviously I have to mention what went down with Mariah Carey – If you didn’t already see the unending coverage of the deriding of her performance here’s a brief recap. Again in another diva moment, she decided not to show up for rehearsal the night before, leading the producers to pull her slot, only to give it back at the zero hour, (because let’s face it, her All I Want For Christmas, is the biggest modern Holiday classic of the last 30 years) which meant that she was going to sing it live with no rehearsal or warmup. That’s how your supposed to do it right? Except apparently that’s out of Mariah Carey 2014’s wheelhouse as she struggled painfully to recreate the song.

Cyndi Lauper

What a joy Cyndi Lauper is and I was glad that she was here. We caught her doing a news broadcast across from Radio City when our show let out yesterday (see above). Those outside of NYC may not realize how beloved she is here in the city and her performance was as spirited & fun as always.

Darius Rucker

But however good or bad these singers were was irrelevant to the larger problem, captured with queasy precision by the image of Darius Rucker crooning — wait for it — White Christmas.Given the circumstances it took balls bigger than the ones shown in this picture to go through with that one.

Pentatonix

Another sign of our times: A group called Pentatonix uploads a series of accapella covers that went viral that lead them to The Sing-Off show and won and that landed them here. The millenial formula: YouTube/Viral Campaign/Singing Competition show/Christmas Special on Major Network –

Trisha Yearwood/Countdown

Finally things wound down and it was time to light the tree – I don’t know if you can see from my perspective in the picture below, but Trisha Yearwood along with the hosts was there to oversee the countdown, to the lighting of the magnificent tree that officially ushers in the Christmas season.

Aftermath:

This gathering started just hours after the controversial grand jury decision not to bring charges in the death of Eric Garner, while most people had already arrived with no knowledge of the verdict (including myself.)
While no protesters made it into the live shots, the hosts acknowledged nearby protests and the day’s decision near the end of the special. “We hope it will be a healthy and joyous and a peaceful holiday season for everyone,” Matt Lauer said.

First of all, let me disclaim that when I arrived I had no knowledge of the Eric Garner verdict, nor did I realize that it was going to be announced during this time.However, I wasn’t exactly blissfully unaware of the civil unrest brewing just outside the Rockefeller perimeter, I was freezing my ass for hours, trapped in a sea of clueless tourists, being one myself as I endured unimaginable cold and other discomforts to experience the Christmas in Rockefeller Center Tree Lighting.

Naturally the news of this inustince immediately sparked a new wave of protests, which have become frequent occurrences in New York City since the grand jury decision in the death of unarmed teen Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri.
Let me say I am just as outraged & angry over this and the absurd, grotesque abuse of power that is claiming lives of innocent people and further marginalizing minority culture to unspeakable lows.

However the protests seemed misplaced at the holiday celebration, which has a surprisingly long and storied history. Today, the show is a multi-million dollar extravaganza featuring performances, celebrity hosts, thousands of tourists of course Christmas lights, however the event has humble and meaningful beginnings.

The tree lighting tradition began on Christmas Eve in 1931 in the midst of America’s Great Depression. The first ever Rockefeller Christmas tree was erected by a group of construction workers, a 20 foot Christmas tree was placed in the middle of the muddy and dilapidated site that would become the grand Rockefeller Plaza we know today. The creation, even mired in the debt of the Depression, would become one of New York City’s greatest architectural and commercial monuments. In the face of the great depression, the men at the construction site had a grand cause to celebrate on this December 24th because they were about to be paid for their efforts, unlike most of their other colleagues, friends and family. Underneath the first ever Rockefeller Christmas Tree, a clerk sat on a wooden crate and handed out checks to grateful workers. A tree lighting ceremony did not occur, mainly because the tree was adorned with tin cans and scrap paper but only two years later in 1933 the first official ceremony was decreed when a Rockefeller Center publicist organized it.

The tree at Rockefeller Center even served as a symbol during World War II, in 1942; three small trees decorated in ornaments of red, white and blue were placed in the plaza. The trees were replanted following the Christmas season, as per orders of the organizers. In 1944, still wartime, Rockefeller Center and their famous Christmas trees had to keep in line with blackout regulations, meaning that the trees remained unlit. In 1945, in a celebration of the end of World War II and the end of blackout restrictions, the Rockefeller Center organizers employed the use of six ultraviolet light projectors to make all 700 fluorescent globes on that year’s tree glow brightly even in the dark.

Shutting down “Christmas in Rockefeller Center” is not going to make a change in the recent racial tension that has struck the United States. Instead the protests sully a long tradition of celebrating togetherness and hope when facing despair and anguish.
Again I’m just as angry and disgusted by the actions of the current police inscrutability but when I was trying to exit this event and get on the subway and safely to my apartment what I witnessed wasn’t just outraged citizens pushing back. I saw alot of so-called radicals just simply looking for a reason to revolt and the only thing they were convincing me of was their “joiner mentality” and using this as a vehicle to say something more about themselves than righting a serious wrong.

My own personal aftermath –

I know I should have been thinking about Eric Garner and trust me I was, but amid the cold, the rude tourists, the insane protests and my anger for the police and just the whole freaking country at large right now, I needed solace, especially at Christmas. As I was walking away from Rockefeller Center, navigating the unspeakable chaos outside I found it in the most unlikely sources. At that moment I wanted basic comforts – I said to myself, “I need a place to charge my phone, catch my breath, experience human kindness and hopefully eat sushi while doing so”
I saw a Starbucks that was closed and then I look over and like an answered prayer, I see a sushi place that was open, affordable, clean and warm. I go in am seated next to a socket to charge my phone and like serdendipity was also seated next to the friendliest tourist couple from Alabama. I learned during our time together that they own a restaurant in Moody, Alabama called Bluegrass BBQ and that this was their first time in the city. We had a great time talking & their openness and southern charm were exactly what I needed so if your ever in that part of the country you should stop in and give these fine folks your patronage.

As I was saying my goodbyes to my new friends from Alabama I was walking towards the subway on my way home when I heard a Christmas song coming from somewhere that I’d never heard before. I really fell in love with its tender tone and the lyrics really touched me. Wishing I knew who it was so I could hear it again but shrugged it off thinking I would hear it a million more times before the holidays were over but sadly didn’t until Dec 23rd when I was in a department store shopping when suddenly I heard it over the crackling, primitive intercom system. Did my best to huddle underneath it looking like madmen I’m sure to hear it but still couldn’t make it out over the bad sound & constant interruptions of an overdue clean-up needed in Aisle 4.
I go home to my family that night and while watching the Michael Buble’ Christmas Special, and while keeping it on the same channel after it had ended led us to watching the Kelly Clarkson’s A Cautionary Christmas Music Tale that was so entertaining that we watched the whole thing when like kismet, the final song she sang…….was the song from that day in Rockfeller!  It was like I was MEANT to hear this song which turns out is Under the Tree by Kelly Clarkson and it’s not only one of the best Christmas songs I’ve ever heard but perfectly framed my holiday this year.

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays!

Photos – 

Roy Turner
Michael Loccisano

Aboard the Intrepid w The Roots + David Byrne’s latest installation & more (Sept/2011)

The Roots – Aboard the Intrepid/12th St Harbor- NYC – Sept 29th

Ok so to unpack things a bit today was going to be a bit nerve-wracking. Erin was coming from Texas to see me, and we hadn’t seen each other in two months, and most of that time was on purpose from both of our ends. It’s always exciting/anxious when you haven’t seen someone in awhile especially when you are involved with them – but given the baffling dysfunction of her daily life and how on edge things have been between us I was especially trepidatious but hoped for the best. I had some really fun things planned for us that I know she likes while she was gonna be here and was looking forward to doing those things with her.
We hadn’t been alone in a room together for five minutes before the torrential rain of resentment began to pour. Usually something else much more pleasant takes place when we are alone and its usually in the first five minutes especially after a long separation.
I hadn’t been around her unpredictable nature and her ability to throw random curveballs my way in awhile so I wasn’t acclimated and since I had some distance from it, my patience for it was even shorter than before. I don’t mean to throw her under the bus, she really is a lovely girl but when you combine her already unstable nature with seething resentment of everything I do, it’s a Molotov cocktail that impossible to prepare for.
And I certainly wasn’t prepared for after only being together for an hour, as I was coming out of the shower to prepare for the evening’s festivities I had planned, to catch her going through my things – looking for what? I don’t know – a hint of infidelity? – Clues to the Da Vinci Code?
I don’t know but to me this had now escalated to something I could no longer reconcile – but there was nothing I could really do about it – she was here for a week and this was only the first day (the first hour!) – If we had been in Texas when this occurred, it probably would have been our last night together, but I had no choice but to try to make the best of things, but I wasn’t ready to forgive something so betraying.

Ok so enough of that depressing shit, let’s get to the fun – The first thing I had planned was something fucking awesome – The Legendary Roots crew were playing tonight, and aboard the Intrepid Battleship overlooking the Hudson Bay – I had turned her on to Questo (Roots bandleader/drummer & DJ extroidinaire) last time she was here when we went to see the Tribe Called Quest movie that Questo had so graciously given out all the tickets to of the first screening back in July.
By the time we got to the ship, the mood was excited/expectant and we were ready to have a good time.

 

 

A band called the Hold Steady was opening that I’m not that familiar with nor was I too impressed with, but I was on some VIP juice that allowed Erin to go right to the front and take pics:

There was easily 1,000 people lined up to see the Roots rock the Intrepid. We were beginning to think we’d need one of the helicopters up on the flight deck just to make it to the stage, but after some finagling, we made it past the gate. The event went down on the deck of the aircraft carrier, with drink tents on top and food trucks down on the pier. Those in attendance were given red light up shutter shades, making the deck look like a hive of glowing fire ants from above.

After the first three songs we retreated to this VIP tent they had setup that was elevated for perfect viewing with free booze and food. I know I should be grateful for these little perks, but it never fails to embarrass me.
Not to mention the elitist/douchbaggery that you are rubbing elbows with looking down (literally/figuratively) at the regular partygoers sipping their eight dollar cups of wine as secret service-looking dudes watched and waited for someone to get just a little too close to the edge of the ship. Good thing there’s a guardrail on deck.

Blurts from a sousaphone (think wearable tuba) heralded the coming of the Roots. Damon “Tuba Gooding Jr.” Bryson burst on stage so violently we half-expected something to pop out of it. Brassy bass notes backing up Ahmir “Questlove” Thompson’s drums wafted out of the beast of an instrument, as Black Thought launched into How I Got Over.
The MC asked, “Can I get some help?!”—the answer from the audience was an overwhelming yes.

The energy was well-divided among the Roots, there was plenty of movement, with synchronized dancing and Bryson at one point waded into the crowd, going from front to back, the bell of his sousaphone poking above a sea of heads. Totally awesome as always.

(later that night) Bowl train w/ Special Guest Ali Shaheed Muhammad – Brooklyn Bowl – Sept 29th – Brooklyn, NY

Ok so in spite of the swankiness compromising my DIY nature, I was pleased that I had treated my lady to the full VIP experience, aboard a freaking battleship no less, and it allowed her to take photos from the stage. We left there totally amped and ready to take on the night.
We were heading out to Brooklyn to get more of the Questo experience as I had been telling her all about how awesome his weekly Bowl Train party is at the Brooklyn Bowl. I had taken her to the BB last time she was here to see Cibo Matto and now it was time to dance.
When we got there, their was notice that Questlove wouldn’t be spinning tonight because I guess he still had duties back at the Intrepid party we just left, but have no fear because his replacement was Ali Shaheed Muhammad from A Tribe Called Quest!! –

We had come full circle! Only in NYC would something like this happen, if this was in Texas and someone canceled I would probably have been their replacement, here? It’s a member of Tribe – cause everyone freaking lives here it seems.
Now, we were certainly excited, and I don’t think this caused us to have to high of expectations but I’m sorry to report that Ali just didn’t deliver, and I’m not talking about comparison – as in like if you were to judge his skills based just on that performance alone (which we will not because that would be totally unfair) I can say that I’m a better DJ – I don’t know what was up, but he was just off and the song choices had no flow. I forgive him cause he’s the man and he we still had a good time.

David Byrne ‘s Tight Spot installation – Pace Gallery – September 30th – NYC

Ok so I had more fun planned today with a full day of activities for us to enjoy – One thing that we enjoy the most is what Erin likes to say “I don’t wanna eat, I wanna dine” – And walking down 9th Ave so their is so much to choose from.
After a wonderful lunch at a nice Italian restaurant I took her over to the Pace Gallery so we could take in Talking Heads’ singer David Byrne’s new installation.

 

Confined by the space between the onetime elevated train track, the ground, and various pillars, the inflatable globe measures 48 X 20 feet. The installation also features a sound component, a low-frequency vibration that is a digitally distorted version of the Byrne’s own voice.
Now I am not the world’s authority on art, and I usually loathe the culture surrounding the art world and of all its pretensions, not to mention that I will be the first to admit that if not for life-long obsessions with the Talking Heads, I would probably have no interest in this at all (as I would imagine most people, regardless if they are willing to admit to it or not) –
However Erin is not the punter that I am with art, she studied it, knows what she’s talking about and uses this knowledge in her career in Interior Design. I thought we would both get something out of it as well as to do something different on a lovely day. They were taking it down the next day and its your responsibility that while your in NYC to take advantage of all the wonderful works you have at your disposal.
One could pontificate on what Byrne is trying to say with this, but one person that had grown tired of its image in a hurry was the main hired to guard it –
Leave it to me to act a complete fool among the sophisticated – but I really couldn’t resist.
Inside the actual gallery was another exhibit running concurrently on Social Media interestingly enough/not enough also called Social Media, that Byrne also contributed to.It’s rare that I find something meaningful in these situations but there was some pretty effective pieces in this exhibit. In taking the internet offline, much of the work brings the web down to human scale.

For example, the piece you see above here in the corner is called Murmur Study  that comments on how social media has affected communication or relationships. By aggregating onomatopoeic grunts and grumbles from Twitter, Murmur Study highlights the absurdity of reducing communication to 140 characters and the limitations of this form of interaction. By representing the tweets as something akin to receipts, the piece portrays communication reduced to a form of commerce where information is simply an object of exchange. High brow stuff, but I found it to be effective as well as impressive.

Now we couldn’t go the whole day, not even a wonderful day like today without running into a little bit of trouble. I still hadn’t forgotten her betrayal yesterday but the night went on really well and we were having a swell day, that is until…if you look again at the picture above, this time the left corner –
Ok this piece was a video installation that spoke of sexuality by a unique manipulation of footage of a documentary on a day in the life of a lesbian sex worker.
Ok, now I was in now way being insensitive or disrespectful to her by looking at this piece (no pun intended) – I wasn’t standing there staring with my mouth open, yes, this piece did take longer to experience because you were supposed to watch about 40 secs of each video.
Now just because this piece contained images of naked woman I was not going to look at every piece here except for this one –
I treated it as every other piece there and wasn’t gonna censor myself – Grow up already –
But the minute she saw me looking at it, she headed for the exit and burst open the door causing a scene, and no I wasn’t going to run after her.