The Gamers & Cosplay of RetroPalooza III (Sept/2015)

It’s been a very nerdy year to say the least haha – Starting with happenstance at the Salt Lake City Comic-Con at the beginning of the year, that led us to so many more including Star Wars Celebration, A-KON & much more.

RetroPalooza III – Sept 26-27th – Arlington Convention Center – Arlington, TX

Billed as an old-school gaming expo as you can see in the flyer and it’s namesake Retropalooza, this was right up my alley as the only time I was ever a hardcore (video) gamer was in the 80’s & early 90’s.

My oldest friend Chris’ son Colin is a die-hard gamer, who has shown a great interest in retro games that Chris and I played together when we were his age.
Imagine the feeling of being in Colin’s room playing the same exact games on the original console that I did with his Dad at age 12, with Colin who looks just like his father? An emotional moment to say the least. So when we got invited to this event Chris and Colin naturally were the first people I thought of to join us.

The second we arrived is was all about Joust, and how perfect we saw a guy dressed as Mario participating in a Donkey Kong tournament!

They had many other tournaments in a huge sprawling area where kids could go nuts playing and competing all day.

After many rounds of some of my old faves, Colin was excited to see what the vendor marketplace had to offer. I love these types of flea market setups because you have no idea what gems you will come across and the hunt is part of the fun.

Completely out of my demographic & wheelhouse but I’m compelled to tell you that the line stretched long to meet Matthew Patrick, known to fans as MatPat, a viral sensation to the geek crowd. He answers absurd questions on his YouTube series Game Theory. Currently at 3.2 million subscribers, twenty-three million monthly views, and consistently one of the platform’s 100 fastest-growing channels, Game Theory is MythBusters for gamers, combining hard research with polished visuals, connecting science, math, history, and gaming in a unique way that educates viewers while unearthing the shocking secrets behind some of gaming’s most enduring questions.

We saw alot of great Cosplay on the Main floor from pros & non-pros alike in anticipation of the Cosplay Contest that would be held later in the afternoon.

Heidi O’ Farrall (left)

Tsyrus Neumann

The Cosplay Contest 

As at any geek gathering these days their will (& should) be a Cosplay Contest!

A bit of a muted affair held in one of the smaller side rooms with a modest amount of participants.
Still talent and inspiration still show thru –

This awesome girl as the Joker (left)
& David Martineau as a VERY animated Ferris Beuhler

Kelsey Topper & Brianna Leahy
& friends.

….and the eventual winners were Raven Darkness & her husband Cody

This kid ??? was also a winner as he won $500 breaking a World Record of one of the retro games in the arcade.

Chris & I with his family & Jessica

See ya next year!

Photos –

Roy Turner

Anime Fest 2015 (Dallas/Sept)

Here we go again – after only attending an Anime Convention once in the capacity of DJ a few years ago to now attending my second major fest after A-Kon earlier this year.
I’ll do my best not to repeat myself here but the experience parallels A-Kon almost identically though I’m happy to report that AnimeFest, held every year on Labor Day was much more organized, I had Jess with me and maybe I’m just a little more acclimated to it?
Let’s see:

Anime Fest 2015 – September 4th-7th – Sheraton Hotel – Dallas, TX

Of course the first thing you see when you enter the hotel is that it has been COMPLETELY taken over by the convention and nothing informs you of that greater/quicker than the sea of Cosplayers everywhere.

Unlike typical Comic Cons or gatherings catering to fans of all things nerdy/geeky, AnimeFest is specific to the genres of Anime & Manga which arguable gave birth to the Cosplay phenomenon. At times this convention was also chaotic but at least the insanity was broken up so you could deal with it one floor at a time.

After checking into the modest press room, we were out to have our own adventure to explore what the convention had to offer.
The central thing it did have in common with other conventions is the marketplace that generate the income with exhibitors selling just about anything you could imagine pertaining to this demographic.

Where else in the world are you gonna see people dressed as cartoons hula-hooping in the hallway? Good times.

AnimeFest had ALOT to offer from panels on drawing & how to make cosplay outfits to arts & crafts and just about anything you could imagine.

Gaming was present in the form of group interactive video games to good ol fashion board & card games (those these weren’t exactly old fashioned).

On Sunday of course their was the central of any convention: The Cosplay Contest!

Brittany Queen

..and even if you weren’t competing, their was plenty of awesome cosplayers overtaking every inch of this hotel.

Melya Bounds (left)

 Konoha Princess – (right)

 Amanda Kee (right – in black)

Tiger Lilly (left)

(left – Artemis Quinn @TheQuinnCosplay)
(middle Alyson Road Toad @hoseokjungie)
(right – @Cheriwow

(left & above Deidre Rodriguez)

Love Liver

On Saturday night AKAI Sky, an American J-Rock band from San Francisco performed –

Late Night Rave

…and as tradition of any Anime convention (& what introduced me to the culture) is each night ends with a late night rave.

 Carlota (left)

Thanks again to the staff & volunteers of AnimeFest for having us and we look forward to seeing everyone again next year ?

Photos – 

Roy Turner
Vernon Chiever
Pete Ortega
Adriana Alva
Mugen
Nellie Anger

Guests, Exhibitors & Cosplayers of Dallas Comic Show (July 2015)

It’s been a nerd-tastic year so far! We’ve covered everything from major events such as Star Wars Celebration in Anaheim, A-Kon & the Salt Lake City Comic-Con to smaller intimate shows & everything in between. This month put on a show with some great vendors & an awesome cosplay contest.

North Texas Comic Book Show Dallas – July 18th – DoubleTree Hotel – Dallas,TX

Granted it was alot smaller than we anticipated and the layout a bit cumbersome, but I actually prefer these smaller comic shows as it’s easier to meet people & speak longer with the vendors (& their usually cheaper for the consumer as well).
We arrived at North Texas Comic Book show in Dallas just in time to catch some great cosplayers and pick up some merchandise at decent prices.
Here are some of our faves –

Courtney Malone (right)

Denae Griffith (left)
& Tapanga Gunter & friend (right)

Before we knew it, the cosplay contest was beginning and one exception we did have was that it was held outside I’m sure simply due to space constraints inside & it did make for a unique vibe, however it was scorching hot outside with temperatures soaring past 100. We were in the uncovered area for just a few minutes and Jessica & I both became soaked in sweat & feeling dizzy. A woman on the front row was holding four seats when I insisted that she give up one of them so we can be safely in the shade & I could shoot the contest without distraction. As a surprise to the participants, Gigi Edgley from Farscape came out as guest judge who was super nice & very interactive with the contestants.

Jesse Jones as the Joker


Joy Moden (left)
& Julia Pryor Bessler

Audrey McCullough (left)

Brianna LeahyKelsey Topper &  Hannah Looney

Had to get back inside before we melted! Now it was some to peruse the wears of the vendors and enjoy cosplay with the luxury of air conditioning.
This show featured Marvel artists Larry Strohman & Keith Pollard, plus Battlestar Galactica actor Richard Hatch & David Fielding among its guests.

The fine folks at In a Pickle Comics

Kevin Lewis (left)

Erica Muse (right)

Jessica P.
& Brittany Culverhouse

Courtney Michelle 
& Ammie Wheeler

Thanks so much to Daniel Calhoun & the North Texas Comic Book Show for having us, we look forward to the next one ?

Photos – 

Roy Turner
Yohan Ko
John Lee Hunter

A-Kon Anime Convention (June 2015)

I’ve always been something of a geek or at the very least  interested in nerdy things – However, this year those interests have really kicked into overdrive & really completely by chance. I attended the Sundance Film Festival for the first time earlier this year and was invited to stick around and cover the Salt Lake City Comic-Con, one of the more reputable cons in the country. I had so much fun & met so many new people that when I met the organizers of the Star Wars Celebration being held in Anaheim earlier this year, I jumped at the chance to attend.
Now back in Dallas, it was time for more.

Billed as the largest convention of it’s kind – A-Kon the annual Anime & Convention Expo is something that in spite of having little to zero interest or knowledge of anime & it’s culture, is an event I’ve always wanted to attend.
My interests began over 3 years ago when I was hired to DJ a late night rave beginning at midnight at A-Kon that year but I had just flown in and went straight to the gig and not much time to look around or any idea what I was getting myself into. I swore I’d be back and this year I made good on that promise.

Project A-KON 26 – June 5-7th – Hilton Anatole – Dallas, TX

Of course the first thing you see when you enter the hotel (after you have battled insane parking issues) is that it has been COMPLETELY taken over by the convention and nothing informs you of that greater/quicker than the sea of Cosplayers everywhere.

Unlike typical Comic Cons or gatherings catering to fans of all things nerdy/geeky, A-KON is specific to the genres of Anime & Manga which arguable gave birth to the Cosplay phenomenon. Also unlike other conventions that are usually patronized by awkward teens, families with small children and your video game enthusiasts, this place felt more like Summer Camp with no counselers. At times, unbearably chaotic (gawd I sound old) with what seemed like the vast majority were High School kids teeming with the excitement of being out of town and left to their own devices for the first time.

After checking into at the modest press room, I was out to have my own adventure to explore what the convention had to offer.
The central thing it did have in common with other conventions is the marketplace that generate the income with exhibitors selling just about anything you could imagine pertaining to this demographic.

There was also alot of music to hear & discover which I really enjoyed, especially anything that I’ve never heard of/have been exposed to and to take advantage of seeing some of these acts, that may or not be in the States performing for the first time.
In the main performance room I caught a set from 7!! (pronounced Seven Oops) from Okinawa, Japan

Apparently Seven Oops are working for the Japanese government or something because the convention wasn’t letting any photographers take photos of them nor could if find a SINGLE LIVE PHOTO of them anywhere, so my apologies for the shitty cell phone pic (that was taken in haste after being reprimanded by some teenage volunteer reminding me of their policy).

And later that evening I checked out the Steampunk Ball with a great eclectic band keeping the even more eclectic crowd on their toes.

As you can see, dressing up/cosplaying is an essential part of A-KON where at other conventions it’s clearly optional and the minority.
Because of this, it does cast a slight air of competition (and their was an official contest) and the benefit is that the costumes where more inspired and the cosplayers much more committed to the characters. I had a blast meeting and photographing cosplayers that had come from all over the country.


Later in the evening I attended one of the many panels the convention offered, this one on podcasting. As a fellow podcaster I’m always out to learn new things to make my podcast better and pick up a few new tricks here and there. Unfortunately, this panel was a complete waste of time (for anyone) that was led by three dudes that appeared to have started a podcast simply because they like to hear themselves talk. They offered literally nothing but their own insufferable elitist cadence of speaking and didn’t know anymore about podcasting than anyone else.

I bailed early on this and made my way back over to the main performance hall again, this time for the late night rave (again that I DJ’d back in 2012) this time simply as a patron here to enjoy.

That’s what really gives A-KON it’s edge is that it doesn’t end at 6pm, it goes all night and everyone is staying at this or a neighboring hotel. With the rave starting at midnight and another party beginning at 3am it fuels (and requires) the energy of teens intoxicated with the lack of supervision ready to go all night.
Thanks again to the producers of A-KON for having me back this year and I look forward to next year.

Photos – 

Roy Turner
Bill Hitt
XPC
Jim Eppes
Rose Photography
Axela
Ben Tucker

The Cosplay of Star Wars Celebration Anaheim (April 2015)

Arriving into Burbank straight from my recent adventure in Las Vegas the first thing I did was head East out to Anaheim in anticipation of attending my first Star Wars Celebration. Over the next few entries, I will do my best to bring justice to an experience that I will never forget.
Enjoy ?

Star Wars Celebration Anaheim – April 16th-19th – Anaheim Convention Center – Anaheim,CA

You’ve heard of Comic-Con & the like but what about an entire convention dedicated just to Star Wars & the culture & mythology that surrounds it & produced by the creators of the franchise so you know your getting the real deal?

Beginning back in 1999, Star Wars Celebration started as a celebration of the return of the franchise that year with The Phantom Menace, the first of the three prequels. Not an annual event, Celebration Anaheim is the first one in two years, the first to be held in the United States in three years, only the seventh one in the US, only the tenth overall, only the second time it’s been held in California and the first time since 2007.

The Cosplay of Stars Wars Celebration Anaheim –

Of course there would be no convention without the fans and Star Wars has the most obsessive, expressive, dedicated fans on the planet.
And how they choose to express their devotion visually is through the rise of Cosplay.

​Cosplay Contest 

As the popularity of cosplay has grown, many conventions have come to feature a contest surrounding cosplay that may be the main feature of the convention. Contestants present their cosplay, and often to be judged for an award, the cosplay must be self-made.

The audience is given a chance to take photos of the cosplayers. Cosplayers may compete solo or in a group. Awards are presented, and these awards may vary greatly. Generally, a best cosplayer award, a best group award, and runner-up prizes are given. Awards may also go to the best skit and a number of cosplay skill subcategories, such as master tailor, master weapon-maker, and so forth.
And trust me, there were some very innovative fans here that were in it to win it.
Check out some of these amazing fans I had the privilege of photographing.


Ladies of the Legion

There are also many subsets & communal collectives for Cosplay – In the case of Ladies of the Legion, they use their fandom to promote anti-bullying & what they call “Geek Girl Awareness” to show that the realm of sci-fi fantasy isn’t just for the nerdy dudes. There’s a wonderful organization that shows strength & community by promoting inclusion through fundraising.
Check out this amazing example of their solidarity via cosplay

Besides the obvious, this is awesome for a myriad of reasons, one specifically being that there are not alot (yet) of female characters in the Star Wars universe for them to choose from. Gotta love the pink R2-D2.


Emperor Hef & his Cosplay Bunnies

Cosplay may be presented in a number of ways and places. A subset of cosplay culture is centered on sex appeal, with cosplayers specifically choosing characters known for their attractiveness or revealing costumes.
Check out this impressive costuming & style from some of the more well-known cosplayers in the industry including Adrianne Curry & my old pal, Geek Girl Supreme Ryan Keely as Star Wars themed Playboy Bunnies.

Jennifer Newman (the amazing Admiral Ackbarr on the left) tells it:

Lauren Bregman of Castle Corsetry was the mastermind of this group. She’s an extremely talented pattern maker and seamstress, and she personally hand drafted all of the custom corseted bunny suit patterns for each girl. With the help of her team and many of the bunnies, the costumes for this group have been in the works for a year but really came together in the last 2 months of non-stop sewing parties. Everyone involved has been a life long fan of the Star Wars franchise, and we were so happy to be able to show off Lauren’s gorgeous costumes and all of our hard work to fellow fans at Celebration!”

Because of the mass sex appeal, Cosplay has influenced the advertising industry, in which cosplayers are often hired for event work previously assigned to agency models. Thus, new variant of cosplay has developed in which cosplayers attend events mainly for the purpose of modeling their characters for still photography. Some cosplayers have since transformed their hobby into profitable, professional careers thus introducing the Pro Cosplayer,

Joanie Brosas 

In addition to the more established cosplayers, there are more on the rise.
Meet Joanie Brosas –  While discussing cosplay & especially pro cosplayers there is sometimes expressed dissent of genuinity vs. appropriation. I first met Joanie earlier this year at the Salt Lake City Comic-Con in her native state of Utah & trust me this girl is a true nerd who also just happens to be impossibly attractive. Seriously, no one is doing cosplay this legit, this hot & with such a fun, positive attitude.
Her Twitter feed is a delight of socially engaging inquiries, inspired photos & body/image positive messages that promote acceptance of all.


The appearance of cosplayers at these public events makes them a popular draw for photographers. And again because alot of the costuming is designed to maximize sex appeal, thankfully rules of etiquette have been developed to minimize awkward situations involving boundaries. While a bit bummed for their necessity, I was pleased to see banners declaring Cosplay is Not Consent all throughout the convention making the rules clear.

Is it an expression of fandom? is it based on necessity out of the lack of female characters? is it an absurd appropriation in the vein of sexy cop, nurse, firefighter on Halloween? Are non-nerd model types appropriating the entire genre as just another gig? Does anyone care? I would argue that it would be difficult to tell anyone that dressing up as any character that gives you attention that makes people happy that gives you esteem and could even be paid for it is somehow not fun and wrong.

Here are some other great Cosplayers that injected some much needed femininity into the Star Wars Universe –

The Slave Leias

And for the more free-er of spirits, who were in fact probably the majority which is a wonderful thing to see so many girls so comfortable and not feeling threatened most likely thanks to the rules in place that I mentioned earlier, was naturally the Princess Leia Slave Bikini from Return of the Jedi.
And they were everywhere

Stay tuned as the next (& final) post of Star Wars Celebration will cover other Cosplayers, May the 4th Be With You parties & much more.

Photos – 

Roy Turner
Albini Johnson
Justin Davidson
Manny Llanura
Enrico Adato
Sean Snydon

Star Wars Celebration Anaheim Days III & IV – Panels w/ Mark Hamill & Billie Dee Williams + Closing Ceremonies & more (April 2015)

Arriving into Burbank straight from my recent adventure in Las Vegas the first thing I did was head East out to Anaheim in anticipation of attending my first Star Wars Celebration. Over the next few entries, I will do my best to bring justice to an experience that I will never forget.
Enjoy ?

Star Wars Celebration Anaheim – April 16th-19th – Anaheim Convention Center – Anaheim,CA

You’ve heard of Comic-Con & the like but what about an entire convention dedicated just to Star Wars & the culture & mythology that surrounds it & produced by the creators of the franchise so you know your getting the real deal?

Beginning back in 1999, Star Wars Celebration started as a celebration of the return of the franchise that year with The Phantom Menace, the first of the three prequels. Not an annual event, Celebration Anaheim is the first one in two years, the first to be held in the United States in three years, only the seventh one in the US, only the tenth overall, only the second time it’s been held in California and the first time since 2007.


April 18th – Day 3

On the third day I had more time to walk around & check out the showroom floor & investigate some of the more social activities they had scheduled.
When you think of the sheer scope of the Star Wars legacy, you have to ask yourself – “What has been this HUGE for THIS long?” So you know that has to include celebrity fans & I spotted some that were here just as fans & some also in a professional capacity but not to promote their brand but because of their love for Star Wars. Among them were:




Darren Hayes from Savage Garden –

Hayes has been succesful with a second act of podcaster with his “The He Said She Said Show”

Weird Al Yankovich (no big surprise there) (left)
& Jeordie White aka Twiggy Ramirez from Marilyn Manson (right)

I spotted WWE/NXT’s Corey Graves who was here shooting a spot for his new web series for the WWE Network called Culture Shock


Star Wars Speed Dating

Like in Salt Lake City I’m starting to see a theme here – nerds are usually socially awkward so why not give them help with a conceptualized dating game?

Participants, all over the age of 18, were seated in front of each other, and had three minutes to make a lasting impression before moving on to the next person.
Organizers discouraged people from talking about what they did for a living or where they lived. Rather urged them to focus on their common interest – “Star Wars.”

Rancho Obi-Wan Experience

One of the highlights was Steve Sansweet’s Rancho Obi-Wan Experience, which offered visitors just a small glimpse into the variety of sheer passion that goes into the world of Star Wars collecting. Rancho Obi-Wan itself is home to the world’s largest privately-owned Star Wars collection housed in Sonoma County just outside of Petaluma, California. Visiting the mecca of Star Wars collecting museum is not an easy task for most,  but for the thousands of visitors to Star Wars Celebration Anaheim, the Rancho Obi-Wan Experience was part of your daily admission.

Throughout the space, once you’re inside, is an open floor. The treasures are on the walls, from floor to ceiling (or top of the wall actually) and focus on how Star Wars fans have made Star Wars their own through their artwork, sculptures, shrines, custom figures and more. It really is a magical menagerie and what you see here you won’t find anywhere else… at least not likely.  If you want displays of old merchandise, there’s websites and books dedicated to all of that. Here, you’ll find an endless array of inspiration made by the fans.

The highlight of the experience is a rather large oil panting titled The 20th Century Space Opera by Robert Xavier Burden. It’s a masterpiece that only those who grew up with Kenner Action Figures could truly appreciate, but it’s such a magnificent piece of art that anyone who just loves Star Wars will love it as well.

Met with the people behind Rancho Obi-Wan. Steve Sansweet, Anne Neumann were on hand to sign copies of their new book “Inspired by the Force: Star Wars Fan Artifacts & Art”. The 72 page book is just the first volume in a series, “The Treasures of Rancho Obi-Wan”. If you were unable to visit the experience, this book is the next best thing.

Star Wars Rebels Season Two Premier

I felt bad actually because as I mentioned although I’m a huge Star Wars fan, I would rank about 99,000 on the list of this six-figure crowd compared to their enthusiasm. EVERYONE was buzzing about something called Star Wars Rebels – even the press agents were warning me that I had to there early to get my wristband etc and when I did arrive their was such a buzz around it.
Here’s the deal I had no idea until I was inside the screening hall in my seat that this thing even existed let alone that this was the beginning of Season Two.

The reason I mention my guilt is because their were others outside not getting to see it that have been anticipating this for months & were heartbroken when they didn’t get in, whereas I new nothing at all & when I discovered it was a cartoon I wanted to leave immediately. I stayed because it was my job to, & what a dickhead I would be to forgo something that so many others would love to witness.

What I saw were the first two episodes of Season Two – the two-part “The Siege of Lothal”

Vader has a softer look than one might expect, without the almost robotic movements that gave weight to his limbs in the Original Trilogy, but by the end of the episode he is utterly convincing. A tense fight scene establishes Vader’s power & as he stands with his hand raised, surrounded by flames, I can believe in this Vader, and in how much he outclasses half-trained Jedi Ezra and Kanan.

The episodes drives home the fact that this is the end of the Rebel cell’s operations on Lothal, at least for the near future. Ezra has seen not one, but two homesteads destroyed, and Kanan’s efforts to disguise himself could not hide him from the Empire’s strongest enforcer.

Talking to Myself  Mark Hamill & James Arnold Taylor

One of my greatest passions in life is the art of voice acting, some of the people I admire & respect the most in my life are voice actors. I consider Mel Blanc a God & recently visited his gravesite in Hollywood. The actors that have voiced the cartoons I grew up with are some of my greatest inspirations. Sometimes I sigh with regret that I didn’t make it my chosen profession.

In this special panel Mark Hamill & James Arnold Taylor promised a celebration of both men’s careers in voice acting and in the Star Wars franchise, a promise that was certainly delivered.

After Taylor’s show he returned to interview Mark Hamill and discuss both his career in Star Wars and his career in voice acting. One of the first topics was the latest teaser for The Force Awakens. Hamill was one of the first to screen it since he had to record the voiceover and, as it turns out, J. J. Abrams used mostly the original dialogue from Return of the Jedi with the new recording as a slight reverb (something I hadn’t noticed until after hearing this story).



One of the most fun reveals of the interview was the anecdote Hamill told about finding out that George Lucas wanted him back for Episode VII. It happened in what Hamill described as a somewhat offhand request to be in the upcoming movie. While Carrie Fisher exuberantly accepted, Hamill kept his cool while his inner-self freaked out—a moment he describes as being when he knew he was a great actor because he was able to contain his excitement.

Empire Strikes Back/Return of the Jedi Double Feature

Like the two previous evenings, the night concluded with a double-feature playing the six films from both trilogies in order, this time concluding with parts V & VI & what are generally considered the best of the whole series – the Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi




I need not tell you how important & truly timeless these two films are (but I will haha) Empire is widely considered the best of the six films & with good reason.
We are introduced to Yoda, Lando Calrissian & the planet Hoth & just for the Father reveal alone puts this as one of the greatest films ever, regardless of genre.

However, I’m not a revisionist and though I’m able to look at the six films objectively as an adult & probably would consider Episode III to be the best of the films (eat it haters) none of them will ever mean as much to me as Return of the Jedi. I was 9 years old when it hit theaters & the memory of my mother taking me to see it on that unforgettable day will always live as one of my most cherished. Though technically I saw a bit of Star Wars in the theater (my sister was watching Grease for the 30th time and when we went to pick her up I remember us sneaking into see a bit of it while we waited for her) & had the figures from Empire, it wasn’t until Jedi that I was of the age to really get it & get into it and the promotional lead up to the film was the greatest shit ever. Every kid my age clearly remembers collecting the glasses from Burger King like your life depended on it.
Everything about Jedi is iconic, the introduction of the Ewoks, Leia’s Slave Bikini (wait till we get to the Cosplay portion of this series of entries as if any further proof is needed) to the great reveal at the end.

And just like the night before, the crowd in attendance was maniacle in their enthusiasm and thunderous in their delivery. I hadn’t seen either film since the Special Editions came out years ago (& yes the crowd booed LOUDLY at the end of Jedi of Hayden Christiansen’s super imposement).

April 19th – Day 4 (Final Day)

So I get to the Convention Center for the final day that was still loaded with amazing events –

Billie Dee Williams: Baron of Smooth

For his panel, Billy Dee Williams, who played Lando Calrissian in the above mentioned Empire Strikes Back & Return of the Jedi, was billed as the “Baron of Smooth.”

But as he took the stage he insisted that – notwithstanding Calrissian’s undeniable suaveness and those old Colt 45 commercials – his reputation for smoothness was overstated.

“I don’t know why everybody thinks I’m smooth,” said Williams, who turned 78 this month. “I think I’m just a pretty silly person, really.”

Fans listened respectfully throughout an hourlong conversation as Williams talked about his early roles in films such as “Brian’s Song” and “Lady Sings the Blues,” his more recent stint on “Dancing With the Stars” and his love of painting. But this was a “Star Wars” convention, and what they most wanted to hear about, of course, was Lando Calrissian.

Calrissian occupies an ambiguous place in “Star Wars” mythology, not quite an unadulterated hero but not a villain either. On the one hand, the administrator of Cloud City (and original owner of the Millennium Falcon) is a likable, charming rogue. On the other, without his betrayal, Han Solo wouldn’t have ended up frozen in carbonite. Then again, Darth Vader had him over a barrel – and he did later join the Rebel Alliance and lead the attack on the second Death Star so … it’s complicated.

Williams said he hasn’t minded being branded as a traitor by some “Star Wars” fans over the years. In fact, he’s kind of enjoyed it.

“I thought it was fun and amusing – especially when you have a 10-year-old kid threatening your life,” he said. He recalled one young fan who once confronted him with particular ferocity. “I thought, ‘God if this kid had a gun in his hand, I would have been dead.’ ”

The actor debunked longstanding rumors that he had initially auditioned for the role of Han Solo, saying he was drawn from the start to Calrissian’s complexity.

“I had ideas about him – I thought he had a lot of interesting characteristics and idiosyncrasies,” Williams said. He paused, then added dryly, “But the cape was the key.”

Calrissian and his cape continue to live on in the wider “Star Wars” universe. This summer Marvel will release a new comic book titled “Lando,” chronicling Calrissian’s adventures before he ended up in Cloud City. He will also be featured in the next season of the Disney XD series “Star Wars Rebels,” with Williams providing the voice.

Near the end of the panel, at the urging of fans, the new teaser for “Star Wars: Episode VII — The Force Awakens” was shown yet again – despite the fact that Williams does not appear in the film.

When it was done, the actor waited a beat and said, “It’s only missing one element.” The crowd broke into a chant of “Lando! Lando!”

Smooth.

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During the closing ceremony for Star Wars Celebration, Lucasfilm head of fan relations took to the stage to announce the next Star Wars Celebration will be held in London, July 15-17 2016. Tickets for the event will go on sale tomorrow.

The closing ceremony for the weekend in Anaheim was a summary of the entire event, with the trailer for Star Wars Rebels season 2 shown, a brief video synopsis of the sights in and around the event, and ended with one more look at that sweet, sweet Star Wars: The Force Awakens teaser.

There was a fleeting moment where it almost seemed as though the air date for the first episode of Star Wars Rebels season 2 was going to be shown, but host James Arnold Taylor was able to reign it back in. We were there for the premiere of the first episode of the new season of Star Wars Rebels and can say you should probably be excited.

This was such a wonderful experience –  I can’t say enough about how well run this convention was. If you go to alot of cons, you know that isn’t always the case but here it was run as smooth as Billie Dee Williams by a Class A organization. Endless thanks to Jason Bartelstone for inviting me making sure I was taken care of throughout the festival.

There’s still more to come however, stay tuned for the Cosplay of Star Wars Celebration Anaheim coming this week!

Photos – 

Roy Turner
Mark Eades
David Yeh

Star Wars Celebration Anaheim Day II – Panels w/ Carrie Fisher & Ray Park + Revenge of the Sith in 3-D & much more (April 2015)

Arriving into Burbank straight from my recent adventure in Las Vegas the first thing I did was head East out to Anaheim in anticipation of attending my first Star Wars Celebration. Over the next few entries, I will do my best to bring justice to an experience that I will never forget.
Enjoy ?

Star Wars Celebration Anaheim – April 16th-19th – Anaheim Convention Center – Anaheim,CA

You’ve heard of Comic-Con & the like but what about an entire convention dedicated just to Star Wars & the culture & mythology that surrounds it & produced by the creators of the franchise so you know your getting the real deal?

Beginning back in 1999, Star Wars Celebration started as a celebration of the return of the franchise that year with The Phantom Menace, the first of the three prequels. Not an annual event, Celebration Anaheim is the first one in two years, the first to be held in the United States in three years, only the seventh one in the US, only the tenth overall, only the second time it’s been held in California and the first time since 2007.

April 17th – Day 2

After a crazy fun filled day yesterday to start the convention with the jaw-dropping Episode VII panel & the showing of the new trailer to uncountable great moments, I was eager to get the second day started.

Ray Park: The Man, The Sith, The Legend – 

So why not start with a panel with the man that played one of the most unforgettable characters, Darth Maul with Martial Arts legend Ray Park.


As Darth Maul in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace, Park helped create the most well-known and popular villain in the franchise since fellow
Sith Darth Vader.
Before getting into the role, which was the first acting job for the wushu fighter, there was a lot of talk about training. Park’s prowess as a martial artist is well-known, and he stated that he had practiced the aforementioned wushu, Shaolin techniques and kickboxing before being discovered & as a dedication to his craft, ballet.

When first given the double-sided lightsaber, he realized that the construction would make it hard to do anything with it without slicing himself. So he went to
George Lucas and asked for a change.
“He was cool, though. He just said to go ahead and flip it,” said Park, referring to making the hilt longer and easier to handle. His relationship with Lucas also extended to who Darth Maul was and how he should play him.
“I asked George and he said, ‘Whatever you want him to be.’ He was really open to my interpretation,” said Park.

Park, after showing some training videos & him on set, then went into a demonstration with the host –

The death scene at the end of the film, for a while, effectively ended Darth Maul and Ray Park’s “Star Wars” relationship
Park showed one more video. It was the reworked scene, displaying how the fight should have ended with Obi-won.  In it, a charging Obi-won runs in for the battle and falls into the large pit where Darth Maul eventually met his death.

Questions included the topics of training in the desert, wushu training vs. film training and a last one asking Park to contact Disney and have them make a solo Darth Maul project. Park responded to that final question by saying that he’d not eat, get ripped and be repainted to take on the role again.

Date with a Princess: Carrie Fisher

If Carrie Fisher has anything in common with Princess Leia,  it might be her impulsive attitude.
In this panel, Fisher, 58, told racy jokes, autographed the host’s shoes, took pictures with fans and even made out with a fan in the audience (& apparently it wasn’t even close to the first time).


Not unlike when I attended her brief, last minute panel earlier this year at the Salt Lake City Comic-Con, she came out even a hotter mess, barefoot, again with her dog, again demanding Coca-Cola and again rambling like an insane person.

What she didn’t do was talk much about Star Wars: The Force Awakens, the upcoming seventh installment in the space opera.
Fisher reprises her Leia role in the new film, due out in December, but said she couldn’t “figure out what I was supposed to not tell.”
“I think they keep me away from stuff because they know that I have an inadvertently big mouth,”.

When asked about her reasons for auditioning for the role some three decades ago, Fisher said she couldn’t recall.
“You have a bad memory when you get older and if you do LSD,” she quipped.

She described a raucous night when she was staying at the London home of Monty Python actor Eric Idle during the filming of Empire Strikes Back, Idle had invited members of the Rolling Stones over, and Fisher called her castmates to join them.

“We had a really early call, but you sort of have to measure, Rolling Stones, early call, Rolling Stones, early call … so we decided on both,” she said. “They’re a partying bunch of guys. … We stayed up pretty late , then we got to the set about two hours late & when you watch the movie, it’s one of the few times that Harrison and I are smiling as we arrive in Cloud City.”
Then she added, “Doesn’t that sound like a euphemism?”

It was one of many flirty moments throughout the panel including referring to her character as “quite the space slut” and offering pecks on the cheek for fans who asked questions during the panels Q&A portion. And as I mentioned above, for one audience member who asked for a photograph she impulsively grabbed him and aggressively kissing him.


You can tell she LOVES the attention & enjoys even more the shock value cause apparently this is like a regular thing for her at this types of events.
Nothing wrong with kissing whomever you want for whatever consenting reasons, but I have to add that she just comes off so…trashy.
The way she talks is like a drunk Lucille Ball & she just seems perputually out of it, super hard to take and at time downright painful to listen to.
I hate that because hello? She’s Princess freaking Leia.

Prior to the panel their was a Princess Leia look-alike contest –

Surprisingly not a single slave-bikini in the bunch given how many I saw there (stay tuned for the Cosplay of the Celebration coming in a few days) but I think that these fans were more serious-minded & not to say that the Slave-Leias aren’t serious about their cosplay but the intentions appear to be singular. I know that ‘s a sweeping generalization that could even border being offensive but I’m simply saving it for the later post.

One Big Story: Working Within the Star Wars Canon

Lucasfilm’s quasi-reboot of the Star Wars canon was one of the most controversial decisions in the company’s four-decade history. So, a small group representing Lucasfilm and its largest publishing partners attempted to explain how they work together to tell new stories in the Star Wars universe and how that storytelling proceeds under the direction of the Lucasfilm Story Group.

The panelists were:

Michael Siglain, Director, Creative Franchise, Lucasfilm Publishing
Jennifer Heddle, Senior Editor for Fiction, LucasBooks
Leland Chee, Manager of the Holocron, Lucasfilm (Story Group member)
Pablo Hidalgo, Creative Executive, Lucasfilm (Story Group member)
Shelly Shapiro Editor-at-Large, Del Rey Books
Jordan White, Star Wars Editor, Marvel Comics
C.B. Sebulski, Senior Vice President of Creative & Creator Development, Marvel
Sadie Smith, Managing Editor, DK Publishing

I should disclaim that while not exactly a casual fan, historically I’ve only been interested in just the six (& the upcoming 7th) movies in the main sequence.
I’ve never seen any of the animated tie-ins like The Clone Wars or Rebels, never cared about or read anything in what is referred to as the Expanded Universe & until recently didn’t even know of it’s existence.
Let me make a parallel for a second – I’m also deeply invested in professional wrestling, but again I’m only interested in the main weekly product on WWE.
It was only last year that I started exploring it’s expanded universe that not only has it given me such a better understanding of wrestling but also way more product to enjoy. It was with this mindset that led me to this panel.
Primarily, like with wrestling, I wanna be part of the conversation & I’ve found myself not appreciating certain impacts without knowing the back stories.

The panel did a pretty good job of explaining how they work together that is such a daunting task I was exhausted just listening to the levels of collaboration let alone participating. A cynic could say that the whole thing was just a commercial to sell the upcoming book – The Ultimate Star Wars – that they are touting is an absolute comprehensive guide that holds the whole thing together.

They would be right to an extent but it also doesn’t mean that the book isn’t effective as demonstrated when Chee answered several of the audiences questions by hysterically looking up the answer in the book.

Revenge of the Sith (in 3-D)/Star Wars Double Feature

A major highlight for me at this convention was they were screening all six of the films in order. This is something that I’ve always wanted to do, but have never had the time to sit down or even over a few days and pull it off. At the very least I’ve always wanted to watch Revenge of the SIth, the final film of the prequels with A New Hope, the first film in the original trilogy as a double-feature to experience that quantum leap and that what was happening tonight as they had already began with the first two films the night before. And ROTS (probably my fave of them all) was gonna be in 3-D for the first time!

Before the film aired, both Dennis Muren and Ian McDiarmid took the stage to introduce this premiere screening. McDiarmid spoke shortly about George Lucas approaching him about doing the prequels and how unaware he was that he’d have to polish his lightsaber skills by the final film.
Dennis Muren, who got the 3D conversion rolling with help from Prime Focus, mentioned how the depth they added helped the opening space battle



I was more excited about this double-feature than anything else the Celebration was offering but it was also (thankfully) the only time that the staff almost failed me.
Ask anyone that’s ever been to any convention of any kind & you know that asking for information your going to get an answer from a volunteer that actually knows less than you do, or worse those that suddenly feel they’ve been deputized into an elite squadron that gives them right to treat you like shit.
I can’t say enough about how well this convention was run by it’s producers but on this day minutes before this screening I was about to have to kick some wiseguy volunteer ass. The press office had left a screening pass for me but no one could tell me where to pick it up. After calmly explaining the situation to a particular volunteer that was unwilling to help and was abusive to me, I finally just pushed past him and gave him a look that made it clear to him that he was doing the right thing for himself by not hassling me any further.

Ok, I’m in, have my 3-D glasses on, the room is packed with screaming fans and I’m ready to do this.
I love this movie so much and I think it’s probably the most important of all the different story arcs.
What made it so fun, is sure I’ve seen this movie a dozen times, but never in 3-D and certainly not with such an emotional crowd that would cheer and explode with each classic scene or revelation.


The overall conversion made it easy to really tell the layers of depth the 3D process gives a film.
The lightsabers of Mace and Yoda being held out towards the screen & Force Lightning from Emperor Palpatine really added a jolt to his electrical storm, fizzling and flashing brightly and right up in your face.
Other examples of the added effects were Vader takes his first breath under the mask and when he’s being lifted upright on the surgical table.
& most importantly from the Vader faceplate being lowered down onto his face (my fave scene in any of the six films) as it made it feel like it was being lowered on your actual face.

This was so much fun, and normally I would say that a rowdy crowd would have annoyed me but honestly they made this experience for me this time, their enthusiasm was inspiring & so palpable I would brace myself when I could feel it coming. A very special evening indeed, & holy shit, we only have 10 minutes before we start
Star Wars!


I haven’t seen Star Wars on the big screen since the updated version hit theaters in 1997, so that’s almost 20 years & I’m not sure I’ve seen it all the way through since then either. I know that sounds like blasphemy as most people in this audience watch this movie a dozen times or more a year.
However it made it new again as I’ve realized I’ve seen Revenge of the Sith way more times than the original film and for a guy my age for some that’s grounds for treason. And I couldn’t exaggerate how watching it back-to-back with ROTS helped me understand & appreciate the lineage of the story and really nourished my love of these films.

And again, the crowd hadn’t tired which each classic sequence, a tidal wave of emotion & appreciation would ensue. Has anything ever been this big for this long?



Thanks for following along, much more to come in this series with Days 3-4 + a very large piece on all the Cosplay at the convention with tons of pics.
Stay tuned!

Photos – 

Roy Turner
Celebration Staff
LucasFilm acrchives

Scenes from the 2015 Texas Pinball Festival

It’s that time of year again!

Texas Pinball Festival – March 27th-29th – Embassy Suites – Frisco,TX

When I returned from the Texas Pinball Festival last year and was telling my girlfriends’ father about my adventures, he was remiss and expressed interest in joining me the following year. Well that time has come and we’ve talked about it almost non-stop for a year in anticipation of this year’s event.

Day 1 – Friday March 27th

After commuting each day last year all the way from Arlington (over two hours round trip) & in the name of commaraderie of a guy’s weekend I booked us a hotel. The Embassy Suites where the festival was taking place was full but their are a myriad of nice hotels within walking distance & after much deliberation I settled on The Aloft.
Excited to get our weekend started her father Pete & I arrived at exactly the allowed check-in time of 3pm only to have to wait for over an hour before our room was ready. This being Frisco whom adheres to a class system apparently, cleans the larger, nicer rooms FIRST even if their is no one waiting on them the nice young man at the front desk candidly disclosed. Those like me who have a smaller room, well we will just have to wait – and the waiting wasn’t entirely unbearable – they even had a pool table in the lobby next to a bar.

But after 7 games and becoming increasingly annoyed I demanded that we be given a room even if they had to upgrade us at no additional cost which ultimately after having no choice, they did.
After getting settled Pete and I make the short, pleasant walk to begin our weekend of pinball.

After picking up our credentials packet, we entered the main floor for the first time to be greeted with the familiar sounds of the arcades that we grew up in, but even louder. And the best welcome committee I could have hoped for with the first machines you see as you enter were the much anticipated Wrestlemania 2015 machines (just in time for Wrestlemania weekend), the much talked about Acrylic Pinball Project & with fingers crossed I had hoped we would see Earthshaker and Theater of Magic pins and their they all were right at the start.

Officially here as a member of the press, I spent the first night visiting the many vendor booths, conducting interviews, taking photos and playing some of the more anticipated games before the mad rush that will no doubt engulf this place tomorrow, before heading over the tournament area for Friday’s qualifying round.

Pinballz Arcade in Austin, a place that I visit religiously when I’m in town  –

Game Over Games in Arlington – Discovered it’s existence after meeting the propreitors here – Two really cool guys that in the spirit of Wrestlemania weekend I bought two of the original WWE games for the NES for my buddy Chris’s son that’s starting to explore and become passionate about older systems. Excited to check out their location.

Soon it was time to head over to one of the larger ballrooms for Gary Stern from the legendary Stern Pinball manufacturing company to give a lecture about the current state of his company and pinball in general.

 Gary Stern 

I wouldn’t dream of offering up any disrespect to what many (myself included) consider to be the Godfather of Pinball, Gary Stern.
As someone that has done more for this medium than anyone in history and is the living ambassador for it’s cause. However, in the interest of honesty I have to admit that Stern didn’t really have much to offer in the way of furthering anyone’s knowledge of the sale and purchase of pinball. In fact he appeared somewhat intoxicated and even lobbied his philosphy that booze and pinball “go hand in hand”. He was repetitive and the only thing he did offer to the maybe few scattered dozen attendees was the novelty of seeing a living legend of his chosen profession.
Now it was time to participate in the evening’s qualifying round for the tournament –

The rules and structure of the tournament are incredibly disorganized and discouraging to the competitor to wit I will give much space of this blog to on the next day.
After weathering that storm a bit we walked around to locate & play the newest models that were being introduced this year as well as my faves, the customs.

New pins from X-Men & The Walking Dead


Whoa Nellie (that featured some very… interesting artwork, & unique cabinet….sadly those were the only two things that were interesting about this novelty pin)


and the headliner of the fesitival, the long-awaited Big Lebowski pin – 

This thing was even cooler than the hype, complete with a White Russian – Surrounding it was a curtained partition for several reasons:

1) This machine has yet passed the licensing process.
2)  If you’ve ever seen the movie, this pin celebrates it’s adults-only dialogue.
3)  It was surely the attraction of the festival with the longest lines and this would ensure no one would be hanging on or abusing the machine.

The even presented it as you can see above on the rug that “really tied the room together” from the movie – the dude abides.

Not to be outdone, my faves, the one of kind customs – and holy shit this one is of Spinal Tap!!

Sadly, this first day was the only time I saw this machine operational. These festivals are beatings on the machines and the poor guy had a sign attached to it that depricated “This machine is (obviously) a work in progress” – Good job sir.
After a successful first day we headed back to the hotel to get some rest in anticipation of a very long, fun and busy day tomorrow.

Day 2 – Saturday March 28th

The day started with the annual Swap Meet that’s held in the parking lot that was almost compromised at first to weather conditions so we caught just the tail end of it that yielded a fraction of what was offered last year.

After playing for a few more hours it was still early so we decided to head back to the hotel to enjoy it a bit as well as wait for the arrival of Brooks, Pete’s son-in-law who was going to be joining us today. Our female counterparts were enjoying a girl’s day at the theater so we were gonna enjoy a guy’s day of being nerds.
After Brooks arrived we hung at the pool for a bit – though too cold to enjoy the water, I decided to polar bear that shit and dive in. Though I thought I would regret it, it actually felt great.
After changing the three of us headed back over to the convention as I was eager to show the main floor to Brooks and get him involved in the tournament.

Ahhhh, the tournament – As mentioned above, this tournament was riddled with such baffling dysfunction with a format that even those organizing couldn’t seem to explain to anyone. It was discouraging to say the least with no direction or sense of what was at stake or if you were progressing.
To participate it goes a little something like this:

Anyone is allowed to enter the qualifying round because you pay money for this opportunity at $3 a ticket or 2 for $5 and they are not in the business of refusing anyone’s money. Then you give said ticket to an attendant of one of the six different tournaments,all being qualified for simultaneoulsy and then select one of six games to play on. Then after you have played the one game your ticket entitles you to, you then raise your hand for an available attendant to record it, which depending on wi-fi speed can take longer than the actual game you just played.

Now, THAT is the easy part – the rest of the time you are standing around fielding questions from other compeiitors who like you, have NO IDEA what is going on and how qualification is reached. Then you have the elitists – yes you heard me, just like anything in life their are those that take it too far and act like total self-absorbed pricks. Their was one guy, I really wish I had a pic of him so you could see just how phallic his head is shaped and how punch-able his face was. He would get so worked up he would kick and hit the machines and abuse those around him. One time while waiting in line, he was about six people behind me when the machine he was waiting on, Tales from the Crypt, the same machine I was waiting on became available he skips the line and attempts to proceed past me when I stop him and he retorts “Well then go play it then!” to which I reply in my best Seinfeld voice “No George, you go right ahead, you seem to be in quite the hurry”.
Humilliated as the others in line laughed, he screams “I’m NOT IN A HURRY I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO PLAY instead of standing around like a bunch of lemmings!!”.
The fact that I was here in a professional capacity, with what could potentially be my future father & brother-in-law, didn’t wish to become banned from my favorite annual event nor sour a much championed weekend we have long looked forward to, did well collectively to prevent me from shoving Mr. Clean and his attitude through the back glass of the Dr. Who machine.

The real culprit actually besides the total misdirection was methinks that the only “structure” that seemed evident here was “the more you pay, the more you play, your greater chances of advancing are” the setup being quantity of play, not the quality of anyone game – meaning now it reeked of a fairground scam were I’m trying to win the big plush bear that will eventually cost me more than what the doll is worth than chasing a pinball crown.

Here was the final straw: At 4:30pm the three of us sat in front of the monitors waiting for our names to hopefully appear that we had advanced to the finals. Those lists were to be finalized at 5pm for Finals Tournament Play to begin at 530pm promptly, but once again NO ONE COULD FIGURE OUT nor tell us what any of the lists meant!
Soon 5pm turned into 530pm and then 6pm still with no score sheet (or expalanation/apology) in sight and now without the fleet of food trucks that had graced the sidewalk last night we were now not only mad but hungry.
I told the guys to go on and eat without me and for awhile I thought they had until finally after waiting for over 2 hrs I turned to head to the restaurant they said they’d be at across the street only to see them still waiting for me in the name of solidarity.
I thanked them and said “Fuck this, let’s eat”, before leaving my name and number with a fellow competitor that was still soldering on, asking him to text me if my name was on the list.

On the way to the restaurant, Wild Pitch, I did what any guy would do on a dude’s only weekend, I made crude jokes that I hoped that the place was a Breastaurant – totally in jest & completely innocent and void of any prior knowledge. That’s why it was so funny when the greeter said “Holly will show you to your seats” and if the tiny crop top she was wearing wasn’t suggestive enough, when she turned so we could follow her, she (along with the other female wait staff) was wearing shorts that had more in common with thong underwear.

When we got to our seats, I could barely contain myself – for three reasons:

1) I was half lit from all the beers Pete had been buying me all day.
2) The hilarity that my objectifying prophecy had come true.
3) Men at their most debased fall into two catergories – a) Boob Men b) Ass Men
I am an ass man to a degree that Sir-Mix-A-Lot couldn’t fathom at a fashion show for yoga pants – This place was a pioneer in uncharted waters – It could only be          coined as an Ass-taurant. I had found my magnetic North.

A few times we saw some of the bartenders come out from behind the bar to learn that apparently they are held to even more ass-revealing standard of the enforced dress code of g-strings. Bless you WIld Pitch.

Soon the food arrived as well as a text congratulating me that I had made the finals – With my friends, burgers & beer in tow, March Madness in the background and
tear-inducing ass as far as the eye could see, I washed my hands of it and replied back, thanks but no thanks. Not for nothing, but stupfying disorder or not, what kinda nerd would I be to give this up to go back to playing pinball, especially when we still had the whole night & tomorrow left?

Day 3 – Sunday March 29th – Final day as well as Wrestlemania Sunday

So after enjoying breakfast at the hotel and getting a good workout in, Pete & I talk the walk back to the convention one last time.
Today was the day to just ourselves for a few hours, hit some games we hadn’t had the chance to yet, meet and talk with more people and take fan photos.

Besides the Big Lebowski pin, the festival easily belonged to Jersey Jack with their side-by-side customs of the Hobbit & Wizard of Oz.


Lines for both stretched the length of the ballroom and why it wasn’t until Sunday that I finally to got to play them. They are both, gorgeous, amazing looking machines and the Oz was not only the best machine I played at the festival, but one of the best ever.

I kept waiting for this rawker to pop out of the box –

Stern came large last year with their Metallica pin that was the highlight of the festival, but I’ve heard nothing about a Master of Puppets follow-up and so soon.
So we’ll just have to wait & see…..

Along with the rows and rows of pinball, another great attraction is the area of vintage arcade games, many in different formats than the standards, like tabletop or cocktail cabinets.

One I had my eye on the most was this amazing custom version of Dragon’s Lair that the owner had modified into a widescreen version easily twice the size of the original. I was drawn to it, not only for it’s one-of-kind qualities, but as any kid who grew up in arcades in the 1980s will tell you, Dragon’s Lair is the holy grail in any format.
The entire weekend I would see the same guy playing it non-stop (yet always gracious to offer anyone waiting a turn before continuing) always with a huge crowd around him. They crowd was split into two factions:

1) People who had never seen or heard of the game before and though over 30 years old it’s technology so far ahead of it’s time, many thought was a new game with it’s movie-like graphics being introduced for the first time.
2) Older people like me who were not only pleased just to see the game again, but recognized something we could only dream about, this dude was entering the lair to slay the dragon! The famed final screen!

Meet Barry – after watching him “chase the dragon” all weekend only to fall short, on the final day I happened to turn the corner and witness him finally complete his quest.


I had met his lovely wife Stacy, the most supportive and patient wife any enthusiast could possibly hope for, fill me on his agenda while we both watched him play so I was pleased to see him accomplish his goal and be there to witness it.

And of course the fans having a good time –

 

All in all it was a good year, didn’t quite have the vibe and selection as last year and I insist they get those tournaments under control before I decide to participate again but I support this festival wholeheartedly and what a gem to have to enjoy each year. Much thanks as always to my man Paul for having us again. We’ll see you next year!

Photos – 

Roy Turner
Pat Regen

Salt Lake City Comic Con 2015 Day 2 – Fan Experience w/ Carrie Fisher, Sci-Fi Dating, cosplay galore & more

After a long crazy week of attending two film festivals in tandum the week did not end there. As a life-long nerd it behooved me to stay in town at the invitation of attending one of the largest & reputable comic-cons in the country. Here is the second & final day of that adventure.

Salt Lake City Comic-Con – Jan 29-31st – Salt Palace Convention Center – Salt Lake City, UT

Jan 31st

So I arrived even earlier today for the last of the convention in spite of the late night last night at the FanX 15 after-party. How about we start this morning
with Princess Leia?

FanX15 Experience w/ Carrie Fisher

Carrie Fisher’s panel was a last-minute addition to the panel schedule & it was only scheduled for half an hour, which means after all the people sat down & introductions were made there was less than 20 minutes with Fisher on stage.
Here are two things (& really the only things) you need to know about this panel or the current of state of Carrie Fisher as a whole.

One: Carrie Fisher is now completely unrecognizable – Sure people get older but somehow retain the look & feel of how we remember them. Not her, she has turned a corner somewhere where she doesn’t look like anybody you would recognize (& sorry for being insensitive) but she also looks OLD AS FUCK.

Second: She also is apparently batshit crazy now (or always was?) as she refused to appear without her dog on the panel and all of the over-priced VIP photos she took with fans, the dog was also IN THE PHOTO.

This is just a sample – once on stage, Fisher requested a Coca-cola from the audience, it seemed like a joke until someone rushed to the stage, can in hand. Fisher is the kind of Coke drinker when you ask if Pepsi is okay, will look disappointed and request something else. The first person to bring a can to the stage learned this the hard way, but alas there was a savior in the audience.

He ran up with a can of the good stuff and earned a kiss from Fisher, which naturally got a huge roar from the audience. Once she got settled, she talked a bit about how her mother enrolled her in a chorus group and that’s how her career started. She didn’t get far into her story & the dog was a total distraction & cut into the time even more. The only other question the moderator got in was whether she had any idea how huge Star Wars was going to be—the most stereotypical question that always has the same answer: All these fans spent HOURS in line to see her and she spent the short time she had acting like a diva & playing with her dog – a total fucking joke.

In spire of yesterday’s vote of no confidence, I decided to give one more panel a try –
this one entitled: Kickstarter: Everything you need to know about crowdfunding –

This panel was the complete opposite of the time-waster I experienced yesterday – it was informative, expertly moderated & enjoyable from beginning to end.

The panel provided experience-driven advice for anyone considering crowd funding.Each panel member explained their experiences with Kickstarter and the challenges that were presented through them. The most important piece of advice to heed for the evening was “Never do t-shirts as rewards for your backers,” .
The reasons they warn against this is the separate range of issues centering what is now your secondary product. From shipping to shirt sizes the shirts become a less economical and time effective resource than they may ultimately be worth.

It gave a tangible reference for questions to be asked for elements of Kickstarter promotions and design. Above all else, it gave example of the largest misconception centered on crowd funding projects, which is “crowd funding is an easy way to get money.” Jason Faller and Kynan Griffin gave great insight to questions about audience member’s own wants and projects, helping to finesse and refocus the projects ultimate goal- funding one specific product. At the end of the panel I felt far more equipped to explore crowd funding.

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I now had more time to explore both levels of the convention today and remember in Part 1 of this adventure I mentioned seeing a John Goodman look-a-like doing the splits with a light-saber on the dance floor the night before? Well I spotted him again walking into something called Sci-Fi Speed Dating – How could I not follow him in?


Now how perfect is this? as nerds have a reputation for not being the most desirable in the singles pool and more importantly they tend to be introverts that struggle with socializing. So what a great way to introduce them to their fellow nerds and potential mates with having a built-in common interest and since it’s Speed Dating, their is no pressure to hold it together for more than 5 mins. Here’s an added bonus for the locals of Salt Lake City – as I mentioned also in Part 1 – the girls of SLC are fucking hot!!
Take a look –

I also had more time to move around and really experience the main sales floor. Besides eating an over-priced & ill-advised “mega-burrito” from one of the vendors, easily one of the worst things I’ve ever consumed in my life, I did manage to make some more enjoyable purchases. After securing my girlfriend a rad pair of Doctor Who leggings, I saw this vendor that all this amazing 80’s stuff. After decided that it wouldn’t be a good idea to spend $300 on a mint in box Jetfire, the Transformer I saved all summer for in 1985 to purchase – I was happy to settle for a stack of unopened packs of Garbage Pail Kids from that same magical year.

…and I MADE time to take as many pics as I could of the awesome cosplayers –

Where else in the world could you STUMBLE upon a battle between R2D2 & this female gargoyle thing? She also wins for most dedication, she was so awesome and super into it. You could tell she had been practicing and was super committed to the character – I was impressed.

In the realm of cosplay something has risen in the form of what are actual professional cosplayers – Very attractive women appropriate something from the comics & science fiction world, combined with feminitiy & charm.


Joanie Brosas (Right)
& Megan Golden (Left)




The long day & weekend (not to mention I had been at two film festivals..and catching the last film as soon as I leave here, with another after-party & in Vegas before that) was wearing us all down & many had to succumb to whatever space they could find to nap.

Thanks again so much to Kenny & Danielle , the press agents & for the Salt Lake City Comic-Con for having me, hope to see you again down the road.

Photos – 

Roy Turner

Salt Lake City Comic Con 2015: Fan Experience w/ the cast of Dr. Who & Ralph Macchio + Red Carpet Party & more.

After a long crazy week of attending two film festivals in tandum the week did not end there. As a life-long nerd it behooved me to stay in town at the invitation of attending one of the largest & reputable comic-cons in the country.

Salt Lake City Comic-Con – Jan 29-31st – Salt Palace Convention Center – Salt Lake City, UT

Jan 30th

I arrived on what was officially Day 2 of the Salt Lake City Comic-Con that was in full swing when I entered the convention center.

Before I could get to all the madness & nerdiness the convention had to offer, I first had to complete the check-in process for credentials which is normally very routine but in this case I have to admit was a total pain in the ass. Kenny the press agent on hand was a totally nice guy and very helpful, the problem lay with the fuck-all hoops they had you jump through which proved to be completely unnessesary (at least to me). First, though I was here in person and registered, I had to take my wristband and then register IT online (which my phone refused to do). Second, then you had to then have it scanned EACH TIME you entered & exited a certain sector of the convention.
I flat out refused this part & every time one of their clueless volunteers tried to stop me to get me to scan I either just gave them the stink-eye or just kept moving.

I made my way into the Press Room to get setup and ready to hit the convention floor. Now a few disclaimers (their will be more later) : A comic-con essentially is a marketplace where vendors local & afar come to set-up shop and sell directly to their customers by taking advantage of them all being assembled in one place.


To get the patrons to come to view their wares, their are added attractions such as panels on just about every topic within the genre of comic books & the realm of Sci-Fi Fantasy. One of the first things I did when I arrived after taking a spin on the main floor was to attend a panel on my favorite comic franchise – GI Joe.

Sadly this panel was a COMPLETE waste of time and literally offered nothing in the way of learning anything new, any sort of ordered discussion or even a spirited celebration among fellow admirers. It consisted mainly of this cartoonish meglomaniac who calls himself Rad (second from the right above) and as if I needed to tell you more he spent the ENTIRE panel taking selfies of himself with the crowd behind him and promoting is LARP (Live Action Role Play) group in seemingly disbelief that he & his obnoxious beard have finally been validated in the form of a comic panel attended by 20 people in Mormon country.
I was gonna stick around for something called The Mythology of the Star Wars Saga but was still too burnt from “Rad” and his bullshit.

The convention will also secure celebrity guests that will charge you an arm & a leg for the autograph for which at times I witnessed fans waiting in line for an excrutiating amount of time for. To be clear, it is not neccesary for me to come to the patrons defense here, they are glad to be here and even happier to hand over their money for the experience.

Christoper Lloyd

When I first approached the tables, respectfully & careful not to interfere with the fans or their fun & started taking pictures for my coverage something bananas happened.
As I’m about to take my first pic a 50-ish white, male volunteer “security” member walks up and positions himself between me and the shot I’m trying to get and without a word, bends over to get his face right in my lense, salivating at the prospect of me discovering that he has foiled my attempt at (which I was unaware at the time) a contraband photo. Like he didn’t say a word and got right in my face like in a “Just what do you think your doing young man?” gaze and I’m supposed to recoil in fear like I’m Ferris Bueller and he’s Principal Rooney.
“Something wrong Skipper?” I say in my best Gilligan voice when he tells in his best “How dare you?” that their are “No Photos Allowed” in this area.
I wasn’t going to argue with Ed Rooney here, but let me get this straight – I understand the logic that if everyone takes photos its cuts into their profits of their over-priced system but I’m NOT HERE AS A FAN, I’m wearing a PRESS PASS, invited by the convention to give it exposure – And let’s be honest, if your at a place in your career where making appearances at a comic conventions is a major source of your yearly income you need all the exposure you can get, what do you mean there’s no pictures allowed??!!
As you can see above, I cast Mr. Belvedere aside and shot as freely as the day was long.

Another major draw is a chance to dress up as your favorite character in a movement that is now the norm called cosplay (which can reach absurdly sexual heights, not that ‘m complaining).

Dr Who Fan Experience

Easily the most anticipated event of the convention was for a presentation called Doctor Who – The Ultimate X-Perience – You could feel it in the air, this was Dr Who’s convention, it’s participants likeness led all of it’s promotional materials and the fans the most vocal.
Ok, here we run into another problem – For fans this is yet another way the convention separates you from your money as the already steep price of admission into the convention doesn’t include these “special events” that require an additional paid ticket. Not for me of course, I’m a member of the press right? Wrong again – I get over to the main ballroom where the event is held, again rebuffing another volunteer to get me to scan my wrist only to be told that I TOO needed a ticket & the event was sold out.
First of all, I could give two shits about Dr. Who, have never seen even one second of any of it’s variations nor do I care to. However, how am I supposed to COVER THE CONVENTION without COVERING THE BIGGEST EVENT AT THE CONVENTION?!?! – Not to mention my girlfriend loves this shit and would never forgive me for not reporting back to her as well. Between the outrageous, unvalidated parking & now this, I was starting to wonder if my press pass was worth the goddamned paper it was printed on. I found the main press agent Danielle, told her who I was, and now she was somebody that was totally on top of it and immediately found someone to seat me.
Thank you Danielle – 


The event featured the 11th doctor Matt Smith and two of his companions—anBillie Piper  & Karen Gillan.
Fans of the show would ask them questions, they would respond, and it usually created a very exciting discussion.
They managed to keep it lighthearted and upbeat regardless of how deep the questions were, and I can honestly say that there was not a moment during this panel that I felt bored. This panel’s success was due to Matt, Billie, and Karen being genuinely good friends, extremely candid and totally charming.
Matt said he was scared of Karen’s tiny wrists, so much so that she sends him pictures of her wrists just to unnerve him. It was really fun & enjoyable and now I had a good story to tell Jessica my girlfriend.

Ralph Macchio

As the Dr. Who fans filed out after it was over, I stayed in my seat – Not only did I not wanna contend with regaining entry but I was a HUGE fan of the Karate Kid franchise (still am) and heard that it’s star Ralph Macchio was a swell dude.
By comparison to the Beatlemania like atmosphere of the Dr. Who experience, this panel was kind of a small, intimate affair. There weren’t too many people, which is a shame because he really did come off super own to earth, humble and a great interviewee, 
Macchio hasn’t been in anything big recently, but he did talk about his cameos on the shows Psych and How I Met Your Mother 


The Karate Kid is one of those movies that almost everyone has seen and passed down to their kids. You can actually see his audition on YouTube,
While The Karate Kid is always going to be a big part of who he is, it’s his role in The Outsiders is the one he said he loves the most. His stories were great, but not lengthy. He knew how to keep it short and sweet so many a fan got to ask their questions.




The FanX15 Red Carpet Party – Salt Palace West Lobby

Ok so now that the convention was over for the day to make it even more of an event the convention of hosting a Red Carpet after-party with the promise of the the day’s celebrities in attendance hobnobbing with the commoners, an actual Red Carpet reception, dance party and lots of fun.
I had to shed my press mode and get into party mode because not only was I here to have fun but I was also DJ’n later in the evening.

When I arrived to the party I could see that it was three levels where you enter on the bottom, greeted with a DJ, bar & modest reception area. Then you take an escalator to the second level (where I will be DJ’n later) that is divided by some velvet rope shit for those that want to PAY EVEN MORE for the added comfort of finger foods & elitism.

See back behind those columns? I was permitted there as a performer, but for the patrons, if you wanted to sit in the comfy couches, enjoy your own bar & bathroom & catered meal you had to shell out the bucks. And the promise of hobnobbing with celebrity guests was a total fraud – their were none in any area that the fans (even the ones that paid more for the VIP area) could access. Right above the VIP area was a small third their were a couple of the celebrity guests were holding court but no one was allowed up there.
Also here’s another tip – If you go to a so-called “celebrity party” & the only celebrities there are the ones on the flier, your at the wrong party.

Now it was my turn to give this party an awesome send off –


Let me tell you something until you’ve seen a guy that looks just like John Goodman as Walter Sobchak in the Big Lebowski, dressed as Obi-Wan Kenobi with full gee and replica light-saber do a full splits while unsheathing his weapon while a super hot girl wearing not much more than a Darth Vader mask is grinding on the dance floor behind you, you really haven’t ever done anything good in life. Good times –

Photos – 

Roy Turner